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dargento
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60

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no time for checking out the nightclubs fabio ???? sad
and welcome back smile
advice......
go slowly........
.....veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery slowly.....
a new VCR....weve still got beta max in blackburn sad
nevermind.....theyre taking out the gas lamps next year n were going onto something called el-ect-rikty
biggrin :D
evil :twisted: :cry: :cry: redface :shock: :shock: smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smitten: :smitten: :gagged: :gagged: :giveup: :giveup: :happy: :happy: :happy:
nuff saidsmile
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what????
make their own VCR???
i think thats a job for professional VCR making people.....doing that sort of thing DIY could seriously have serious implications........
mind you ...rose in a mario style dungarees.......(shiver)
sorry staggy....just doing a bit of fantasising there smile
i was in america about 7 years ago .....found myself in key west on haloween......
the whole place went mad.........its now becoming much the same over here.......multi million pound industry.....
when i was in USA talked to some locals......
i asked them if they knew where hallows eve came from???
its dated from middle ages when the autumn assizes were held at lancaster.......
theyd never heard of any of it and like most here just see it as go and get free things from total strangers..........
i never got involved in it and wouldnt advise any 1 else too.....the dangers of kids knocking on strange doors is inherant.......
could we have camel toe 2 competition please....pretty please......
in anticipation ive already voted smile
humbug..............HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!
didnt villa manager get arrested at weekend?????
criminal damage......smashed up a cigerette machine.....trying to get 10 players smile :shock:
if you ask MR NWC
you will find he will agree with you that wigan DOES NOT appear on the british map.......
in fact im looking at a map of britain at the moment and wigan is not even mentioned.......
oops my mistake......i was looking at "champion rugby league" teams throughout great britain smile
heehee
i just know im gonna get in sooooooooo much trouble :)
Quote by postie
the question is.... will Dr Evil turn up???

Which reminds me, has anyone seen Nomad Soul lately?

ive been here all along.......and you are my mini me biggrin
that bloody happy cats......every time i get what is commonly known as the upper hand.......he appears and makes some whitty but well timed comment......
git!!!! :shock: biggrin :D
i fear not NN sad....
the gaintlet has been thrown and the battle will be joined .........
dulce et deqorum est................ :shock:
i would love too NN but up here theres a legal battle in the brewing......
peter kaye esquire has heard of my exploits and is threatning to sue (TM)......
so
CAKE.....................WITH CHEESE IN IT??????
smile
there are quite a few names spring to mind for this position....i can vouch for them all being able to press the right buttons....in the right sequence....
sorry postie....ive no doubt you have the buttons too but im thinking aesthetics here smile
theres more than you know emily.....myself included....were all new at sometime smile
ps......you dont own a cat called bagpuss do you by any chance ???
just a thought :)
judyTV.....finished off dargento............17thDec........in the lounge......or in a hotel.......with a crop.......or the whip...........
yeah vicky.........some of your NW clan couldnt make it .............
well have to think of a way to make it up to you smile
all the vest
dargento
hmmmm....nervous HB???? i cant remember any 1 being nervouse..........
can you biggrin
can i join the queue sharon please............
im a str8 guy but i could make a quick buck selling coffee and doughnuts up and down the line......... biggrin :D :D
ever aware of a business oportunity<<<<
i think im in sooooooooo much shit for that last post...................
infact.......i could be in the lineup for a good kicking as we say up norfff.....
so i feel i should apologise..........
ROSE.....please accept my apologies biggrin
and of course for those who have met this couple....we can tell you .........BLOODY GORGEOUS.............................
and rose is a fine woman too biggrin :D :D
well laird m8tey....
i think sarah....jags....and Feebee should be utterly ashamed of themselves.....
i just dont think its right that this 1 man gets accosted and presumably abused.......
to the point where the poor guy cant even sleep properly........
well........i just hope............for the lairdss sake.......................he gets at least 8 hours reet before he has to start screaming for help again......(under his breath)
cut the more pleasing and aesthetic pictures out and make a collage of them.....then when your feeling horny you can settle down for the evening with your collage for company.......
preferably though.....bin the magz.......get a nice hot partner :shock: biggrin
well...i used to flick through them in the hairdressers at 1 time TBH......
but since i now do a DIY no1 i dont really get to look at them...
ive just remembered something actually....you may find quite funny or slightly strange....
a girl i went out with in my teens ....met up some years later and she had decided she was gay......and had a live in lover...i went up for a deink 1 night prior to hitting the town and she was collecting the said magazines with gusto....she must of had 100s......maybe its a lesbian thing (if i can say that???)
get collecting lass smile
ps she did it the other way round ....she bonked for england first then went wearing comfortable shoes after :)
bugger....and i never looked in last night to support the laird when he was being accosted by 3 lovely ladies......
im real sorry about that m8.....it must of been........terrible sad
:shock: :shock: biggrin
hmmm....i think ive missed out here.....only glossies i know are the top shelf 1s.....cant think what your on about....unless you mean the likes of vogue cosmopolitan etc smile
do you know the difference between cosmopolitan.....vogue....and....... womens own
vogue will instruct ladies in no mincing terms how to have an orgasm....
cosmopolitan on the other hand will tell you various ways to enhance the said orgasm through a plethora of differing techniques......
and womens own will tell you how to knit 1 :shock: :shock: :shock: biggrin
i have got 1 somewhere.....its about 5 years old but have used it on occasion...that was with some 1 i knew......
i cant see the point in some 1 asking to see you on cam and not recipricate ........its about seeing each other (i think)....ive never put the cam on for about a year but i found it good fun when your sharing the "camming" lol
ah well lol....was worth a thought...mind oyu as i said .....i dont think i need any 1 else lol...i might just go walkabout smile