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24 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
NN is exempt from this as she appears on every thread anyway...

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how cheeky can one person be?
can't you tell he's in love
look i work night so i have a lot of time on my hands during the day and its bloody cold out so i have to pass time somehow :lol:
i have to admit i am a bit of a thread stalker i can think of two people (no names here) who make me laugh so i tend to follow them around......
quick lock up ya bunnies :eeek:
thread stalker ??? hello 'naughty' wave

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:shock: are you stalking me? :lol:
no.................
ok then yes i am........but is it ok if i stalk you from up here in the north west please ali???

24 Nov 2005

i agree i agree and i agree....
though i retain the right to change my mind on any of the above statements smile

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24 Nov 2005

i ....dargento....being of osund mind and body (leave it you lot)....do solemly attest to defend SH towers and its members...to the end....even if this means biting them on the feaches......i will stand on the town centre clock (i said clock) ...neked....and pronounce in a loud voice my undying love for SH and its members (apart form the hi im XXXX fancy a shag crew)....i will do battle to the death in the service of this site and will smite any who offend my brethren.....
the holy hand grenade of antioch awaits....4 is right out......the number 3 when attained and only the number 3.....
have i lost the plot here?

24 Nov 2005

wow...ive nicked 2 fine women in 2 different threads....definately gonna try this feeling sorry for myself thingy again smile

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24 Nov 2005

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i feel better already....
anyway...ive never been any good at the feleing sorry for myself thingy anyway.....
gizz a snog FB :D passionkiss

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24 Nov 2005

she didnt NN but im feeling a bit lonely so im pretending she did (sniff)
ok...lonely time over now......and contrary to popular velief i made it through the wHOLE 2 MINUTES silence the other sunday......... :shock:

24 Nov 2005

hi there every 1 ...my names dargento and im a new guy.....
<<confused.....or maybe a flash back :shock:

24 Nov 2005

form 1 trucker to another...
all the breast on your birthday m8 and may your wheels never stop turning and you cab never stop rocking smile

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24 Nov 2005

Quote by Darkfire
Ooo, well, I dunno so much about the 'stalking' element - but there are certainly a couple of people here who I find particularly interesting in their views, opinions and general contributions to threads, and I do tend to follow a thread if they're posting in it ops:

thanks darkfire.....nice to know my whitty comments are appreciated :shock:

24 Nov 2005

its just not fair FB....
im always last to get noticed... sad

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24 Nov 2005

i think vertigo is great....
the video was also spectacular....
i cant believe were on the fourth page of this thread and no 1 has made that joke yet smile

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there is hope for me yet :)

24 Nov 2005

wellhere i go with the fifinitive answer...................
swinging is a way of life....
vanilla dating/relations is too
the 2 DO NOT MIX.....
there are some very lucky people on this site who are in a relationship and/or married....
and both are happy with the swinging scene....you are so lucky....
no fekin way would i go back to humdrum married life .....if i am lucky enough in the future to meet some 1 who either is a swinger or would try it then i would have a relationship...of course...that would depend on them wanting a relationship with me lol.....
so NO......vanilla can kiss my cheesy grinner smile

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24 Nov 2005

erm ...the avitar is not a good likeness of me.....
it does have a striking resemblance to 1 of my terriers though smile

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24 Nov 2005

Quote by amalthea
The one that always gets me is that the kids I teach (who all seem to ahve very stereotypical beliefs of how everyone should be) spend all day calling me a 'lesbian' because I have short hair and never wear make up. Little do they know that I am having endless sex with different men from one week to the next

oi when do i get a go sad

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(pout) :shock:

23 Nov 2005

Quote by sleazy
I used to work with this really arrogant 'i am gods gift to women' type pillock ( am sure you all know one).....every monday morning he would come into work full of his (s)exploits of the weekend.............
One Monday(with the ladies permission) I brought in to work a photo of 2 women sucking my cock, waited for the usual "what did everyone get up to at the weekend", dropped the photo infront of him and said, just this...... he looked at the pic and stupidly said " neither of them are alison", i just grinned and as I walked away looked back and said " who do you think was holding the camera"...
he never boasted again lol

sleazy.....your my f**kin hero m8tey smile

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23 Nov 2005

Quote by mw123
Just what the Doctor ordered. Telling you if I was married to you I would never leave the house. LOL

erm...i think mrgenhertscpl would have to be askd....and seeing as ive met both of these lovely people i rather doubt theres an acceptance there smile

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23 Nov 2005

but that said...............
i could be pulling your leg :shock: :shock: biggrin

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:D :D

23 Nov 2005

no can do m8.....
im still in recovery yet smile

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23 Nov 2005

lol tune.....never mind the bloody insects....great avitar m8...
inspired by demi 1 would think biggrin

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23 Nov 2005

i have just read a tactile report by some wannabe professor in the USA....regarding the height of women....
the guy states that in europe... the ladies are shrinking in size (thats height smile

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so comeon ladies is he right....he reckons that if you measure 100 of our ladies (ahem height)
that between 35-40% of you will be between 5ft2 and 5ft3....
is this guy a genius or is it just another american talking pants???

23 Nov 2005

wooops....sorry bout that.....
you had my mind workin overtime for awhile there :shock:

23 Nov 2005

lol if i did get a few of the ladies together from SH who were willing to "see the doc"....im sure you would thank me for it....
that is of course if you lived through the experience :shock:

23 Nov 2005

are they poisonous???
depends which you mean....crane flies(winged daddy long legs) arare not as they are not in the class arachnae...
the arachnae version of this (the 1s without wings) are venomous as are all arachnids....
though they are classed as "uncate" (very small fangs) and muscular composition is very weak
so therefore in laymans terms a daddy long legs does not have the power or the fangs to bite you....
as for the strength of the venom......pholcid venom has never (as far as im aware) been tested on humans as it would have to be put directly into the bloodstream.....
and i dont think any 1 from this forum would want to try milking the bloody things anyway smile

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23 Nov 2005

happy birthday postie you owd fart smile

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must say though pal you look good for your age ......
youll be postying for many more years one would hope and keep up the good work....
ps have you asked martin and co for wages yet???...as your our official postie :)

23 Nov 2005

if your answering an ad...then obviously thats ok....as long as you have looked at the requirements of the said ad......of course you can still pm some 1 but its a waste of your time and theirs.......
pms to members which you dont know would be just downright wierd.....

23 Nov 2005

for those who have met me you will understand this....
some shops i go into ....not the 1s where people know me (and would know im a pussy cat)
i find some assistants are actually quite reluctant to talk to me lol..some actually look quite scared.....i tend to laugh a lot when i meet up with members of SH but obviously in day to day life i dont go around laughing or people would think id lost the plot biggrin

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ive even had a woman running into the back of the shop and id never said a word lol.....
now if its a strange shop i try to keep a smile on my face and hope they dont think im a mad axe man sad

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i really must get rid of that rain mac and trilby

23 Nov 2005

CHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEESECAKE

23 Nov 2005

hmmm why only single females....thats a bit rude....
i myself am barking mad and could do with a bit of help....

23 Nov 2005

its all in the way you say it m8....
i for 1 not many months ago asked a very prominent lady on SH forums ....
id met her and asked her if i could have sexual relations with her....
once id had the stitches removed and allt he bruising had gone down a bit...i found we really got on well together.....
of course...i could just be takin the piss smile

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23 Nov 2005

Quote by couple_ne2000
Thats nothing,
I drunkingly told a mate that I had sent some pics to a submittion site, and had won that months compitition.......cue all the lads jumping up and logging onto the computer. Half of tyneside has now seen be naked (OK the other half )

the other half???
you mean your front bottom???
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