HAHAHAHAHA
DINO ive read this post 3 times and only just realised if bluexxx does change the aforementioned qualifying criteria...
me n you will be quids in....
dargento
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oi....i did the man flu nurse wanted....this is a travesty of justice....
youd never see me stealing any 1 elses ideas....
i want the finest wines.....i want them here........and i want them poured into a nice glass by a ravishingly beautiful blonde....or postie dressed in a little red riding hood outfit....
did i just say that :shock: :shock: :shock:
Judy....see what youve done to me lol
youd never see me stealing any 1 elses ideas....
i want the finest wines.....i want them here........and i want them poured into a nice glass by a ravishingly beautiful blonde....or postie dressed in a little red riding hood outfit....
did i just say that :shock: :shock: :shock:
Judy....see what youve done to me lol
i hate these threads...i feel confused all day after reading them and cant get them out of my head...
do you want a blonde for some sex
or a blonde foursome???
you dont want her to have a beard??
or you want her to be clean shaven???
if you could explain a little better please as even if i was one of the above ....youd stand a better chance of f***ing a rolling doughnut than meeting me or any other decent person who frequents this site.....
MODS.......please can we make this a sticky.....with a view to letting new people how NOT to post.....or how to post if you want to sit on your own in lonely corner for the rest of your miserable existance....
do you want a blonde for some sex
or a blonde foursome???
you dont want her to have a beard??
or you want her to be clean shaven???
if you could explain a little better please as even if i was one of the above ....youd stand a better chance of f***ing a rolling doughnut than meeting me or any other decent person who frequents this site.....
MODS.......please can we make this a sticky.....with a view to letting new people how NOT to post.....or how to post if you want to sit on your own in lonely corner for the rest of your miserable existance....
i like science fantasy boooks such as LOTR...david addings is also great and was a 10 book story...something to get your teeth into...
terry pratchet is also a genius....who else could dream up thor knocking at your door and asking for help.....and that bloody eagle is still watching lol.....
i did read a very very good book once on holiday but cant remember tyhe author...it was called "the rich shall inherit" about a girl called poppy mallory....excellent book with love....sex...mafia...hard times...good times etc etc
all the things needed to make a cracking read
terry pratchet is also a genius....who else could dream up thor knocking at your door and asking for help.....and that bloody eagle is still watching lol.....
i did read a very very good book once on holiday but cant remember tyhe author...it was called "the rich shall inherit" about a girl called poppy mallory....excellent book with love....sex...mafia...hard times...good times etc etc
all the things needed to make a cracking read
congrats m8...
nah no need to be worried m8....
by the time you get your clothes ripped off and a stick with "here please" is stuck up your ass......youve been tied to a lamp post in a busy city centre (mine was on the ohrse shoe at newcastle.....countless people have passed laughing their asses off and the police eventually turn up and have to arrest you because you have no clothes to put on...........youll be so bloody bladdered that you will think it was just so natural and you cant believe that you havnt done it at least once every weekend......
the bastard is some 1 sending you a roll of undeveloped film for your bloody wedding......
goodluck m8
nah no need to be worried m8....
by the time you get your clothes ripped off and a stick with "here please" is stuck up your ass......youve been tied to a lamp post in a busy city centre (mine was on the ohrse shoe at newcastle.....countless people have passed laughing their asses off and the police eventually turn up and have to arrest you because you have no clothes to put on...........youll be so bloody bladdered that you will think it was just so natural and you cant believe that you havnt done it at least once every weekend......
the bastard is some 1 sending you a roll of undeveloped film for your bloody wedding......
goodluck m8
im going to have to shy away from this 1 
...i have made arrangements on the 10th (friends birthday)
well....look on the bright side...at least youll be able to talk to each other without my quiet little delicate voice whittering away in the background
.....
but..i promise to save a big whalloping dollop (of my voice) for my next visit to the village with which to entertain yourself....bluexxx....judy and any others mad enough to meet the manchester baileys and ice club.......
first rule in the baileys and ice club...........
dont mention the baileys and ice club....
...i have made arrangements on the 10th (friends birthday)well....look on the bright side...at least youll be able to talk to each other without my quiet little delicate voice whittering away in the background
.....but..i promise to save a big whalloping dollop (of my voice) for my next visit to the village with which to entertain yourself....bluexxx....judy and any others mad enough to meet the manchester baileys and ice club.......
first rule in the baileys and ice club...........
dont mention the baileys and ice club....
watch this space judy
i know you owuldnt be happy with chips and gravy being the classy type of gal so ill have to sort somehthing out properly for you ......ill get in touch with bluexxx and ask her for help in making a stonking night out.....
ps....sorry i was a bit quiet on the night ....i was tired :shock:
dargento
i know you owuldnt be happy with chips and gravy being the classy type of gal so ill have to sort somehthing out properly for you ......ill get in touch with bluexxx and ask her for help in making a stonking night out.....
ps....sorry i was a bit quiet on the night ....i was tired :shock:
dargento
ok.......
i hit the big 40 on 12th october and yes thats 2005....lol....
i was just thinking what to do......i dont really want a "do" as such....you know m8s out and getting leathered....and ive decided not to sleep all day and forget it ever happened and still pretend to be 39 (well if bluexxx can be 21 i can stay at 39)....
so what is there left....would any 1 be interested in a night out....or a club visit....or anything else....god im useless at organisation....i should get bluexxx and mistress sassy to educate me on the topic....
on the other hand i could sit in and get bladdered on red wine on my own
ive posted in cafe as yet as im not sure if any 1 would be able to make it .....as its short notice....sooooooo many inconsistancies here lol...........
so if any 1 fancies a good laugh watching me fall over (a little bit) on 12/10 please feel free to get in touch or post on this thread
thanks
dargento
ps this is my attempt at not slipping away into my 40s and being called a boring old fart for not organising anything lol
i hit the big 40 on 12th october and yes thats 2005....lol....
i was just thinking what to do......i dont really want a "do" as such....you know m8s out and getting leathered....and ive decided not to sleep all day and forget it ever happened and still pretend to be 39 (well if bluexxx can be 21 i can stay at 39)....
so what is there left....would any 1 be interested in a night out....or a club visit....or anything else....god im useless at organisation....i should get bluexxx and mistress sassy to educate me on the topic....
on the other hand i could sit in and get bladdered on red wine on my own
ive posted in cafe as yet as im not sure if any 1 would be able to make it .....as its short notice....sooooooo many inconsistancies here lol...........
so if any 1 fancies a good laugh watching me fall over (a little bit) on 12/10 please feel free to get in touch or post on this thread
thanks
dargento
ps this is my attempt at not slipping away into my 40s and being called a boring old fart for not organising anything lol
lol@wibblywobbly.....
the timing there was superb....
well...aye another stonker of a social......enjoyed the company as always....i admit bluexxx that BJ was a bit worrying....when it startied spurting baileys....even more worrying is that it was accompanied by the ice cubes lol....
and thanks once again to judy...for the smelly stuff i forgot to put on on my marathon get ready session. and for the spares at the end of the night :D :D
and of course to every 1 who turned up.....
ps....havnt forgotten you freckles ....HAWAY the saints
dargento
the timing there was superb....
well...aye another stonker of a social......enjoyed the company as always....i admit bluexxx that BJ was a bit worrying....when it startied spurting baileys....even more worrying is that it was accompanied by the ice cubes lol....
and thanks once again to judy...for the smelly stuff i forgot to put on on my marathon get ready session. and for the spares at the end of the night
:D :D and of course to every 1 who turned up.....
ps....havnt forgotten you freckles ....HAWAY the saints
dargento
how the hell did we get from "hi im dave"....
to "debz youve got a great bum as well"????
i have extensively researched this and here are my findings......
"lucy" derived from the french word "luchae" meaning lucky....
"david" biblical name with a meaning that escapes me at the moment and i cant be arsed googling it......
i think hes a man whos called lucky dave.....this being a piss take as hes the unluckiest bloke around....hes still undecided about his sexuality and didnt know that using the same account c for his alter ego can be traced.......
therefore hes probably french ....because.....erm.......i say he is ......OK....
ok im bored ....so shoot me
love you all really
to "debz youve got a great bum as well"????
i have extensively researched this and here are my findings......
"lucy" derived from the french word "luchae" meaning lucky....
"david" biblical name with a meaning that escapes me at the moment and i cant be arsed googling it......
i think hes a man whos called lucky dave.....this being a piss take as hes the unluckiest bloke around....hes still undecided about his sexuality and didnt know that using the same account c for his alter ego can be traced.......
therefore hes probably french ....because.....erm.......i say he is ......OK....
ok im bored ....so shoot me
love you all really
