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6 Oct 2005

GARLIC BREAD ????????
CHEESE CAKE ????????
puncture my tyres why dont you....
sorry just had a pater kay moment...ok im recovered now....
i hope you all have a great time on monday without me sad

i just know im gonna miss a stonking night out
but i will be thinking of you all anyway......so there smile

<<<<<< will not go quietly or gently into that good night

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6 Oct 2005

dear blonde....
can i see about booking maybe 2 moments....
preferably both together if that can be arranged....
thanks
dargento
:shock: :shock: :shock: lol

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6 Oct 2005

there will probably be a few members there i suppose...
went last thursday it was quite busy..
have a good time..
dargento

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6 Oct 2005

happy cats????
hes a cad of the first water......he told me so himself smile

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5 Oct 2005

sorry lisa/mike that was a bit naughty of me...
sorry for hijacking your thread...
and welcome to SH.....
were men are men and rugs are nervous smile

youll find some a bit daft to begin with but youll soon get into the swing of things (no pun intended)
enjoy yourselves :)
dargento

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5 Oct 2005

as dawn said....
but happy cats invented a new part for the leicester munch.....
its called .....HOTEL OR CAMPER VAN ???
i didnt say that....it was somebody bigger than me made me do it...

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5 Oct 2005

the ball gag would probably start to suffer from depression and would need counselling after the first night out smile

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5 Oct 2005

:shock:

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ops: :oops: :oops: :P :P :P biggrin

:D

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5 Oct 2005

lol i can still blush though....
to be honest thats a big compliment to me coming form you gem smile

now ive gone all serious you watch all the others take the piss lol....
<<<<thinks all the mad manc posse are bonkers but all beautiful people....

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4 Oct 2005

lol sleazy......i mean....a chippy in reddich smile

sadly your mistaken though......every 1 know he runs a pudding shop in droitwich....
i read it in the sport so it must be true.......

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4 Oct 2005

thankyou FB biggrin

.....
erm...is that mr or mrs FB's hand im holding lol

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4 Oct 2005

hrumph....ive spooken to people present and they said i went on and on and on......
not on and on and on and on and on.....
you make it sound like i talk a lot :shock: :shock: :shock: :P lol

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4 Oct 2005

hmmm not a bad idea dawn_mids.....
but 1 problem....whos going to tell me????
of course dawn...if you and NN are offering .............
he can have the rampant sex though....ill just have the armchair and a nice bottle of red smile

....(wine that is)

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4 Oct 2005

ahem (quiet voice)
it was ;ep that was caught fraternizing with jinty the rug i would have you know....
nobody got to find out about my rug fetish as bluexxx keeps junty in a safe place now after her traumatizing at the hands of lep smile

reet.....oops ....right i want an apologyu and i want it now or i will say cooor poooork again and agian "NI" .....bugger.....
(ps please dont shout at me when we meet again.......or let judy have her wicked way with me)

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4 Oct 2005

wakefield.......well....id like to attend if possible kaz
but mr and mrs FB will have to hold my hand
<<<only a little un sad

but im quiet and reserved and to say im from lancashire......fully house trained too smile

thanks
dargento

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4 Oct 2005

hello redgirlmanc
i dont think weve ever met but hope some 1 can vouch for me smile

i would like to attend if possible....from blackburn so not too far away from you....
met lee but only once at partners and will meet ginger jo at her party the week after... been to a few of bluexxx's socials and met quite a few....
thanks
dargento

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4 Oct 2005

just a thought maxell.....
if you replace "some rampant sex" with " a really good time and laugh"...you never know your luck m8...
good luck

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4 Oct 2005

garliccccc bread....eh??? eh???? i say gaarrrrrrrrlliccccc bread......
oh.....sorry.....its just a normal loaf sad

ah well .....we want jinty back anyway blue smile

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4 Oct 2005

BAH angel....your very very very naughty.....
you never told me it was your birthday.....
or if you did i bloody forgot sad

in any case im sorry but your going to get a good spanking when we meet again biggrin

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4 Oct 2005

congratulations to you both.....
ive had the pleasure of meeting both of you and wish you all the best in the future....
well... as aforementioned you better book a large venue.......how you gonna explain us lot lol..........
try booking surrey for the night...thats usually fairly empty ...........
heehee

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4 Oct 2005

well.....i gave up 2 weeks ago....
dont know aobut anything else but it was HARD as feck heehee......

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3 Oct 2005

yeah and mines on the 12th .....christ on a bike ...im sure 99% of SH members have a birthday in october lol

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3 Oct 2005

erm well...you may have been here longer....but youve been kinda quiet what .......
why only a few posts since last year ???

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3 Oct 2005

i thought she already had a rake of special powers???

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2 Oct 2005

ahem chris............
were not all that stupid you know.....tut tut you give us lancashire people a bad name saying things like that.....
theres cock rings in our local pub garage m8......but i dont like it as its a bit cruel....
:shock: :shock: biggrin

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1 Oct 2005

i have 1 that says " biggrin

smile for the speed cameras"
coz if no 1 else loves me...believe me they do.......
i had a cut out 1 awhile back that got a few laughs...
said "if its got tyres or tits....its trouble"
.....the person known as dargento denies any sexist or derogotive terminology in his last statement...

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1 Oct 2005

sorry to hijack the thread....
HR put the wall/bum avitar back on......
we demand it (pretty please)
end of hijack

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1 Oct 2005

its ok horny red....
i got a great pm too....
wanted to shag me ...
i wish people would look at profiles more...would save misunderstandings lol

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1 Oct 2005

whhhhoooaaa ....hold your horses....new guy ...might think forums are like photo ads etc....
just the 1 post matey and let the answers role in .......
hmmm horny red must be out tonight.....or shes answered 1 of the other threads i aint read yet smile

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1 Oct 2005

:shock: :shock: rolleyes

:roll:

:o :eeek: :eeek: :happy: :happy:
cheers dino m8..... im going to fill in my application now smile

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