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dargento
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60

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point taken ES.....
i wish my dick touched the floor.........
"""""""THUD"""""""""THUD""""""""""
"BUGGER"
and 1 for postie....its still illegal to hold up the royal mail...offenders can be charged with treason to the crown....
high treason to the crown (commited by the sun every day) is still punishable by hanging... and not wallpaper either...
ps eager slut....if you see a royal mail reuck in yer mirrir....might be safer to let it past....
sorry bigbob ...you gotta hit that 18 min window m8....
theyll be back 2007 mark my words
i wouldnt wish for my dick to touch the floor for 1 thing....
just incase my legs fell off :shock:
obviously with a history of long as britain has and its its way of ...burn....piliging its way around the world for a millenia or to john wayne fans at least 50 lustrums....
we have accrued a lot of laws which for the sake of not having time in our seats of power (house of commons/lords) which were enacted some hundreds of years ago and never revoked (not sure if thats the right word)
for instance........
it is still illegal to eat mince pies on christmas day......this law goes back to the 17th century and was brought about by the quakers but never rescinded....
also....it is still legal to shoot a scotsman on sight in the isle of man......apparently theyre still worried that bonny prince charlie will stop off in douglas for a plate of manx kippers...
the list is endless......are there any you know of or am i just sking this for the sake of asking...
2to1 on the latter lol :lol: :lol:
this thread is shit!!!!!!!
sorry...couldnt resist that....
on a more sensible note...i agree with ES...ive never experienced anything like human waste on my bits after anal sex....i also agree that it isnt as frowned upon in modern times but personal preference is the big issue here me thinks....
of course (please feel free to correct me here) it is illegal still.......and still going by the victorian name of "buggery" as mentioned unless new laws have been enacted recently,,,
yeah have a great 1 you 2.......
and take loadsa euros its bloody expensive....
oh and can you bring me some mickey mouse fluffy dice...mine are getting a bit worn now...
cheers
dargento
lol NN
but it would be even more worrying after saying M/65/london if they did reply smile.....
i can honestly say that it would never enter my mind to pm some 1 without answering an ad ...
(debz4u can i pm you about a shag please?)
unless of course i asked for permission first.......
im absolutely sure its all been deleted debz...........
i mean...all guys working there .....sex woman 1 on 1 ...
its just the run of the mill pub cctv footage :shock: :shock: :shock:
but seriously...if it did get leaked as such you could sue their asses as you know where it came from........
erm....im not making any friends here am i
<<<time.............for a sharp exit
old guy when i was a kid used to take us to blackpool few times a year ..with about 40 other kids...takes about 40 mins from here ..used to take him about 3 hours.....
on his gravestone theres a picture of the very fami;iar old charabang and underneath it says
"at last....a place to park"
lol NWC smile
im getting some practice with whip/crop....when that lovely bum recovers let me know :)
sorry... i just cant resist it.....please guys im not talking the mick smile

sorry for the hijack.....
quite funny.....
but not as funny as the dude at the side of him who tries to sit there looking uninterested lol
it looks perfeectly clear to me?????
mind you everything else is fuzzy...........
ahem bluexxx
i tihnk you remember the most important parts :smile
id had my just deserts from the crop and you go and bust the bugger first lash lol....judy was not most pleased...but admit a mooment that i will cherish forever lol.....
you managed to put up with your high heels until the wobbles you were doing started to breach health and safety.....its just that when you took them off the wobble was only slightly less noticable.....
its a good job denise managed to stay a bit more focused lol....
i hope jinty the the rug and the other fluffy things around (leprechaun excluded) managed to stay chocolate free :)
ok...first things first.....either some 1 else has already started a thread on this subject and im going to get a bollocking.....
or ive posted in the wrong forum....which means ill still get a bollocking :shock:
just like to express my thanks to blue and denise for hosting the party.....ill speak only for myself and mention no names or details (you all know who you are lol)
really nice to meet perople i havnt met already and great to catch up again with the people ive already met....i like most there managed to go to bed utterly intoxicated (except bluexxx who managed it within an hour of the party starting lol)
thanks.. and a job well done to bluexxx and denise
ps judy.........how much practice will i need before i can change my name to whipmaster lol :lol: :lol:
well...i retract my post sorry vim....
your obviously a complete arse...
feel free to ask my mum and gran to pop over but i hoope your on personal terms with the almighty m8.......
dammit horny red i was gonna come knocking on your door in full fireman uniform and kit and offer to sell you lucky pebbles or something similar.....
oh...forgot...im ok as long as i dont offer them over the phone smile
and if dino answers ill offer em to him anyway biggrin
wow NN back off a bit lol...
it may just be as vix says and they want to talk about ways of accomodating their swinging whilst handling a busy family life at the same time..
i know for a fact that lots of people at SH have a family and maybe some tips from them would be more beneficial at this point.
theyre very new remember
erm....i hope you cleared it with the lovely lady in question m8 before you told the world wide web aobut this
(hope)
"dont mention the fight club"
bollox.....i waited and couldnt resist it in the end...ok i admit being a sad git....
well...you have to think that last time i went shopping for cleaning products was some time ago biggrin
i think JIF was a better word....always thought it sounded a bit rude............
wonder why it became CIF and not JIZ
well...seeing as mine is italian theres not a lot of difference with the translation to french....
english = silver
italian = d'argento (only used in part as il lupo d'argento =silver wolf) d'argento can be changed to vecchio to change wolf to fox..
french = argent or silver wolf is then loup argente'
yes vim was rather popular as i recall....but as a cleaning product it was rather abraisive....
it used to play havoc with stainless steel etc. siving it a burnished look..
much easier these days with cleaning creams . the likes of jif....specially the scented 1s such as fresh lemon...
now im being constructive here in my reply
do you wanna fuck with me.....as in...would you like to have sex????
do you wanna fuck with me....as in...do you wanna join the fight club????
in either case i would guess it would be a big zero...
first rule of the fight club?????
you just know some 1 is gonna finish that dont you biggrin
well...that was pants lol......
went from the night before to the day after ..... i missed a rerun of bagpuss too on gold sad