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dargento
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60

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Quote by Phoenix
I would suggest following her career. I expect she'll outstrip all the other child actors.
Funny though, unlike the other two main characters, I have not heard of her starring in any other movie ?? Maybe because she was not an actress before, it is in her contract.
dunno

no m8 she isnt being offered any more acting roles on the account of her being a muggle :shock:
erm....this thread seems to have been op-jacked smile
so ill leave my beltaed thanks to all the ops from the forums and chatroom here
id like to thank them all personally but i dont think i have the stamina lol..
hats off to you all...
dargento
itll be a few years since i had a sunday dinner....except christmas etc....
and as for cooking it myself ............
not a good idea lol
one of my earliest memories was the time i decided i was frightened of the dark......in the early hours i used to creep in my parents room and cuddle up next to my mum.....
my dad got a bit pissed off with this and told me 1 night that a troll lived on the landing....
for the next few years any noise outside the bedroom door and i literally wee'd the bed...
dad always was a bit lacking in basic childcare skills and didnt have much to do with us all till i could carry breeze blocks about and knock nails in.......about 5 years old i think .........
note to members of SH
the aforementioned statement of 1s cock dropping off is not meant to be a statement of factual content.....
.....i can assure you all that nothing whatsoever pertaining to my penile accessories...has been seperated from ones body in a physical sense.....
in short
willy is still there...happy...and i think.......functioning biggrin :D :D
to verify this is true i will be more than happy for any 1 of you nice quiet and demure ladies to give it a "tweak" so to speak smile
yours
dargento
Quote by Him'nHer
Don't worry Blue.......... it's your age deary, it happens to all of us eventually :grin:
only it's seemed to happen to you earlier than most innocent
M

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh bollox!!!!!!!!!!
no no no no NO
it has to be treacle......
mmmmmmmmmmmm
sorry dawn...but t does sound a pretty good idea smile
well??????
how the hell did it go........judy ......what happened...did bluexxx get ratted and laugh through the whole evening???...did you get a new crop to replace the wounded 1????
thinking about it...ive never been to an ann summers party...but i nkow they sell some nice lingerie and buzzzzzzzy thing....thing is...you lot probably have more of that aort of thing than ann summers do smile :) :)
come on.....whats the goss girls :)
mr ben.............
it would be prudent to read the subsequent pages in full.....we have all voiced our concerns in some way or other...or our support.....
the fact is "yes...we have a new owner"......weve argued.....sulked....ranted...raved.......in some cases i have been involved in this...
but martin especially has answered what he can and like the rest of us we can only wait and see what will happen as he has asked......
martin himself has made mistakes....but he has apologised for how they came about....cut the guy some slack and wait with the rest of us......
TBH if id have out up with the flack he has i might have been so pissed off id of made comments such as he has....were like a group of legal eagles who pick out any mistakes hes made in posting.......
i wouldnt be surprised if...once all this has settled he might save some money on having us fight his legal battles for him smile :)
so im afraid its a case of put up or shut up m8.....the site is still free....
(telephone call between martin and others at the office)
martin.....ok you lot....whos gonna be posting on the forums tomorrow........
the rest......silence.....................
martin....oh come on.....they arent that bad are they.......
the rest.....(a few sobs can be heard)
martin....oh bugger!!!!!!!!!!!
why??? if i remember i "WAS" gonna shout out GAAAAAARLLLLIC BREAD to any 1 to hear in a 5 mile radius but you smacked me in the chops before i could say it lol....
and....you know youd go for another meal with me and let me fall asleep after smile
bloody good film though if you remember heehee
better idea deb...make another appointment and take me along too....
just tell em im your warm up act biggrin :D :D
italian?????
BLOODY ITALIAN????
you mean GARRRRLLLIC BREAD???
BREAD.........................WITH GARLIC IN?????
youll be telling us youve had cheese cake too???
CAKE......MADE WITH CHEESE???
oh bollox....im gonna get it now.....sorrry judy....bluexxx...angel....i just couldnt resist it honest....
erm....yes dawn i know.....
i was just making a simile between the twain....with an injection of humour to boot biggrin :D
my heart does go out to her family and friends....
i will make this statement though which i feel very strongly about....
to those who know about firearms and the damage they can do im not trying to teach your grandma to suck eggs...
to those who dont....
there are twice as many firearms in this country...owned illegally as there are legal owned ones......
the 1s who own them legally "know" the dangers involved and how to keep it safe or as safe as can be....
the others have no regard for the inherant dangers and hence todays tragedy has occured.....
as my dad taught me when i was young ....only the person holding the gun is safe or dangerous....the gun itself is an inanimate object.....
unfortunately this brave WPC found that out like countless others before her......and this will continue as illegal firearms are available readily on the black market....
i echo ES on this .............
shhhhhhh
the tabloids love this sort of thing.......
i thought they lived in spain anyway??? lol
Quote by debz4u
Was this normal met a couple :

are you turning poetic on us debz ??? biggrin :D
bloody mcdonalds......
ive just asked for a big mac with none of them shrivelled green thingies....got home....and the buggers have squeezed some in there.....
????? :shock: :shock: :shock:
sorry wrong thread......
bugger
any 1 want a big mac by the way....while im here biggrin
ok for those just getting here and hearing the news heres a shortened version to stop you wading through the pages smile
1)mark sells site
2)martin and comrades say hi...
3) martin and comrades get instant hate mail...
4) martin (pissed by this time) says nasty things back....
5) 10 pages of waffle ensue...
martin...who bravely posts on his second day (sober) and now knowing more about the site starts to become a human entity to us all (but poor elliot is stil hiding under the computer desk in his office. martin tries to coax him out with a mars bar)
6) <<realises that ok theyre human (damn n blast)
7)hostilities over and martin and us start to communicate after a great apology from martin to our beloved bluexxx for the balls up over changing over...
so now hopefully we all live happily ever after :)
nuff said...
ps some 1 start a poll......can martin resist the swinging scene or not ..
woah martin....
some re still just getting to know......
i think the locked threads a good idea for telling people yet to find out the news and just defer perople there......
keep your chin up and we'll all see what happens......
meanwhile we can continue to dog you on this thread lol
hope youve sobered up you drunken sot......
if you dont remember you were offering your services to all the guys on your last thread last night.............
(listens for the clamour as martin reviews his last post last night and sighs with relief smile )
good mornin too ya :)
the day dawned bright and cold..........dargento rose form his pit ...bathed....and looked around at the aftermath ...... the machines had attacked the ay before and the beloved SH community he belonged to was rocked to the hilt and retaliated with a ferocity of biblical proportions.......
the dust had settled and not a few people...from both sides....slept late....as is their right....but now the machines and his comrades in words were stirring again.......was this day 2 of the battle.....were the heralds preparing to call the hordes to war????
a little white flag was being raised behind a hill some distance away.....a white flag with a picture of the crazy frog....even the frog didnt look happy......an empty bottle of southern comfort and take away meals is laso dropped over the hill.......
martin and elliot stand up ...proud...erect (leave it) and lead their team of developers over the hill and down into the gardens of SH towers as is their right....around them other members also rise and walk into the gardens........so there the thousands stand....
sad but not downtrodden ..... ready to do war ...if needed......or.....to smoke the peace pipe.....
dargento stands with the multitudes and hopes now the dust has settled.....and alcohol no longer clouds and distorts attitudes.......that we can find a way....for the old and the new to live together (even for a short time)
deep down dargento knows this can be so...and hopes ...for the survival of SH towers that martin, elliot and the new gang will pay heed to the time old addage of.....
DONT PISS DOWN OUR BACK AND TELL US ITS RAINING...........................
but seriously folks.....
i for 1 will wait and see......i think our point has been made and i KNOW FOR SURE that martin and co underestimated the closeness of this community......
(excert from an imagined telephone call between martin and elliot last night)
FFS AND CHRIST ON A BIKE......what the hell have we let opurselves in for here..........theyre all fekin mental......quick elliot cancel the cheque cancel the cheque......
DAY 2
Quote by Ice Pie
I remember this place when it were just fields.....

February 2005?
Naaaaah. . by then we had a dry stone wall AND a tractor!
(hes lying about the tractor)
still up martin?????
youve been hijacked m8 lol...
ok velvet...i think he needs the full works.....but leave off for a bit when he starts to gibber gibber biggrin :D
ok velvet..............postie is mailing martin to you as we speak....for his initiation... :shock: biggrin
Quote by Martin_M
We dont want this community to poisoned by a few bad apples so if you want to be a bad apple please pack up before you are asked to leave. If you have constructive points them bring them up for the new build!.

erm....so on day 1 we have lost freedom of speech ???
martin.....im quite new here myself...but can you not see the worries people are asserting here???
this isnt a CD ordering site...its EXTREMELY personal.....lol you couldnt get more personal could you.......i think if you check your membership roll....the "negative" posts are from members who have been here for years m8tey....because whatever you say....we are worried.......did you think you would just toddle on in here??? if thats the case you havnt done your homework.....and as for people "packing their bags"......what fro???...because some of us doubt your motives???
<<<looks around furtively for room 101
ok martin.....im not a negative person ob the whole......so as postie says prove it to us........
and no more talk of packing bags if you please.......the mods would of banned you for such talk smile
Quote by Elliot
dargento - im slightly confused by your post, if by adam you mean me, then i think i understand, must say i think your jumping to conclusions, SH will be here for a long time yet, and will go from strength to strength.
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didnt the german navy say that about bismark ???? :shock:
Quote by Martin_M
HI All
7. We will make this the best site of this nature in the world, by doing it properly we will work together to ensure that it conforms to all legal issues and has every feature that you ever wanted.
8. As a company we have spent a lot of time and effort to work with you all.
9. This site was previously owned by a company (just a little bit smaller) so this site has always been commercially owned!!
10. I completely understand how you feel, I can tell you the beating I just got in the chat room was severe to start with!!.
Thanks
Martin
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7) erm...you got that bloody speech off rambo when he walks back into the jungle ....
8) eh? where?
9)but owned by an individual who had commercial interests.
10 youve been here for a few hours...you know how we all feel?...
nah...you have the door keys now m8....im positive this community will stand united.....i for 1 will wait and see what happens...but the prognosis is bleak...
mark opened this site and nurtured it smile ...i believe he cared about it... i also know he will read this....you paid for it...have no feleings toards it...it is....and always shall be ...£ signs form yesterday onwards.....
dont take this wrong....as i said earlier ...its only business and your entitled to buy WTF you like....ubt please...give us some credit....we arent daft....commercialism+charity....pull the other 1....
ps....the last statement regarding us not being daft does not ...in any way or form....incorporate happy cats.....
Quote by st3v3

Noted, Elliot is telling the truth when he said 'I' and so am I when I say we, we are a company and we did look at SH a long time, we were impressed which is why we are here.

ok every 1 stop being so bloody impressive smile
st3v3...........
believe me m8tey.....youll get hooked...we all make little remarks on the sidelines till we become.........involved...
as yoda says....
not converted*
you will be...........YOU WILL BE
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