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dali__lama
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54

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Mainly I-worm and something called Trojan dropper and various deriritives.
PC was logging off internet and sometimes freezing, constantly havingto be shut down via either cont alt delete or cont f4, shut down didnt work. then disc had to be rescanned at bootup.
the really weird one was this morning ( and even i find this hard to believe) it would not disconnect from the net (apparantly) i even went as far as to unplug the 'phone line from the wall, which obviously broke any internet connection, physically. however the screen still thought it was connected at 44,000bps. at that point i changed my virus protection.
i dont really want to re install windows or I.E. but.......
its Windows 98 btw.
Quote by ChairmanMiaow
A BT spokesman added: "It could be that one dedicated pervert is making hundreds of attempts to get on websites each day."


isn't that a contradiction? shurely its only perverted the first time, shouldnt this person be called a commited enthusiast? Bloody BBC (and they always get the time checks wrong)
Quote by Ice Pie
I think once you're dead, you should probably stop having sex.

A tad harsh on zombies.
p.s. if having a good time with a zombie, try to avoid saying "Eat me, eat me......"
at the risk of going off thread, what about people who live in bungalows? they cant shave upstairs can they.
Michael Jackson / Elton John duet..... 'Please let your son go down on me'
Yesterday my PC went to a log-off frenzy, disconecting every 5-10 mins or, strangly, everytime i went any where near (perhaps it has goods taste, hence it don't like )
i ran spybot, and Avast antivirus, both found nothing.
i used to use AVG but got rid of it during a system clean out and replaced it with Avast.
Today i re installed AVG and it found ! trojan (sadly unused lol ) and SIX other viruses.
Two points.
my PC always has zonealarm and Avast running, so how did the viruses get in there?
secondly, AVG will only repair 3 of the 6 viruses.
are they likely to be 'true' viruses or as a mate suggesed, programs which AVG thinks are viruses?
excellent thread btw
Quote by MikeNorth
carrying out all directions as may be given to you by any passing Lancastrian once over the border, (Slaithwaite being the desireable crossing point into Nirvana)

I think you'll find it's nearer Marsden.....
Mike.
Very has an excellent Socialist club biggrin very good beer.
Quote by Reese
LOL, no, but the F in our little menage et trois did get dangerously close to being penetrated by the stick-shift knob! :P

was it a 'lift' or 'push down' for reverse model? rolleyes
Quote by Ice Pie
Which one of the original cast had the biggest 'Bit of wood' ? (my monies on Brains or Parker) not sure about Parker though, he had a big car........... rolleyes
Jeff Tracey had a 54321 :shock:
i thought that was manfred mann? but was it inches or centimeters?
Quote by Reese
'Twas at a drive-in movie theatre in Florida in 1981. Quite challenging, too, as we were attempting a threesome in the front seat of a tiny Honda Civic with a gear shift lever sticking up between the seats! But, being 17 at the time, I was more than willing to put up with a little discomfort... biggrin

did you invent the 'handbrake turn' ?
Which one of the original cast had the biggest 'Bit of wood' ? (my monies on Brains or Parker) not sure about Parker though, he had a big car........... rolleyes
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The Killers-Hot Stuff,very underated new band.
Steve,xxx

they did an excellent live set at glastonbury.
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me too marya! wow funny that as we have both lived in yorkshire most of our younger lives! What does it mean tho dali lama?

ah. a seeker of enlightenment.
basically it shows that the path to true light awaits you, and that you should seek the path, carrying out all directions as may be given to you by any passing Lancastrian once over the border, (Slaithwaite being the desireable crossing point into Nirvana)
Avoid at all costs sheep speaking in tongues. they are heretics. do not trust the buggars!!
are you allergic to any non prescription tranqillisers that you know of ?
Quote by RSAB2
Il Postino Pat the remake version. Mrs Goggins on crack, wrestles Pat away from Jess...

What now?
Jess gets the hump and takes on the entire cast and crew and in a tremendous scene of debuchery and delight. (at this point Pat seeks medical help....)........
This makes it clearer!
yes thats was Pats initial thought, Jess had other plans, the herd of cattle and the vat of KY was the item which bust the budget, forcing Jess into a career of low budget history documentarys for Discovery.
Scottish Lit is still up to the same standard......... Rabbi burns, if he doesn't he bloody should :shock:
Quote by RSAB2
Il Postino Pat the remake version. Mrs Goggins on crack, wrestles Pat away from Jess...

What now?
Jess gets the hump and takes on the entire cast and crew and in a tremendous scene of debuchery and delight. (at this point Pat seeks medical help....)........
Quote by RSAB2
Do you just quote from a post with more than one quaote and make sure the end tags are still in place?
Mrs RSAB2 XXX

I aint got a clue, but its working so far.... biggrin
Il Postino Pat the remake version. Mrs Goggins on crack, wrestles Pat away from Jess...
Quote by jezzay
Bit of a hi-jack here - how do you do that?
Jezzay


quite simple really biggrin
what was the question again? oh yes, nine o'clock news, was that on on tuesdays? matron let us watch that, it was on at 7 o'clock, that nice frank bough was on it. he had some nice cardies.
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Fancy being dumped in the morning :twisted: :twisted:

at what point do you add "in a skip" ?
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Hello Deli.. lol lol
Have you any pork luncheon meat? I have vouchers confused

vouchers? Oi Vay!! what kind of boy do ya think i am? truncheon meat vouchers?
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'pop' my what ?

your bum of course :doh: lol lol
happy to oblige Ma'am. Avatar duly provided biggrin Now what was the swop? evil biggrin
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
OMG are you always that fast???
Gotcha welcome mate time to tell you.................................I dont do bum shots but that a very uinique shot you have produced there :shock: :shock: :twisted: cool
nah not usualy fast, just occaisionaly need starting by hand.
re the avatar, the remote was a bugger to hide.
HI, do you know that because you're here heaven is missing an angel.
or
OK OK IF YOU STOP SCREAMING I'LL PUT THE KNIFE DOWN, BUT I CANT TAKE THE MASK OFF evil
er biggrin