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dargento
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60

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id go but some 1 has to keep the light in the SH window......sad
the SH faithfulls will hold the fort whilst your all playing out smile
ok ive had a lazy day and came across another pointless game site .....but must admit this game was quite funny.....
thing is when you start you gotto finish see what happens lol..
making the house look tacky is easily achieved without spending money on decorations....
invite postie or mr HC round to yours........
how much more tacky can you get????
this is in answer to an earlier post made by SOMEONE taking the mick and this can be classed as my retorte heehee biggrin :D :D
yeah postie you sad git....... smile
an invite from FB and you squander it .........
i would of made it....probably dissapeared to the pub with mr FB and got completely ratted though...
hmmm....well...my christams starts on christmas eve about dinner time.....then finishes 26th-27th december......when i eventually wake up...
im with the tight arsed old skinflint on this 1...........and im not buying the bllody tirkey outta the butchers window.,....
why no respect ???
its people having a laugh...ok at your expense but nothing personal is intended.......take a look at threads past and present...people do have a laugh on here...
best to start over again cazxx smile
oh bollox.....ive posted an hour late sad.....im gettin slow in my old age ..........ah well....welocme again cazz and enjoy biggrin
Quote by debz4u
Phoenix you can go as long as you bring loads of tall w/e guys with you :shock:

well........im 1 of them anyway....50% is better than 10%.......unless thats the amount of times that crashed and burned has been an option....then its better smile
im just owndering bluxxx........do you think i should pm the person and tell her ive had second thoughts ???? biggrin :D :D
noooooooooo cant theres just too many waiting for the spectacle
your housewarming ????
didnt even know there was 1 nut if there is id love to come.....
even if just for a drunken gas with mr FB and a second view of scotlands most famour jammies enhanced camel toe smile
no clues....but i think there may be a chance that the relevent person knows who i mean :)
BUMP>>>>>>>>>>>>
lol...ive always wanted to do that.......
and this being a moderators post surely i wont get into trouble :happy: :happy:
Quote by bluexxx
How bloody organised (or desperate wink ) am I???? Here are the dates in November when I am available for social meets (for people that I consider nice but who I've not actually met) or for sessions for people I know who might want to be part of the Advent Calendar Challenge but who need more practice hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sunday 6th (day or eve)
Friday 11th (eve)
Saturday 12th (eve)
Sunday 13th (day or eve)
Wednesday 16th (afternoon)
Wednesday 23rd (afternoon)
Saturday 26th (eve)
Sunday 27th (day or eve)
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
My dates in Dec are filling up nicely...... but I still need some more offers..... come on, be generous, it's for a good cause :P :P :P :P :P

:shock: :shock: :shock: :giveup: :giveup: :giveup:
but seriously bluexxx
put me in for anywhere if i deserve it.........i might be a bit "sore" after the 17th dec so pref beofre that smile
you may get away with that in london....
here in lancashire oyud just be thrown in the back of the back of the van for a time honoured kicking by the rozzers......
theyrd think you were taking the piss.....none of em could spell it you see....... :shock: biggrin
look at you all....
you should feel ashamed taking the piss like this......
i hope your next shits a hedgehog smile
damn the tablets are wearing off again sad
yip......whos gonna get the first pissed up pm...........
he reminds me of 8 ace from viz comic lol..........
first rule of the SH christmas club................
dont talk about the SH christmas club.........
...........i need therapy.........
Quote by tattyxpx
Pop tart????? I'm a qualified chef! I don't eat pop tarts :shock:

Blatant hijack... but erm... FB I'll come and help you pack in return for a proper cooked meal and alcoholic beverages... biggrin
/hijack
me too smile......not too bothered about the ocelots noses though...
no 1 id like to be a little bit more extrovert..
no 2 a bloody grat big villa with exclusive rights to SH members to visit....somewhere in the carribean....
no 3more of 1 and 2
all the best helen.....
hope it all gets better pretty quick smile
hurry back ........
take no notice....this lot will only exploit your photos with their perverse perversions....
however....send them to me as us lancashire lads are totally trustworthy and ill be quite happy to per look at them for you
edited..............
and has cheese cake and garlic bread fetishes....
good sex is only attainable if your partner(male.......all male).......is 6ft 2" tall......has very short silver hair, is built like a brick shithouse and has a birthmark on the left hand side of his forehead....
if any 1 sees the above person.......feel free to ask him for gratuitous sex at your liesure....
(ill get bollocked now for not posting in LNU :shock:
sharon....why not get tony to get 1 of them slip over things.....not sure if theres different sizes....but worth a long shot smile
get some drinking done you 2 smile
dont have a brill time though....because im not thee to enjoy it sad
sigh ah well......
ive bought a crop and have been putting in pleanty of practice biggrin :D :D
.........in the words of kylie minogue..
.............especially for you..................
princess.......i take it that your forst post.....as was mentioned later on was to get us or 1 of us to leave uni lol.....
this said i think you dont need help in that...i bet that talking to all your family members including your husband.......they all say they will accept whatever you decide.......which doesnt help you at all..........
my view for what it is worth is that academic courses /jobs can be great as it provides social and monetary(eventually) stability...
but....and this is what you wanted to hear i suppose.......you will never get a chance to be with your baby again at this age.........please ...every 1....dont get mad at me here.....i think a baby needs its mum in the early years...and dad too upto a degree.....that is not meant to be sexist.....
however hard it was to get on the course it will be ble to be picked up later im sure of it.......as you say in the next 5-10 years depending on children status lol......
it is your own decision though princess at the end of the day....
all these bloomin women.....how do they know???
:shock: :shock: :shock:
firstly and most importantly........i would like to apologise for the above remark in the interests of damage linitation.........of a physical nature....
secondly........its an individual tasteso the answers are myriad.....
myself......i think the inhibitions (or lack of) post hit the nail on the head.........young lads do get it im sure.......i always did......but even though theyre young and nubile they r rarely "experienced" rgis is the same for both sexes.......
i think the dream for young guys is that older ladies will tell you what its all about......i was lucky in that sense as even though i couldnt say it was a fantasy of mine i lost my virginity to an older woman. for me it blew my mind....my mates were playing at getting to first base (tit over the duffle) lol.......and i was being trained by an older lady in the arts of giving good service......
she DEFINTELY was very experienced and would show and say exactly what needed touching / rubbing and when.......
think that may be where i get my like for giving oral sex from as ised to (and still can) go for hours trying different things to extract different sounds from my partner lol......
so in answer to your question at the head of this post.....
hats off to the older woman and may long she be sexually active....in respect of letting the younger 1s know how to go about it...
yours
dargento
Quote by markz
move south we have it all biggrin :D

eyah i know.........muggers.....rapists....extra road tax.......high cost of living etc etc....
why do i live up north????
:shock: :shock: :shock:
bloody cheek....where was my private invite ??????
your so in gggggaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrlic bread............!!!!bugger.....i mean trouble...