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dargento
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60

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green day???
nope...never heard of em....
are they better than the stranglers???
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odnt take any more of the red pills.....you want the yellow 1s ...the yellow 1s :shock:
FB you are sooooo naughty....
they arent meant to do tricks.....there a species that has gone unchanged (except size) for millions of years.....the perfect hunting machine......handling them stimulates their senses and they get used to being handled very quickly...in america ive picked up corn snakes in the wild and never been bitten off 1 ....good starter snake.....
i had about 10 corns in a big tank with a boa constrictor.....feeding time was a bit of a bugger though...
naught naughty FB smackbottom :smackbottom:
well....i voted for yours tatty smile
ahhhh the sweet memory.....
send me a photo for nostalgia sake :)
just a point if any 1 is thinking of rushing out and getting a snake lol.....
some r far easier to handle than others...its very unlikely that the "shop attendant" will know anything about the snakes bar the sales pitch.....
if any 1 is interested in the above please feel free to pm me for info ......that way you will hopefully enjoy it as well as the reptile willsmile
yes m8 and tatty is bloody luuuuuuurvely........
dont....mention........camel......toes
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yes but it must be factual that NN would kick ten shades of shit out of her x neighbour if he went near her snake....
its a snakey sorta thing m8 smile...
i used to get call outs from the RSPCA as theyve no idea where reptiles are concerned.....got a phone call from police a few times and was whisked away to do the snake man thing...road sealed ogg once after a black mamba was apparently spotted...went in fully loaded and came out with a juv mexican black king snake....
they are just misunderstood......they odnt wanna bite you or eat you....they just wanna live ...
im 40 years young NN you numpty....
anyway for that im gonna do something you warned me not too at chams smile
but first ill make sure i can get away very quickly.....or maybe come down with another lady to chams and go on about cheese cake n garlic bread all evening :)
come on tell the truth....i only look 21.....(lie here please )
hello and welcome celestria form the lancashire side.....
i see youve already met some of the fine chappies and ladies(ahem) form SH
may i, along with the rest welcome you ..
yorkshire is getting more alluring smile
quite pleased actually...i thought most would be scared of rats.....
as i think there are more "old wives tales" regarding them than any other animal.
gold python = burmese python whoch is amelonistic and lightens dark patches to yellowy gold colour hence gold python.....
had a trio of lucistic texas rat snakes...they were wierd looking...like an albino pure white but black eyes....very fond og the male of the trio and called him "billy" lol
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well im 40 but ive got nice tits.....
ill send him a pm anyway just coz i think hes got a nice cock biggrin
were very lucky in this country in regards to dnageous insects.....
the only thing we have really (apart form the chance if you live on the south coast of being smacked in the face by a 4 inch stag beetle) are wolf spiders....
now the winters tend to be warmer (ahem) they can live for 3 years or so making the largest big enough to bite us and reach through the epidermis.. even then at the worst it would give a slight itch as very few spiders have poweful venom.... eg tarantulas venom is 1 tenth the strength of a bee sting....
there is rumour that on pendle hill ....the treacle miners can be seen...and that wild whazzocks also live there.....
but im informed that the greater spotted four rear legged whazzock is dangerously close to extinction
good job you live hare matt and not in africa lol.....
theyve been known to clear whole villages until theyve passed on.....
quick quizz hijack (google specialists lol)
all reptiles have latin names....broken down into sub species
corn snake + elaphe
pythons + pythonus
etc etc
boa constrictor is the only difference
what is latin for BOA CONSTRITOR
burmese python (pythonus molorus bivititus)
you must really love snakes NN lol.....not a snake for beginners but once every blue mono some 1 gets 1 thats willing to look after them and not get rid once they get to 4 feet lol...
it must of been well looked after to get to that size and is only 3.5 feet short of the captivity record smilei would guess you had it out of its vivarium most of the time and they love a swim.....
i once came home pissed and took out my burmese pair and fell asleep ..i woke up in the morning ..the male was asleep over my face and the larger female was draped over my legs and coiled up in fornt of me :)
walked downstars (much to mums dismay) wearing the male as a turban :)
but why???
i mean....whats the reason....
an earwig cannot harm you in any way and the ear things are just to frighten you....
it was reported in a national rag a few years ago that a fox ran in through an open conservatory and attacked a young girl for no reason....
does that mean we should have phobias about foxes as they "CAN" do damage to you???
lol i just dont know or understand how lovely little critters can have such a reputation smile
thought about this form the PHOBIAS thread as some of the answers reminded me...
a few years ago i used to own a pet shop in clitheroe....it was small but i didnt sell small furries only things with scales etc...
i had about 30 snakes and 40 lizards there all the time....oh and a few parrots and birds etc.....
i registered with CITES for endangered species and was on their breeding program for endangered snakes.....including breeding stock i had about 50 snakes ..apart form the pet stock...corn/rat/milk snakes i had some quite rare snakes such as rosy boas....red tailed including as a show piece i kept my own burmese pythons at the shop..female was 13 feet long and the male about 9 feet.....
soooooooooooo without further ado...does any 1 else have or has had a "different pet"
i could go on and on regerding reptilia but ill wait and see what other peoples experiences are....then i might go into more nold and quite dangerous adventures lol
really good friend of mine loved her pet rat...she had a patterdale terrier too and it used to play fight with the rat...it used to beg off her when she was eating...
unfortunately it got savaged off a friends westie and she literally went into deep mourning....pet cemetery and wearing black....
stange...but true
my dad is a veritable pain in the arse......
he sulks and whines....badgers me constantly to go up and fix something that isnt broke.....i bitch about him constantly...we argue and tell each other to f***off on a regular basis.........
the fact is...i love the old bugger with all my heart and i know its recipricated....but thats just how we show it too each other......
since my mum died hes turned into gran (not literally)....i go up every day for my tea but i wouldnt change him for anything....
lol...hes just come in as im typing this saying he almost slipped in the frost and i could of offered to pick him up.......FFS lol
just answered a post regarding the return of celeb get me the feck outta here.......
RATS
are people frightened of them???
some interesting facts....
1!new statistics claim if you live in a city you are never further than 3.5 metres away from a rat (men not included)
2)rats have no bladder so urinate constantly...wields disease can be caught from the urine (liver and eye failure)
popular myth states a rat will attack if cornered...this is false as a rat will try at all costs to escape even by trying to climb up you to get away...only as a last resort will they stand and fight but never go for you smile
out of all the rodents that are kept as pets...the rat is by far the best to handle as they do not bite ...unless hurt.....they get very friendly and can be taught to use a toilet.
i myself have seen thousands...have had them run over my feet...climb in my pocket and even drop on my shoulder and never suffered anything than a slight jump at the 1 dropping on my shoulder lol......
we could go on about spiders and snaakes etc......
so come on ..i cant for the life of me think why some people cannot abide creepies etc...what does it for you(and not like that lol)
dargento
well...if it was the failed celebs REALLY living out in the bush then yes it would be very interesting......as the place they are living hosts some of the worlds most venomous animals in the world.....
unfortunately if youve watchd it you will notice there is a lack of any type of the said species.....
this is because of certain facts
1) the whole area is fenced off with animal proof fencing...
2) countless "REAL" bushmen take out all the creepy crawlies (snakes cant get in due to the fence)
3) each night a veritable army of workers check the fence and inside too to make sure there are no hidden surprises.......
if youve watched and there has been a creepy crawlie shown....believe me the sid creepy crawlie has been cast in the role......complete with either fangs taken out.....or poison removed.......the other animals ...as in the bush tucker trial rats especially are bred for the show......same with snakes.....
dargento
am i an op?????
woohooo
sarge....can you mail me my buttons please......
actually not a good idea.......if i was the PM and had 2 buttons by my bed NURSE and NUKE id probably press the wrong bloody one :shock:
bloody hell harry (not the 1 form the film) your seriously starting to worry me m8....
the capri (admitted by ford) was an engineering disaster....if it wasnt for the bloody professionals it would of died a death much sooner......the old ford escort was faster...handled better... and was quicker on acceleration....
i had the displeasure to own a 3l ghia ...it was fast...as long as you were going in a straight line...