Thanks! It was a GOOOOOOOD day in the woods, the sun shone, there was nobody around & the sex was GRRRREAT - except for the ants!!! :eeek:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: @ Riff Raff
This sounds a lot like what Matt used to suffer with (we couldn't go out for a meal as he'd be physically sick for example) - he had a couple of sessions of hypnotherapy about 6 years ago & hasn't looked back.
Spent today with my parents. My mum bought a Christmas present for our children, talked about what else to get them, asked where we are having Christmas this year, offered to buy the turkey, discussed what she will feed us when we go to them over the festive season, asked me what Matt & I want, offered to make us a Christmas Cake & a pudding, then asked what they're going to buy the kids for their birthdays which are in January & March.
After all that, all I can say is, I'm amazed it's as much as 107 days!
:welcome: from some other newbies!
I can relate to what Ken is saying big time! As total newbies ourselves I know we have to "get stuck in" but it can be a bit daunting when you all know each other so well - it's always at the back of my mind that I'm butting in or I'm going to make some unintentionally crass remark cos I don't know you all.
I know that it's just newbie nerves but :therethere: to KenluvsLucy from us!
Taken from the Washington Post
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday.
Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency,and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
"That was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor.
" I walked up to Lawrence and he's...just pumping away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.
"I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?"."
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said,
A pumpkin? F**k me, is it midnight already?"
We watched the 2nd & 3rd episodes of this & it gave us a lot to think & talk about. Richard & Donna seemed really great - glad you had a good time guys. You seemed to give off the same vibe I'm getting from people here - no pressure, this is about a social life as well as a sex life so thanks guys!
Hi All
Afraid I'm another Newbie - you must be getting pretty sick of us by now!
I'm Dani, 30, married to Mat for 10 years & have recently (pleasantly) SHOCKED :shock: him by expressing an interest in swinging.
It's very early days for us but this looked like a good, friendly place to do a bit of fact finding.
Looking forward to getting to know you all.
Dani
xxxx