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cuddly__catlin
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 61
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Quote by bluexxx
He's timbuk4444....

Oh sorry, I missed that bit rolleyes lol lol lol lol
Me too.
is 4444 his age then lol
Quote by manofmuchfun
My husband and I need help.
You should see how tall the grass has grown and we can't be bothered to mow.
Hello noob!! Have fun, hun.
biggrin

Get a goat........I got one you can have.......just she aint back from work yet !!!
you calling me a goat lol
i know what im going to chew on in a minute blast
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Come on there be sensible you lot no a real suggestion from the lot of you. Im going to complain to "back street heroes" if you dont all behave. Should I be wary of Viv, please sir. Asthetic to describe a bike, well its original. Gaz. Peace and love to all (except scooter riders and hairdryers)

naughtynymphos1 suggestion for GenHertsCpl to show her pics was a sensible suggestion dont you think wink biggrin
lmao u was just going to put a post up saying i was being serious :evil2:
:giggle:
Quote by Golden Angel
Come on there be sensible you lot no a real suggestion from the lot of you. Im going to complain to "back street heroes" if you dont all behave. Should I be wary of Viv, please sir. Asthetic to describe a bike, well its original. Gaz. Peace and love to all (except scooter riders and hairdryers)

naughtynymphos1 suggestion for GenHertsCpl to show her pics was a sensible suggestion dont you think wink biggrin
Quote by naughtynymphos1

ps. got some saucy pics taken on hubbys bike! wink
Can now hear her PM box kick into action...lol

lets have a look then wink lol
Yes lets have a look pleasssssssssssssssssse biggrin
i had sex on a honda 250 once but it wasent moveing biggrin
i know a honda isent has good has a harley biggrin
i know a very nice lady that goes dogging on her own.
she goes 3 or 4 times a week
and no its not me biggrin
Quote by rachel-lane
Hi Rachel
people like that arnt worth nowt.
your better than them, so hold your head high and wiggle that sexy bum of yours has you turn and walk away from idiots like that.
Tina xxx biggrin

people like that only understand one thing. yes i could have ignored it, but who gave him a god given right to abuse a total stranger for no reason at all apart from how i look. if you let demons like that get away with it, they then go on to belive they can abuse everyone at their leasure and they become even more threatning. i wasnt put here to be abused by anyone and i sure as hell will not stand there and take it. and next time he will think twice about saying what he likes to people wink
diddent say ignore them, diddent word it proper did i, no dont just stand there and take it,
give them what for biggrin
just wish i was more like you, am getting better at standing up for myself, slowly lol
Quote by bailiffs
ha ha ha ha i wreckon we have a pimp on our hands people lol lol lol lol

is there cream you can get to get rid of a pimp on your hand.
pls let me know its growing by the minute.
sorry crap joke lol
Hi Rachel
people like that arnt worth nowt.
your better than them, so hold your head high and wiggle that sexy bum of yours has you turn and walk away from idiots like that.
Tina xxx biggrin
Hi and welcome to swinging heaven,
tell us more about you, before we all get a bad head
trying to work out who and what you are biggrin
Quote by bluetvr
maybe it's just me, but i can't face a really big one, double entendre intentional. in my experience, men with big cocks think that if they just bash away for long enough something's bound to happen, and sadly that ain't true. plus some of us are delicate, i know i am. i want to feel fucked, not like i've been to a gynocologist.

That's why they come (cum) in different sizes.
One thing gets me: A lot of people are saying that women aren't interested in size and it is a schoolgirl outlook and so on. Tell me why then, the couples and single womens ads are full of requests for 9" or don't bother replying?
Our ad doesent mention the size of cock we want, its not the size that matters.
has long has we all get pleasure and give pleasure to each other then im happy with any size. wink biggrin
Quote by Loowis
Ok guys, thanks for making me feel welcome today, I felt like I was in a whole new world yesterday but I'm starting to feel a lot more comfortable. Now I really must get back to my revision, hopefully if I don't fall asleep at my desk I'll pop on again later and say goodnight! smile

Hi, im glad your enjoying yourself, keep haveing fun biggrin
Hi and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven.
hope you find what your looking for and have fun biggrin
Quote by VenusnMars
Years ago I tried out those bloody love eggs The only thing they did for me was to make an exit in the middle of the town precinct whilst I was loaded up with shopping bags. I was wearing a skirt and tights and had to crouch down in the middle of a busy town surreptitiously trying to get them back out of sight. :huh:
Bad idea!
Venusxxx

Sorry i shouldent laugh but i just cant help it rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Quote by manofmuchfun

theres another pair !!!!! any good?
I'll get murdered ! hehe !

lol whos are they though? :P
her in bed ! .......gone to sleep.......I hope !
cuddly caitins!
i go to sleep and look what happens biggrin
dont mind realy but im still going to punish you smackbottom
Quote by manofmuchfun
that was what saw i recon if larger breasts came with a smirnof ice black attached i would be converted

You keep the smirnof ice black and ill have the large breasts biggrin
oi you got a large pair.......well you did have when you left an hour ago !
i left them at yours so you have something to play with later biggrin
Quote by x-man0223
that was what saw i recon if larger breasts came with a smirnof ice black attached i would be converted

You keep the smirnof ice black and ill have the large breasts biggrin