oh i dont know bluexx i think your capable of multitasking....
ill ask denise when we meet up next....
well jezzay.....
the ingredients are
jelly
vodka (if bluexxx makes it add more vodka in extremely copious amounts....
not sure if you boil just water but i think bluexxx boils the vodka lol
keep your eye open for leps thong appearing in the sport...he shouldnt be hard to track...
have a good time ......bring me back o nice bar of choccy please....
NC??????? will you bugger off on holiday FFS lol
i bet first thing he does is find an internet cafe and see whether were bitching about him lol....
either that or hes at this moment lovingly storing his cleaning equipment ...well after hes cleaned the apartment of course....
in the nude....or do you think he will be clothed when abroad????
to quote that bald headed ugly geezer from the film highlander
"its better to burn out....than to fade away...
a fine example of how not to get into the good graces of the ladies near you m8.....
i think the class were a bit hard faced debz.....
at least 1 of the women could of admired your underwear.....deflating the whole episode immediately..
maybe equi-pricesses spider ate them??????
but DONT PRESS THE RED BUTTON
<<<looks for the red button
london????? who needs it...
i hate driving anywhere where theres more than 1 set of traffic lights in each town...
let them come up here i say and see real life..
where men are men and sheep are nervous ;..........
the xomplete arse who was responsible for cancelling more episedes of "bagpuss"
dargento
leader of the movement to reincarnate bagpuss.......specially the ballet shoe episode..
clifton224 .....
if you had a tardis type thingy that would allow you to travel through time (not that you havnt of course....being an engineer the time lanes may be available to you.....i would offer a suggestion....
1)use the aforementioned piece of time travel equipment....
2 travel back in time 2 days
3 delete this thread before any 1 had the chance to see it...
4 supplant with the following...
hi all at SH
im anew member and would appreciate any help and advice that other members could offer me...
a bit about myself ...........(a brief history / ananogy of ones self ...throw in a little humour)
i have joined SH for (reasons)...i am based in (place) i (have/have not had experience
thankyou for your time...i look forward to talking in chat or on forums...
yours
clifton
(note) this template is the sole property of dargento inc (not an engineering firm) and cannot be used without the owners express permission...
ok clifton....
maybe for the sake of time we can say that the tardis thingy is just a little joke....
but i will concur...that your post has shown you to be a bit of a tit.....
maybe backpedalling would endear you more with SH members...
yours
dargento
is my sense of humour slipping???? :giveup: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup:
wasnt that from a film clifton??????????????
oops...sorry....was brian wasnt it...
goodluck m8
mal......
<<<passes hand over head
mal you beat me to it.....
firstly m8 id like to tell you this is in no way intended to take the piss....
i dont want to just echo what mal said but put yourself in the prospective ladies shoes....
obviously i dont know whether youve met some 1 from SH or not....you only have to look back through the forums to find guys saying their partner is ill//on//indisposed//etc etc ...
my advice is to get to know people through here first and maybe chat if thats your thing....
i would be very surprised if any 1 takes up the offer but hey.....
although there is free booze
<<<looks aoround at certain ladies ......NO youve had enough
dont know what the sentence is but "dwarf tossing" is now illegal.....
do we need passports????????
:shock: :shock: :shock:
hi ray and kelly and welcome....
if you have placed an ad (not sure if you have)then give details there of what you are looking for and make it known what phots or way of contact you are happy with.....
the popular mode seems to be to ask repliers to the ad for a photo first then you decide if you are interested and reply with your photo if you are....
as far as body photos i dont think serious enquiries would ask for 1 at this juncture and i certainly wouldnt send 1 but thats just me ....
decide what your happy with ....let people know what your happy with....and stick to your guns so to speak....
enjoy yourselves.....
dargento
damn...how can you afford a new model.............
ah yes silk and big G......
i stand corrected....but i claim diminished responsibility as the aforementioned sunday sport newspaper was a 1998 edition.....
<<<<compulsive liar
no im not ...seriously
<<<<<split personality
no we have not.....
yes ...if you need to lay a cable.....got turtles head....lay a pound of dogs eggs...touching cloth.....obviously take care of it first and wash thoroughly.......