you have a date judy xxxxxxx
as long as bluexxx doesnt laugh to pay me back ........ :shock:
any 1 proclaiming im not......
i had my eyes shut.....it wsa dark.....i claim temporary insanity.....
can i claim temporary insanity if i was insane to begin with ??? :shock:
bluexxx...................you rang?????
CHEEEESE CAKE.........CAKE>>>>>WITH CHEESE IN????
im starting to get that some 1 is calling my name feeling every time some 1 says
GAAAAAAAAAAAARLIC BREAD....... :shock:
good to hear you had a good time.....and heres to meeting you some day at a club
gratz
dargento
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think ive told this story before but for those that didnt get it first time...............
my dad used to go every weekend wildfowling.....today its a sport but then we ate everything he shot ....i was about 4 or 5....i used to wait with his guns drying by the fire until he said it was ok and id strip them down and clean them.......
this 1 day my dad was dozing if i remember rightly and we had an extra lodger in the house (a mouse)......it came out form under the fire and my dad who took it by surprise by dozing ......whipped off 1 of his slippers and felled the rodent with a right handed full slipper toss......
im laughing here now coz i remember we took a photo of my dad....in full hunting outfit with double barrel shotguns under each arm with his foot over the mouse like in a great white hunter shot from the 19th century lol........
yeah...i agree.....i definately need to get out more..... :shock:
bloody good job too eh debz.........oh debz ...have you got that number for that blind friend of yours.....who has lost all feeling in her fingers.........etc etc...i got a m8 wants to meet her
ahem :shock:
hmmm.....forgive me for this but i think you might give a bit more attention to your ad if you dont want time wasters....
for instance...you want only couples or bi fems.....with 3 str8 males???
and i think that some people may of replied but for the chance that your going to be rude to them for either ....you dont consider them to be good looking (as you 5 are) or time wasters (as you 5 are not)
just a humble observation :shock:
"breading ferrets" isnt that illegal....or at least immoral??? :shock:
sure.....we could liven the calendar up a bit by you demanding each day has to be a different place..........or.....if we had the money...time....and inclination......a shag at a different swingers club in the UK each of the 24 days.....
hmmmm not a bad idea for next year lol.....