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dargento
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60

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Quote by sleazy
So far this month blown the turbo up on old 6 wheeler so quickly put into 8 wheeler which we've been building for the past six months ( not even sign wrote yet) but its got a fcuk big crane behind the cab (70 ton meter if that means anything to anybody) sodding thing weighs in at 21ton empty, as for rear overhang it extends 10 foot so i have 32 foot of deck space with 18 foot of that behind the last Axel (slap for getting tecy) got stuck in the snow in buxton yesterday and today got it bogged down to its front bumper on a site in Leeds took a bulldozer to drag it back onto the road
came home looking like i had been mud wrestling so the offer of a cup of tea from eager's truck stop is most welcome thanks :cheers:

and again in english please ?
Its fucking big weighs a lot and dont go round corners very well
Better ??
sounds like ya been driving me lmao
surely not that heavy sleazy ??? :shock: biggrin :D :D
ok ok some of you will think im talkin dirty here but ES will understand....
when you say 6 wheeler ES do you mean a rigid?....or a 6x2 or 6x4 tractor unit...
ive always moved around on the trucking scene and tried different things.....as well as a C+E lisence ive got hazchem and 360degrees lisence...and a few fork truck 1s...
at the moment im having a few years out ....doing some plastering/tiling for friends and working on traffic management...like driving tonka toys lol from what im used too...only use rigids and sweepers/ crash cushions etc...
i spent 4 years in plant transport doing CAT 1 machines. (upto 150 T) and that was a real good job....not sure how many wheels the trailer had as itd of took a day to count the buggers...
i would be overjoyed to join you all at chams.....and meet some of the yokels....oops locals again smile.......
and it is always .......more than a pleasure to spend time with "my" bluexxx
cya on saturday NN and sleazy :)
yes.....iceberg springs to mind
ES is what you see on top.....im the big sod that lurks beneath the surface....
ps...i wasnt born in 1912
Quote by Emily
charmeuse smile *yum*

isnt that a drink????
or was that chartrause *speeling
i find them very easy to spot...........
when i go to partners ive found (after tlaking to couples) that those wearing towels are almost always swingers... :shock:
Quote by LilMissGullable
........do this.
Had the opportuntiy to watch a fantastic film last evening. Starred, Colin Farrell, Robin Wright Penn, Dallas Roberts and the fantastic Sissy Spacek. The film....................................'A Home at the End of the World'. Farrell and Roberts were absolute as confused young men growing up to be bigger and better men, the lovely Robin Wright Penn was simply stunning and Sissy Spacek made an 'Everest' out of a small, but hugely significant part.
Whilst the film was an emotionally rewarding experience of compassion and intrigue the highlight was the fantastic 70's soundtrack and the simplicity of the 'tale'. Even the most discerning and sceptical film lover can empathise with the characters and the predicament that they ultimately find themselves in. Go on treat yourselves........WATCH IT............you'll love it, I think.

I've got better things to do with my spare time.....
Like shaggin hump

then kill 2 birds with 1 stone ....
go to the pictures and watch a shagging film smile
Quote by HornyRed
land.
in lancashire we border to cheshire....very nice scenery...home of chester and lovely people...
to the north we have the lake district.....enough said...
then some sarcastic git threw yorkshire in on us and we have moors....and lots of sheep..... biggrin :D
FFS you lot.....get in line....if bluexxx wants a damn good seeing too who are we to disagree with her......
just need to change the battery in my tongue for extended good vibrations....
oh bollox
can i just shag you instead please blue xxx biggrin
Quote by twoisfun4isbetter
Sorry to disappoint you, but my partner and I have met loads of people from Swingingheaven. Been using it for 2 years now. Probably longer than you. So I know that many people appreciate the direct approach. They don't say so because they are too busy using the site as it's meant to be used - to make contacts and have fun. They don't feel this constipated need to put others in their place.

thankyou NWC and mal....i was going to state the same facts....
i agree with you about the ultimate goal of the site...but its the way that you go about you to pull me up about my comments only shows that if you have been around so long how little youve learned.
vix....
if you mean you feel guilty spending money on yourself as it is the christmas season again and you should think of others.......
rest assured and spend all you like on yourself...
ive shot rudolph................ :shock:
i used to have business cards that read........
for the attention of the driver of this vehicle.....
please remain were you are.....
i will return shortly...
i have gone to find a hardware store...
with a view to buying a can openerto get my fucking car out biggrin
following close on the heels of our beloved BAGPUSS came..........
portland bill...
ye did.........i didnae......ya did.......i didnae....etc etc
THWAAAACKK
Mrs NWC says....FFS dargento.....im widow twanky not widow spanky :P
can 1 of you lovely ops (or 1 of the male ones biggrin )
move this thread and attach it to the bottom of AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT sticky thread ........
and what are you all talking about the site has been bought out ????
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
your all raving bloody bonkers............
but if you do get it together surely i gotta be prince charming smile
yes it has been done before but im quite happy ro repeat......
my favourite was the deity of all childrens programs.....
BAGPUSS himself.....once asleep...was just an old..raggy...saggy cloth cat.....a bit loose at the seems.....but emily...loved him smile :) :)
its good to know that after 2 posts you know exactly how people on this site think biggrin
if you read the thread "PROPERLY"......you will find that ...yes...members have been a bit sarcastic...this is due to people like yourselves who think its a quick shag site.....
if you look at my reply it was made in a slightly off the cuff manner ...but meant as a bit of fun and to let the thread starter know you just dont become a member and post your wants/needs....well you can...but expect lots of sarcasm in return.
do you know any people or have ever met any 1 from this site???
you are asking for people to attend a private party yet who is going to attend if youve never met any 1.....
so my advice is......
get to know people here (if your around much longer) before you start telling us when and when not we have the irght to post remarks....
oh the memories vicky......
yes i had the flared pants and flirted to northern soul and bopped to rock n roll....
im certainly up for a night of soul ......
not too sure about the bopping though.....medical attention may be needed after :shock:
gemma....why are you asking every 1 else biggrin
i was going to say give me a call but i have no doubt youve lost my number again heehee.....
this cant go on passing like ships in the night....
im going to use my dashing eloquence (and size) and worm my way to the front of the queue smile
so from my eloquent self.....
any chance of a shag?? :D :D :D
im sure she will grow it back in time.....
and if id of been there she could of shaved mine too....tohugh that wouldnt take long im afraid....
god bless you lot and i hope your daughter grows her brown locks back soon smile
wasnt this post done a few weeks ago....sure it was....but if im mistaken....
i dont remember much of his playing career but its obvious the man is a footballing legend and his natural skill as a footballer was profound....
george best has always been a paper seller and theyve followed him all over the owrld. he has also had personal and professional problems which have been written and rewritten time and time again....i can add my voice to the minions in saying that this is a sad time when a real character of our age is fading....
though also i have to mention that even if we backed him when he was boozing non stop and his antics caught the headlines weekly (pretty much the last 40 years) then we must remember he was given a second chance just because he is george best....
i remember some 1 mentioning in the prior post on htis topic about a member of their family not getitng the support he has.
booze has killed him as countless of his friends told him it would...he made his choice to carry on drinking ...i just think you need to put it into perspective here.... yes he was a hero and will be missed....but the way in which he has died is not to be lamented.
spoken in past tense ....
lol that was funny......but.......
you have to go back in the forums and read eager sluts famous flash movie....
heres a reminder for those new people who never had the privelege of seeing it biggrin

no comment tatty smile
well im just goddam tough then....
i cant think of anything ive got a phobia about....
and martin heres a nice flight story....
manchester airport....going to bermuda (even thats tough biggrin )
brand spanking new plane..first flight..every seat taken.....plane sets off down the runway......then all reverse engines come on and we stop.... the captain explains weve had a fault on an engine and the plane automatically overides take off procedure....and we would be stopping to let the engineers sort the problem...
we all disembarked and were given free drinks (some had more than others)
2 hours later we got back on the plane and it was more than half empty......
bloody cowards lol
it could of been worse.....
it could of been foggy,,,,,,,,,,,, :shock:
slight hijack .....
a long time away in a land far away (well gran canaria to be precise) a girl i was seeing was a bit liek that had a fantasy about doing it in public...we got some practice in on the balcony.....on the ground floor lol....thing was most people could see everything going on and we had a veritable crowd after a few mins.....
unfortunately she never wanted to repeat the performance sad
sorry for the hijack m8 smile
yes you have the best clubs .....but the west mids ???????
am i gonna regret this.......