Angel???
a cold.....
never stopped you before (grins)
well im full of 1 too (a cold that is) so wahhhey......
dargento
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OMG ....... dont ever let me drink red wine again :crazy:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
well you have to forgive me for the lack of 4x4 driving now sam.....
i shoved steve out the way to buy you both a drink......
and NO it has nothing to do with the prices being dead cheap............:
:D :D Quote by Emily
waaaaaaayyy back, 3 or 4 years ago, I think it was during my a levels, I kept a public journal as part of the "sex journal" I was supposed to be keeping for my "compulsive sexual behaviour" therapy as I wanted to talk to ppl about it. Not done that properly since tho I've made abortive attempts at it. Only maintained it for a few months tho.
the surgery is now open
Quote by bipoisondwarf
:twisted:
Deffinately sounds like a real great fun film.........is on my "xmas boring times" list of things to do!
On the Veg front, not only cucumbers should be peeled, but also, courgettes, marrows and anyother such veg. On a trip to france in the summer I shopped and found organically grown carrots which were at least18"long plus, they were also very uneaven and quite dirty, having purchased a bunch, I brought then back, scrubbed then thouroughly with a nail brush and used one for fun...................and What fun that was!!
Leave the rest to your imagination!!!
was that the sex scene from day of the triffids?????
hmmm no wonder steveG is growing his own triffid.....
Quote by LilMissGullable
NaughtyNymphos..... lovely to see u again.... now i understand why u had trouble with ya boots!!!]
mine was fine it was him, he ended up with a size 13 :shock: :shock:
mine you i did make someone scream when i stood on her toes :shock: :shock: sorry whoever you was
:lol:Some 1 stood on my fingers.... when id say down to do "oooops up side ya head"... not once...but twice :mad: .....
Who was it tho... I can't remember....
Was it u Marmalaide??????
fingers??? ... is that what they call it in your part of the country
:D :Dno it was dargento :lol:
at least you got your fingers sucked....ok now i'm gealous noone sucked my fingers
Oh right..... Ta...... :lol:
Did he really suck my fingers????
OMG.... was i really that drunk
Quote by Darkfire
Just got back, have the headache from hell – but what a bloody good night! :thumbup:
Big thanks to NWC for putting me on the list at such short notice, am soooo glad I decided to come, so Thankyou!
:
Dargento – great to finally meet you hun
Dune, Phire, Lindaxxx, Feklar & Stoke-Cpl – short but sweet but it was lovely to meet you
in a few gaps. But for anyone I've missed so far - xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
!bugger
top do lass....
was great fun and good to see faces old and new....
nd i would like to add to all the people who have said i have a voice like a fog horn.....
not 1 person has mentioned my name today.....this means 1 of 2 things....
1) im just so boring every 1 forgot who i am after we left..
2)i was as quiet as a mouse and blended in marvelously....and every 1 noticed me being quiet and discreet.....see i can do it...and i got away frm not buying a drink for blonde and stveG.....
errr wait a minute....i could be wrong ........ :shock:
thanyou so much to all of you especially i and bri and cohorts...
dargento
was great fun and good to see faces old and new....
nd i would like to add to all the people who have said i have a voice like a fog horn.....
not 1 person has mentioned my name today.....this means 1 of 2 things....
1) im just so boring every 1 forgot who i am after we left..
2)i was as quiet as a mouse and blended in marvelously....and every 1 noticed me being quiet and discreet.....see i can do it...and i got away frm not buying a drink for blonde and stveG.....
errr wait a minute....i could be wrong ........ :shock:
thanyou so much to all of you especially i and bri and cohorts...
dargento
dear PLUM
ive often thought of becoming an OP but the way to get there is somewhat frightening.....
you have to pick an op at random and wrest their extra buttons from them......
this is usually done in time honoured fashion such as arm wrestling etc....
and i for 1 am not engaging bluexxx dawn_mids and angel_chat as my arm likes the position and angle it rests in at the moment.....
ive often thought of becoming an OP but the way to get there is somewhat frightening.....
you have to pick an op at random and wrest their extra buttons from them......
this is usually done in time honoured fashion such as arm wrestling etc....
and i for 1 am not engaging bluexxx dawn_mids and angel_chat as my arm likes the position and angle it rests in at the moment.....
:shock:well what a great night.......
to run you through the evening....
turned up...(no4x4)
introduced to every 1 there
cadged a lift after drinkies ...
cadged a lift with djcouple
plenty of drink and a lovely ruby murry.....
topics covered in conversation....
swinging (obviosly)
lack of 4X4s ......ahem....
smoking or none smoking (on 5 occasions)
https and www. (blonde gave us all a lesson in internet knowledge)
round of jokes ...(apologies for my spoiling the penguin joke)
stories and past threads....
little green buttons....
blonde changing something into something (not pressing little green buttons)
bleaching plants.
not wearing white trousers....advantages of....
cow pushing....
the cow king and secret cow realms.
(garlic bread was mentioned on numerous occasions through the night)
message to blonde mooo moo mooooooo moomoo mooo moomooooooooo
its an in the know sorta thing.....
and last but by no means least....i would like to thank every 1 who i hadnt met before for making it a great evening....blonde and steveG....djcouple and sexyspouse.......
MOO
to run you through the evening....
turned up...(no4x4)
introduced to every 1 there
cadged a lift after drinkies ...
cadged a lift with djcouple
plenty of drink and a lovely ruby murry.....
topics covered in conversation....
swinging (obviosly)
lack of 4X4s ......ahem....
smoking or none smoking (on 5 occasions)
https and www. (blonde gave us all a lesson in internet knowledge)
round of jokes ...(apologies for my spoiling the penguin joke)
stories and past threads....
little green buttons....
blonde changing something into something (not pressing little green buttons)
bleaching plants.
not wearing white trousers....advantages of....
cow pushing....
the cow king and secret cow realms.
(garlic bread was mentioned on numerous occasions through the night)
message to blonde mooo moo mooooooo moomoo mooo moomooooooooo
its an in the know sorta thing.....
and last but by no means least....i would like to thank every 1 who i hadnt met before for making it a great evening....blonde and steveG....djcouple and sexyspouse.......
MOO
this is probably a useless reply as you will all know this but hey......
when you start your diet...the first few weeks....you always lose a considerable amount of weight (thats how some diet regimes sell it)......obviously changing your diet for a more healthy option will shred the pounds.....but after this honeymoon period....as your body gets close to its natural weight for some 1 your size and metabolic rate it gets harder...
apparantly over 50% of people give up at this stage.....
some try to stop eating almost all together (cambridge diet etc)..the weight drops off...but your body...being the intelligent machine it is....instead of storing say 10% of fat then realises its fat % is being depleted and stores almost 100% so when you eat again it just goes straight back on....
the tried and tested partnering does work very well...but as for the amount of weight per week after the honeymoon period... about 2lb a week....at that rate your body does not notice the weight loss and wont go into overdrive storing more fat......
i know this is a basic reply and there are thousands of ideas to losing weight being a multi billion pound industry......
sorry for the hijack
when you start your diet...the first few weeks....you always lose a considerable amount of weight (thats how some diet regimes sell it)......obviously changing your diet for a more healthy option will shred the pounds.....but after this honeymoon period....as your body gets close to its natural weight for some 1 your size and metabolic rate it gets harder...
apparantly over 50% of people give up at this stage.....
some try to stop eating almost all together (cambridge diet etc)..the weight drops off...but your body...being the intelligent machine it is....instead of storing say 10% of fat then realises its fat % is being depleted and stores almost 100% so when you eat again it just goes straight back on....
the tried and tested partnering does work very well...but as for the amount of weight per week after the honeymoon period... about 2lb a week....at that rate your body does not notice the weight loss and wont go into overdrive storing more fat......
i know this is a basic reply and there are thousands of ideas to losing weight being a multi billion pound industry......
sorry for the hijack
Quote by PoloLady
Dear Polo Lady,
Thank you for your most interesting and entertaining raft of comments to your ad. for "Fresh Meat". I look forward to following it's and your progress.
Regards
Dijon
I am glad you are enjoying it - I plan to be getting my enjoyment from it quite soon
i heard that 1 of them was a real tip ....but the one that caught fire was really hot .................
