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cuddly__catlin
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 61
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Quote by kneedowndeano
guess i need to wise up.
Still new to all of this and naive to those that will (hopefully redface ) contact me.

you will get used to it on here biggrin
Quote by manofmuchfun
lol I bet they aren't - there's many women in here that just don't want a big willy anywhere near them :shock:

me and them wont be talking then ? biggrin
Well you won't be talking to me, at least rolleyes
I was kidding.......nothing special about me !
awwwwww i wouldent say that, at least you know how to use it wink
Long and thin slips it in,
pleases all the ladys.
short and thick does the trick,
brings on all the babys.
I know its daft biggrin
Quote by Katien_n_John
Bollox
:twisted:

you sayin bollox to me ? ..........get back in ya garden ....... biggrin
Can't its full of me feckin neighbours jumpin off me feckin ROCKERY mad mad mad mad mad
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then through the freckin ROCKERY at the freckin neighbours lol
wanna come round and help me throw some stones :twisted:
ok im on my way biggrin
Quote by Katien_n_John
Bollox
:twisted:

you sayin bollox to me ? ..........get back in ya garden ....... biggrin
Can't its full of me feckin neighbours jumpin off me feckin ROCKERY mad mad mad mad mad
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then through the freckin ROCKERY at the freckin neighbours lol
Quote by manofmuchfun
woo......our very own bitchin thread ! .............thank you blue !
who's first ? .........come on dont be shy......enough bollox goes on the forum......air your bollox here ?

doesent it get cold when your airing your bollox lol
Quote by da69ve
it diddent sound like a threat to me,
saying-certain people that im dying to meet on here face to face so we can ,shall we say discuss certain things isent a threat. well its not to me anyway biggrin

Well maybe not a threat...but it certainly didn't mean there would be lots of hugs and loving when they meet!
but there would be lots of discussion and hopefully at the end of it lots of hugs and loving. well i can hope biggrin
it diddent sound like a threat to me,
saying-certain people that im dying to meet on here face to face so we can ,shall we say discuss certain things isent a threat. well its not to me anyway biggrin
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Hi people,
Like many men, I've spent years fantersizing about seeing my wife with another man.
Now I realy want to make it a reality.
I know she'll be up for it ( with the right man, after a few drinks ).
The thing is, I'm not totally sure how I'll feel afterwards.
The fantacy realy turns me on. :P
But will the reality. confused:
Fellas, will I get a sudden burst of jealousy? mad
Ladys, how did you feel after your first time with another man? confused:
I just want to be sure I'll have no regrets.
Convince me peaple :!:

You obviously haven't thought about this seriously enough
Nope, go away and think about it seriously, think about what you could lose if you just went with the plan that you have just written up there confused
I agree what MISSCHIEF said.
pls think real long and hard first.
Quote by salt_n_pepper
I fancy we should start a club in Mansfield ! ..........couples and singles.......just no males under 35 ?
A & T !

that would be fun
Hope this club has a jacuzzi biggrin
Quote by naughtynymphos1
hey i'm a female from mansfield but moved now and over 30. does that count lol

Well move back quickly lol We need all the fems we can get around here lol
Oh ok m8 just for you :thumbup:
i'll meet you half way at if you not there i'll start without you :rascal:
Just setting off now..........bring some biccies. I've got a flask of coffee lol lol
ffs hurry up will ya bet that coffee gone cold now rolleyes
Well I waited at Halfway as we agreed, drank all the coffee myself, had a couple of pees, and now I have to go home to get ready for work. Sorry to have missed you. We must try again another time xxxxxxxxxx
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ffs u was on the wrong side of the road, didn't u see me wave as i drove past? :haha:
I bet he did it on perpose, so he could have all the coffee to himself biggrin
must have been real good coffee, weres mine biggrin
Quote by Loowis
Can I get the rights to the pictures Catlin... Ok or Hello style? I'll start the bidding at a pound smile

You sure can, but you have to bid higher than that lol
but then again i think ill let you have them for free , i think your the first person to spell my name right. catlin instead of caitlin biggrin
Quote by foxylady 123
momf
i for one will vouch for you being (iwas going to write here - a big old softy - but you might take that the wrong way) kind and generous , at least with your understanding and patience.

i will say it for you, he is a old softy.
momf you can spank me if you take it wrong way smackbottom
pls pls spank me biggrin
Quote by MikeNorth
A surefire way to make sure you're not bothered by the people carrying out surveys in the streets and shopping centres is to say when accosted by them that you work for a marketing firm yourself. It always works for me anyway, they instantly move on to the next person. They don't want to interview people who work in marketing or advertising.
Mike.

I will have to remember that one biggrin
Quote by bluexxx
Let me help..............Tim is 36 6'1" slim shaven head & blue eyes looking for some nice women who are up for nsa sex not realy looking for a one off more something on a regular basis. He can travel or accomadate. you must be slim to medium build somthing to get hold of would be nice he would prefer someone younger than himself but age is open to a max of around 45. He does have photos but would see yours first he also has msn & msgr..........

I'm impressed :shock:
me too wink biggrin
Quote by timbuk4444
very funny all pick on the new guy :cry:

were only jokeing.
sorry hun, why not tell us all about you ?
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