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dargento
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60

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i meant advice angel sweets....mind you i am doing some work on my motor next week....but in a garage....my days of roadside major mechanicing have gone biggrin
nah but grab a granny is on saturday nights......
if.....you make it out alive :shock:
well...if its localish i would love ot come along for a drink smile aobut time i met some more of you :)
have you made a decision on where as yet?
Quote by Bloke2005
dick

:shock: .............. :gagged: wink
ive been told ive a big dick.................
or did she say i am a big dick ??? :shock:
harry if your struggling come to lancs and go to the cabana club....i went there once.....i got kicked out though when some 1 spotted i had my own teeth... :shock:
if its advice on this site m8 and the rules etc....follow sexystephs link...
if you need help say chaging a CV boot or your suzzi's are all tangled up feel free to ask smile
ooo ooo oooo we can do this 1 this time ....you know the 1 about you asking me if the rash has cleared up and whether the skins all flaking off........
maybe thats too evil......
ok.....crap jokes it is then smile
well...if i was there and something like that happened .....i bet theyd not be happy about letting me bakc in again biggrin
i meet up with a tranny as often as i get the time.........and when bluexxx puts her down for long enough for me to get there :shock:
yeah ...go to blackburn smile
at least 90% of us will live till last orders :)
Quote by Ice Pie
How many differences can you find?

both pictures are identical............... biggrin
iagree .......ive been a member here for oooooooooooooo agesssss...........
but i disagree about the meeting people........ive met some very nice and special people from this site..........
yeah.....tescos is round the corner...........
but wow the jacuzzi is soooooo nice....
i hear it can fit 25 people in it..........
unless me and sleazy get in then theres just room for 1 more little un smile
Quote by little gem
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Does anyone have a pic of Blue when shes not cuddling up to something furry??? :shock:
kiss
Gem. x -

erm ill have a look ........im not at all furry smile
Quote by Happy Cats
i....dargento....do solemly swear...that on the night of the 17th december....as promised....will bear my ass for a sound whipping....to judyTV....who i hold in high regard....and into whose hands i deliver my ass for the said sound thrashing.....
bookings can now be bought from bluexxx
note of warning.......if you are pregnant...suffer from a heart disorder or back pain....
it is not possible to experience this ride
yours sincerely
dargento

Can I have a go?
getting whipped off of judy??????
or wipping my ass?????
phoenix........
i backed a horse called all five rings in the 5 oclock out of trap 5 and the jockey had number 5 for his racing number...
it came fifth :shock: :shock: :shock:
ps.....dont go in the jacuzzi then and youll be ok smile
the little red ones have run oout....and i stopped opting to take the blue one as every time i did i kept waaking up in a tub of suet pudding with loads of plugs sticking into me.......not to mention the wierd black guy who looks really strange and wears a long 80s style leather......
i....dargento....do solemly swear...that on the night of the 17th december....as promised....will bear my ass for a sound whipping....to judyTV....who i hold in high regard....and into whose hands i deliver my ass for the said sound thrashing.....
bookings can now be bought from bluexxx
note of warning.......if you are pregnant...suffer from a heart disorder or back pain....
it is not possible to experience this ride
yours sincerely
dargento
hi......
can i order an exchange gearbox for a volkswagen van 800 special....
ill ring through my card deatils ASAP....
i get soooooooo confused these days :shock:
Munch - is a social gathering of swingers.
Hi and Welcome - suggest you start by telling us a bit about yourself......and then just join in
?????
damn too slow again :shock:
Quote by JudyTV
Well what can I say, this is probably one of the most daring avatar with regard to recognition that she has ever posted. Mine have always been of Judy so in a way those that know me would not recognise me. So this one of blue is rather bold especially if you are privileged enough to see the original as its has been cropped from a full length photo shot drunkenly in a NW studio near you (depending on where you live of course) . Personally I like it, so what are your thoughts folks wink
Judy

personally....i think she looked ok wearing the hovis suit biggrin
Quote by sleazy
got to share this........
being a typical idle can't be arsed to cook anything while the little woman is at work type bloke, i just ordered a takeaway pizza.
Knock on the door comes and there is a fairly attractive woman stood at the door holding my pizza box, I asked her if she wants to wait in the hall way whilst I fetch my wallet and she does.
I go away return a minute or so later with me wallet and she has undone her coat, and is wearing a top that low cut i could just about make out her belly button... I can't resist a smile inside at the cleavage she is showing and bung her an extra quid tip( onto of the usual quid I give) she said thank you and went away.
Sat eating my pizza and i suddenly wonder if she wears tops like that deliberatley to boost her earnings.. and if she does.... isn't that illicit ? lmao

my frst job was in a HGV garage ...fridays the owners sodded off to the pub and left me to lock up ...book work...and order parts for the following week..
you have to remember it was the early 80s so white minis and white ankle boots lol...this 1 girl used to flirt with me like hell and always came on friday afternoon....same thing sleazy...low cut top and flashing her knickers at me......very touchy etc...i used to think i was well in there....the thousands of pounds in commision she got may have had something to do with the way she acted though i now thinkbiggrin
well it was never going to be ya boyish good looks and charm was it ?lmao
bah......ok your right but what about my chiseled x-con looks smile

sounds like ya been driving me lmao
surely not that heavy sleazy ??? :shock: biggrin :D :D
thats what I like about you dargento... feck all lmao ( see ya sat mate)
people are gonna start talking about us m8 .....you know what it does to me when you talk about me like that :D
Quote by sleazy
got to share this........
being a typical idle can't be arsed to cook anything while the little woman is at work type bloke, i just ordered a takeaway pizza.
Knock on the door comes and there is a fairly attractive woman stood at the door holding my pizza box, I asked her if she wants to wait in the hall way whilst I fetch my wallet and she does.
I go away return a minute or so later with me wallet and she has undone her coat, and is wearing a top that low cut i could just about make out her belly button... I can't resist a smile inside at the cleavage she is showing and bung her an extra quid tip( onto of the usual quid I give) she said thank you and went away.
Sat eating my pizza and i suddenly wonder if she wears tops like that deliberatley to boost her earnings.. and if she does.... isn't that illicit ? lmao

my frst job was in a HGV garage ...fridays the owners sodded off to the pub and left me to lock up ...book work...and order parts for the following week..
you have to remember it was the early 80s so white minis and white ankle boots lol...this 1 girl used to flirt with me like hell and always came on friday afternoon....same thing sleazy...low cut top and flashing her knickers at me......very touchy etc...i used to think i was well in there....the thousands of pounds in commision she got may have had something to do with the way she acted though i now think biggrin