and welcome to sh, why not see if wife wants to join too.
Tina
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cuddly__catlin
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 61
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a friend sent me this in email, made me giggle 
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon, the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her
quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl
sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom. When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried
to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice," he said. "I
wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied. "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found a little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. And, you know, I haven't had the flu all winter !!!!
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon, the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her
quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl
sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom. When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried
to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice," he said. "I
wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied. "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found a little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. And, you know, I haven't had the flu all winter !!!!
Quote by Wishmaster
If I knew it was going to be the last time I would want to spend the entire night with my partner, making love slowly at first, then fast and furious, then slowly again till the sun rises and quietly fall asleep in each other's arms. Yup. That would do me just fine.
thats just what i was going to say.
i hate condoms.
but if i was swinging and when i used to i always used them.
its just commen sense.
god i think i have a bit of that lol, were did that come from
but with my x partner :cry: i never used them, cos we knew we wernt haveing
sex with anyone else.
thats it ive finished lol
Tina xxx
but if i was swinging and when i used to i always used them.
its just commen sense.
god i think i have a bit of that lol, were did that come from
but with my x partner :cry: i never used them, cos we knew we wernt haveing
sex with anyone else.
thats it ive finished lol
Tina xxx
Quote by CambsGuy50
Hi WBB
In times of stress and unhappiness, you find out who your real friends are
I know we have never met, and only chatted briefly, but I send you my love, hugs, and my warmest wishes
With Love
David in Cambs
xxxxx
that is so true. ive had people on here wishing me well cos im going through a bad time
right now.
i dont know you WBB but my thought and best wishes are with you.
((((((((((Hugs)))))))))))
Quote by postie
You know the old adage that God gave man a cock and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time ?
Does it apply to women ?????
No... I'm not going to say it... nope... nothing at all about women and brains... oh no.. not me...far too obvious...
I'll leave it to some other poor schmuck to take a pasting...
you chicken
i feel depressed right now but i know its not depression.
and i know the reason for it.
so i know i can pull myself back up sooner or later, wish it was sooner.
i have a friend with depression and shes on tablets which help her alot.
without them she cant function at all.
and no amount of will power will help her.
so there all kinds of depresion
not sure ive made any sense here.
hope i have.
and i know the reason for it.
so i know i can pull myself back up sooner or later, wish it was sooner.
i have a friend with depression and shes on tablets which help her alot.
without them she cant function at all.
and no amount of will power will help her.
so there all kinds of depresion
not sure ive made any sense here.
hope i have.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Hateitorloveit, just re-read my post and it was not meant as a put down in any way, so sorry if I came accross like that, Maybe you should take the advice of LisaMarie and try the bathtime thing, or even in the shower. I really do not like very hairy men (down below) so it could also be that she is the same, it could also be that even in her mid 20's she has not yet discovered what she does or doesnt like!
Talking is the next step but please dont just go and ask her outright why she does not want to do it. Talk about your overall sexual desires, what you like and what you dislike, then give her the chance to say what she likes and dislikes. Once the coversation is going in the right direction you could then sensitively bring up the subject. But remember even though oral sex is mind-blowingly fantastic it is not the be all and end all of a good sexual relationship.
Oh yes, please try to find out her age without asking her outright :shock:
u could always do what my hubbie does and slap her in the face with ya knob while saying suck this bitch :shock:
Quote by LisaMarie
I was the same i didnt start doing it until i was in my mid thirties with my husband.
twelve years of marrage 3 kids and i didnt like it yuk
have a bath together let her see and smell that its spotless and then try.
maybe she is afraid its not clean enough.
Us girls are funny, i really like giving it now it tastes gourgeous until the end
lisan
the end is the best bit tastes so good mmmm
Quote by hateitorloveit
"Can I be nosey and ask how old she is"
She is 23 or 24. She has had a couple of long term relationships so pretty experienced.
just cos shes had a couple of long term relationships doesent mean shes pretty
experienced.
i was in a 12 year marrage and i wasent experienced at all.
i diddent suck cock has you call it till i was 38 cos i though yuk lol
now i love doing it, and love to be licked too.
just take things slow and let here do things in her own time.
you might be surprised
Quote by hateitorloveit
Yeah, I am going to have to end the relationship if we don't get this worked out because this is important to me.
At the same time I don't want to put that pressure on her. Like suck my cock or you are dumped.
I have done the whole steering during foreplay...but I end up with a well kissed stomach and not much else.
Time to talk then.
Why do you guys think she doesn't like being licked. Surely all girls like that. I have been told by a previous girlfriend that I was the best ever (yeah, I know, bet she says that to all the guys!)...but I haven't even had a chance to impress here.
well if your going to end the relationship just cos she wont suck your cock shes better of with out you.
sorry but you cant care anough about her if thats what would end your relationship.
