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dargento
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60

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Quote by SauciSpouse
Birds omg even typing that word has taken me two days to do had to type it with my eyes closed.

Strange you should mention that, I don't like birds either. Although it's the bigger ones that bother me, in particular sea gulls.
Have no problem with insects of any kind (I'm always the one that picks them up & moves them).
so i take it alfred hitchcock is a big no no then biggrin :D :D
id join you in the quiet corner......
but im banned from any quiet spots in the club due to the fact im a noisy barstard
im not the difinitive person to comment but if you want the creme de la creme its gotta be chams...only been once and the place was heaving with the NW posse visiting plus members from the midlands and suverners....was a fantastic night in a very clean and large place....
partners ive been a few times and like it there too...more single guys (depending on what night) all depends what your after really but im sure both you would enjoy...
dargento
come on angel..i wanna see the photos lol.....
id give him my address but i already have a cleaner....
the only thing needs daily sleaning is the back garden but itd be cold for him out there and the terriers might get the wrong idea lol
flies.....???? so i guess no 1 ever built a maggot trap (for angling)
thick plastic bag left open at the yop and holes at the bottom and drop in something thats deaded.......
place a bucket under the bqg with sawdust in ....when the flies lay their eggs the maggots drop out through the wholes when they hatch.....
but i think...going back to topic ...flies are more of a nuisace than a phobia.....and of course i suppose some here know how the aforementioned anglers warm them up to make em wriggle smile
yayyyyy the return of nakes cleaner....where the hell have you been.....
the ladies houses need a top to bottom ....did i say houses???
biggrin :D :D
it seems that the once feared rat is now a popular pet smile
and 1 of the nicest small animals there are.....
so i think the concencus would be amongst those who have posted .......were all big tough cookies....apart from an earwig and spider phobia :)
martin must be thinking along about now..............
FFS every other site we run has normal human beings.....
theyre phsycotic devil bitches from hell............
and the women are even worse biggrin
we had a large plot of land when me and my sister were young....kept all kinds of farm animals and fancy bantams, ducks, geese, at one time or another....
i remember my iss and i being upset when flossy our sheep died....my mum was very considerate but dad just told us to stop whining and eat our lamb dinner b4 it got cold
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm lamb dinner....
then there were countless mad cocks.....cockerels.......where you had to twat the bastard beofre you get in to collect eggs........not to be taken lightly when the buggers had 2 inch bone spurs on their legs........
i walk past the plot on most days with the dog and wonder if any 1 knows of the assorted buried animals intered there over the years......im just glad we didnt have any old indian burial grounds in my area......
and yes weve had a cat called "church"
no......angel........i was only joking..........i erm.......think they may....erm
martin & co.............................rrruuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
darkfire....hunny.....
i am just trying to be helpful and offering you my services should you decide to join the herp world smile
and yes.....im following you biggrin
hmmm
not that i like this but....red dwarf was bloody good .....
thats twice ive agreed with you today ali sad
im goin soft...maybe its a 40 thing.....
lets have a poll...we wanna see what the top guys look like....
if they refuse.....we send angel chat round to sort em :shock: biggrin :D :D
league of extraordinary gentlemen = big budget film starring sean connery amongst others..
league of gentlemen = all filmed in 1 village in the middle of nowhere.....had to sell hotdogs to the tourists to fund it....
saying that its far funnier than the blockbuster....
helloooo my names daaaaaaaaaaaave smile
its far harder to look after the needs of a cat or dog....
though its a bit of expense setting up its very cheap afterwards depending on which snake you choose....
as mentioned earlier darkfire please ask anything you like if you fancy taking 1 of the lovely little critters home with you.....
ill give you questions to ask them which i promise you they wont have the slightest fekin idea what your on about smile
marilyn monroe style in a deeper voice.....
happppy birthday........toooo yooouuuu
happppy birthday........toooo yooouuuu
happppy birthday........dearrrrrrrrr......judy
happppy birthday........toooo yooouuuu
as blue says ...heres looking at you ......our top (slightly mad) tranny smile
i hope i dont get in trouble for this sad
yayyy ive pulled.....
ive not got a beer belly though....hope thats not a minus??? :shock: biggrin
i agree...any 1 who would like that sort of thing is scatty.............
was that below the belt ???? redface
Quote by Silk and Big G
:shock: :shock: confused:

all the loos have no cubicles.....so your throne time is their throne time too smile
and of course theres the bidet sad
yeah me too....i mean some prat started a thread on bloody snakes FFS :shock: confused :? redface
Quote by Silk and Big G
I for one am NOT going through a door that Germans have told me is a 'shower' !

same goes for going to a public loo in france...i mean im not prude but if you gotta make some noise its nice to do it in private :shock:
warning warning !!!!sensible post ensues.....
well hats off to the pair of ya.....no zoo was willing to have the pair i had and i had to put them down.. sad
you really are snake loving buddies and i love the pair of you "sniff"
i think im gonna buy bluexxx a nice present for christmas smile
python regius.....google time bluexxx :)
well im back on track......been in most of the day and its looking a bit worn...best leave it for a few hours till it comes back too life smile