I was going to answer this, but I'll come back later...
*Him*
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6 hours ago
Bi-curious Male, 47
Bi-curious Female, 46
UK
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Orgasminator
Hey guys. Could we have a hotel list please? Want to book early so we don't miss out!
Cheers ta.
*Her*
Cheers ta.
*Her*
Orgasminator
Another one who can't believe it's been 4 years!!! 
Welcome back you guys. We got married too in that time. Be good to see you guys again. Organise a welcome home munch 
lol.
*Her*
Welcome back you guys. We got married too in that time. Be good to see you guys again. Organise a welcome home munch lol. *Her*
Orgasminator
Awwwww, look at all the old faces coming back!
Now post guys and show the whingers exactly what this place used to be like and WHY we have free accounts
*Her*
Now post guys and show the whingers exactly what this place used to be like and WHY we have free accounts
*Her*
Orgasminator
Quote by domino_2
Savoury has to be Brunswick ham and goats cheese chunks put in a hot fresh pancake so it all melts.
That sounds delicious.
Maybe we should start a SH receipes thread :sticky:
You know what, i've always been a lemon & sugar kinda girl - but tonight I had the ham & feta cheese and it was flipping (geddit?
) gorgeous. 3 and i'm stuffed like a goodun!*Her*
Orgasminator
Ok not entirely swinging related, but I went through my entire life at school and uni being too self conscious and crap to speak to women I found attractive, let alone ask them out.
Thank god for the internet where I can hide behind me screen and type to people (tis how I met my wife after all!).
I reckon that has transferred though to our swinging life as *Her* seems to organise nearly all of it aside from sitting in the chat room trying to get well known enough to have people approach me at socials, rather than have to make the first move!
*Him*
Thank god for the internet where I can hide behind me screen and type to people (tis how I met my wife after all!).
I reckon that has transferred though to our swinging life as *Her* seems to organise nearly all of it aside from sitting in the chat room trying to get well known enough to have people approach me at socials, rather than have to make the first move!
*Him*
Orgasminator
Savoury has to be Brunswick ham and goats cheese chunks put in a hot fresh pancake so it all melts.
Sweet has to be either the classic lemon and sugar, or the indulgent Nutella.
Nom nom nom
*Him*
Sweet has to be either the classic lemon and sugar, or the indulgent Nutella.
Nom nom nom
*Him*
Orgasminator
LMAO - just spotted this again. I'm currently sat outside said "Health and Beauty" Emporium as Her gets her bits waxed (I wonder if she's ok with me telling you all this...?).
Mrs Tweeky - I'll keep an eye out for you lol. Will PM you details as I see Her hasn't yet and I can read them from the front of the shop lol
Hope all is well
*Him*
Mrs Tweeky - I'll keep an eye out for you lol. Will PM you details as I see Her hasn't yet and I can read them from the front of the shop lol
Hope all is well
*Him*
Orgasminator
Quote by Dirtygirly
Speak to *her*... she has a place she uses down that way! :thumbup:
Here I am!
Mrs Tweeky, give me a call. I do have an excellent salon I use here in Bristol. Been going there for 2 years now and they're great.
Added bonus that we've just moved near (ish) to them so you can pop in for a cuppa and a chinwag before/after
*Her*
Orgasminator
Quote by Dirtygirly
Speak to *her*... she has a place she uses down that way! :thumbup:
It's true and the results are pretty good
*Him*
Orgasminator
Quote by Bluefish2009
As a paying member, I am happy to subsidise others less well off than our selves
I think you'll find us free members are better off. To the tune of about £70 a year :wink:
*Her*
Orgasminator
With this much notice - we're in please! We'll need a room too. A thank you
*Her*
*Her*
Orgasminator
Stonleigh Sauvignon Blanc is to die for. Not cheap at between £9 and £12 a bottle but my god is it a good wine.
To be honest, most Sauvignon Blancs are good as long as they're made from the Marlborough estate, but this is by far and away the best i've tried (and i've tried a lot! ).
*Her*
To be honest, most Sauvignon Blancs are good as long as they're made from the Marlborough estate, but this is by far and away the best i've tried (and i've tried a lot!
).*Her*
Orgasminator
Really sorry guys, we won't be able to make this :sad: We're being given notice to find somewhere else to live, so need every penny at the moment for deposits etc.
Next time.
*Us*
Next time.
*Us*
Orgasminator
Why did I not know about such a brilliant website before? Ctrl + D thanks!
*Him*
*Him*
Orgasminator
My old stomping ground - god I miss that place! :sad:
We may come back to this!
*Her*
We may come back to this!
*Her*
Orgasminator
Erm...... we've been told we might want to come to this...
Might there be room for 2 small ones on the reserve list at all please?
Afankoo.
*Her*
Might there be room for 2 small ones on the reserve list at all please?
Afankoo.
*Her*
Orgasminator
Well I asked *Him* last night whilst I was cooking dinner, if we could have sex later. He rolled his eyes at me and said "eurgh"!!!
Charming!
*Her*
Charming!
*Her*
Orgasminator
Hate it. You think someone's come along with something new and interesting / sexy to talk about but it turns out to be someone saying that they're the last one to in a particular thread. So frickin what - I don't care!
Bringing "fun" threads into The Cafe because it seems quiet or to bump the post count is just masking the inherent problem of a lack of posts!
I'd happily go back to the previous setup where everything had it's place. It's mean I wouldn't have to ignore the first half page of detritus before I got to a real thread worth reading.
But thats just my opinion...
*Him*
Bringing "fun" threads into The Cafe because it seems quiet or to bump the post count is just masking the inherent problem of a lack of posts!
I'd happily go back to the previous setup where everything had it's place. It's mean I wouldn't have to ignore the first half page of detritus before I got to a real thread worth reading.
But thats just my opinion...
*Him*
Orgasminator
I got the soap & glory tote bag set :bounce: It was top of my wish list. Shame we came home to the boiler frozen and 2 burst water pipes and now have no water so the lovely pampering bath I was planning has gone out the window as the waters turned off 
*Her*
*Her*
Orgasminator
Quote by tweeky
Things you can only get away with saying at Christmas
Merry Christmas <<<<<<<<<<<<< Sounds stupid at Easter
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
*Her*
Orgasminator
Yes! We'll be there. Was just waiting to see when we'd be doing our second Christmas with our friends, but that's the week before so stick us down please!
First 3 weekends of January already booked up
*Her*
First 3 weekends of January already booked up
*Her*
Orgasminator
I wouldn't know. There are 3 of us in the office this year and we're not having a 'do' :sad:
*him* on the other side, went to his second one last night. I'm sulking
*Her*
*him* on the other side, went to his second one last night. I'm sulking
*Her*
Orgasminator
My head hurts. I shall come back and answer this properly later.
lol
*Him*
lol
*Him*
Orgasminator
Quote by jaycoups7
since then ive had a cple of porn stars but nothing recently just wives off here
Yeah, doing yourself LOADS of favours here
*Her*
