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daffodilbbw
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female
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Alexandra i'm so sorry for your loss,it's like the loss of a member of the family. :upset: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
welcome to heaven!thanks easy,you don't mind if i face you while i sit on your lap?! :twisted: like you said go with a smile!
Dragon your sandwich is on the trolley by the side of you,no money needed,SH is a free service!
Mattmoleman ok here's one more time for you,pull the cord on you life jacket and your inflatible sex toy will automatically be remember to BLOW your whistle as i have already had to replace 8 whistles as the peas had been sucked out of them!So girls it's blow not suck!!
<daff sits back on easy's lap>
Dragon your sandwich is on the trolley by the side of you,no money needed,SH is a free service!
Mattmoleman ok here's one more time for you,pull the cord on you life jacket and your inflatible sex toy will automatically be remember to BLOW your whistle as i have already had to replace 8 whistles as the peas had been sucked out of them!So girls it's blow not suck!!
<daff sits back on easy's lap>
well shall i put this big pot of tea down then seems as no-body wants a cuppa 
mind your lap lucifer hunny,i haven't got a licence for this thing!
The only problem with this flight is that i'm sure i saw the sarge in the cockpit earlier :shock: has he got his pilot's licence yet then?!! :shock:
mind your lap lucifer hunny,i haven't got a licence for this thing!The only problem with this flight is that i'm sure i saw the sarge in the cockpit earlier :shock: has he got his pilot's licence yet then?!! :shock:
<daffodil puts on her air hostesses uniform and loads up the beveredge trolley,captain's voice comes over the pa system "thank you for flying air swinging heaven,we are flying at an altitude of one mile so all of the toilets are now vacant for all of those wishing to join our mile high will be turning the no smoking signs off for the post coital cigarette,please be sure to extinguish them on ours/m human ashtrays that are located in the aisles.
in the front of you located in the seats are a selection of international adult magazines,and todays movie will be a great film based on a well known quiz show "Thirteen into One".Please enjoy your flight our beveredges trolley is coming around,if there is anything that your hostess Daffodil can do for you please is most willing to please">
So what can i get you? :P
in the front of you located in the seats are a selection of international adult magazines,and todays movie will be a great film based on a well known quiz show "Thirteen into One".Please enjoy your flight our beveredges trolley is coming around,if there is anything that your hostess Daffodil can do for you please is most willing to please">
So what can i get you? :P
lou i am so sorry i didn't mean to miss you out hun here we go :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: 
:kiss:
and this is for anyone else that i've missed out :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
but thanks guys,i'm already wondering why i was feeling so apprehensive! you've already made me feel more than welcome,so i had no reason to doubt that you'd be otherwise when i go to my first meet xx
:kiss: and this is for anyone else that i've missed out :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
but thanks guys,i'm already wondering why i was feeling so apprehensive! you've already made me feel more than welcome,so i had no reason to doubt that you'd be otherwise when i go to my first meet xx
for you archangel,anything! here we go my love :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: 
assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
there how did that feel
assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: there how did that feel
the best one i had was a couple of months ago,i was in one of those bars where no music is this rather lovely bloke came up to me and said " sorry but i couldn't help hearing your laugh,i think it's great,i reminds me of the sound my dog makes just before it's sick!" :shock:
Well that guy had me laughing all the way to his bed!! the best chat up line i've ever heard!
Well that guy had me laughing all the way to his bed!! the best chat up line i've ever heard!
