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dargento
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60

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thanks mark.....just ditto to other members m8....
and hope things go well for you in the future
dargento
FFS........i take a few days off and the bloody place moves from under me <>(looks which way the rats are running).
for once ive read through an entire post smile
welcome to the new owners
well...it was nice meeitng so many of you lovely people....
sorry...not trying to be fatalistic but i look at the facts..
first and foremost.......SH has been bought out.......by a COMMERCIAL ENTITY......
these said companies DO NOT in any which way or form exist for our pleasure...
adam is employing the oldest psycho analyctic approach and its gazumped over 90% of you......hes probably a nice guy but i think he forgets that we are not in the under 50 IQ club (postie aside)...
i will answer yor questions approach is as said the oldest trick in the book...the 1s which can be answered are answered....the 1s which cant (like reeses) will not and in others the round the houses approach is used with no answer at the end as youve forgotten the question biggrin.....
this site has been "BOUGHT" not given,lent or borrowed....that money must be returned and a profit shown...here adam youve played a decent game....offering us FREE membership with nothing to pay....well...for a year at least...
i appreciate that you cannot comment on the reasons and ways for the acquisition and planned charges to be brought in.....
mark ran this site ofr the community and god bless him for it......
but the death knell has sounded as i for 1 have a lot of experience with this type of company....no bad feelings though adam...you saw a niche opportunity and youve took it....good luck to you...
SH as we knew it will cease to exist within a month...MARK MY WORDS :shock: :shock: sad :( :(
sorry blonde......
but if i get the job of getter upperer....
your gonna be first on the list....
so 4am every morning for you smile
last friday i ordered a TT dog collar £280 quid....bit worried as ive not done a lot of online buying......was woken on saturday morning by royal mail with the collar....well impressed... biggrin
..i dont mean to be sceptical but i dont think point number 6 is true......
though if any ladies would be interested in setting up an experiment....purely for scientific purposes of course then let me know.........
oh please please please please please biggrin :D :D
i make a stinking curry.............
and...........
i can amke real...authentic...cornish pasties.....dinosaur back 1s that fill yer plate and melt in your mouth.......recipe passed on from mi mam.....
i could also be the alarm clock.....and give all the ladies living at SH towers a nice wake up call smile
and postie....wouldnt mr HC be better employed as the sleeping room co-ordinator..... :shock:
i strongly deny knowing any one from chorley.................................................. :shock: biggrin
can you lot slow down please....ive lost the plot on this thread sad
Quote by HarryJones
4. I still haven't even hugged her
Harry Jones

hugged her? never heard it called that before harry m8...... biggrin
bah...arrived here to late to join in the chinnannigans ......... :shock:
are they some form of durex by any chance jags smile
but seriously.....never heard of any of them...might go into boots for a shufty
i jolined the parade on sunday as my dad was standard bearer and he walks with a stick......he has just reeived a medal for being in the suez crisis......50 years after he returned....
this subject is very close to my heart and am going to parade in the morning to take some photos......and remember all those poor people who lost their lives and the people who lost loved ones....
always brings a tear to my eye like when they play the last post.....
my dads best m8 in the army was (unfortunately) posted to christmas island in 1958 to look at the bright lights.....he has the which was sent to his late wife which read........which said he died of a tropical disease and was buried at sea....
sorry...swift kick at the MOD there lol....
even though there are a lot of threads covering the same topic....i see every 1 pointing to them then giving answers smile
NN you should be ashamed of yourself :)
i can imagine it now...like a scene from le miserables
men behind 1 barricade....with 1 days supply of water and enough batteries to light londen for a year....
behind the other all the ladies......in a large group....together........after not having sex for 30 hours......very close together.......
<<<throws down his lee enfield and lines up at the other barricade......with all the other quitters who are there too.........and whos that down at the front of the queue ?????
looks like lep and dino :shock: :shock: biggrin :D :D
well ....its gonna be tough.....but im sure we can get through till saturday morning....
im gonna ask blue to lend me her kick/ban buttons and let me look after things for the night as im sure every 1 trusts me implicitly smile
when i do get my deity powers i will make the following rules...(implemented on fri pm...booted out sat am)
1) each member must change their name to a name beginning with X the name must be no longer than 1 letter and also end in X ....... biggrin
the only person allowed to post will be me.......
some of the ladies (who ive met) will have to run round their house naked screaming for sex...........give me an hour and ill think of sometihng they dont usually do...
so.....when do i get my powers.................MUHAHAHAHA
wheres them bloody tablets.....
4 and 20 virgins came down from ******** and when the night was over there where 4 and 20 less.......
oh sorry....was just singing to myself............right....songs....with cheese in .....oops i mean who remind us of someone........
your smile.........makes the sun shine.....................Sazzzzzzzzzzzzzzlllllleeeeeeeeee.....
womt let the sun go down on me......................postie........or red letter day for postie too.......
all i wanna do..is have some fun.................postie
smooth operaor.......bluexxx
to cut a long story short i lost my mind..................postie or meat2pleaseu
whole lotta rosie..........whole lot of woman.......whole lotta rosie (ac/dc)..........JudyTV
angel of harlem........corriefem.......
ive been walkin these streets so long
swingin...the same old song
i know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of SH towers....
where hustles the name of the game and nice guys get washed away like the snow and the rain...........
that doesnt remind me of any 1 the tune just popped in there...
oh yeah mr postman....erm...cant think of his name now.....
and last but not least...
beautiful things come in small packages.......mrs NWC of course....i know it aint a song but cant think of a nice enough 1 for her smile
CCCCHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEESE CAKE
well ill back you to the proverbial hilt lep my old mucker......
as long as we can make one very minor concession.....
make it 24 minutes and im with you brother.........
vive le revolution..................... :shock:
2 bloody birthdays in as many days....now thats just downright bloody greedy !!! :shock:
but happy birthday anyway m8 smile
yes but thats just living in lancs does that too us treasurechest smile
ive just got home from work.....went to a job 70 miles away and it was finished 2 weeks ago....so bugger it ive come home lol
Quote by onlyme1981
drove 20 miles to a job i no longer worked at, in the company van of my new employer with it's foot high logo and name redface got a strange look from my ex boss, as i pulled onto the carpark turned round and drove off, then i had to explain to my new boss why i was 1 hour late.

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bless ya M2PU, that's the funniest one here!
lol
correction......HE'S the funniest one here biggrin
Quote by bluexxx
Piece of piss.... I've never been into tits cool

fortunately.......i cant make the same claim biggrin :D :D :D :D
Quote by Happy Cats

So who's going to be first to tell me to get a life. On my two weeks summer holiday now and left work at pm tonight.
Regards
Harry Jones

get a life harry FFS :shock: :shock: :shock:
biggrin :D :D
get a fuck harry FFS :shock: :shock: :shock:
:D :D :D
get alife and a fuck harry FFS
hmmm.....has mrgenherts been making secret files and stashing his favourites.......
only reason i asked ...that was one of my tricks smile
mind you...seeing as mrgenherts is a nice guy.....and we share some of the same interests.....i do not believe for a moment he would do such a thing biggrin
Quote by HarryJones
So who's going to be first to tell me to get a life. On my two weeks summer holiday now and left work at pm tonight.
Regards
Harry Jones

get a life harry FFS :shock: :shock: :shock:
biggrin :D :D
well im not really sure ...but that doesnt mean i dont know...i think.....anyway....im sure ill know by the 18th dec smile
!BAH...why am i always useless at this type of game???
my boobs just arent bif enough to follow the girl............ :shock: