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dargento
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60

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oi judy......you gave me the cold shoulder when i suggested a chippy supper......mind you.....your worth the full wining and dining monty smile
heehee it was a rush job judy smile
to clarify....going down manchester early....lol
but i will be doing anyway....even if i have to go alone :)....im sure i can find some 1 to talk too lol.....
youd think gemma would be around manchester tomorrow wouldnt you judy......
where is she when shes needed sad heehee
but as said earlier any 1 is welcome.....male or female ....just think judy...free drinks and booze.....but i promise to make it another night :)
does any 1 fancy a drink or 2 in the village manchester tomorrow afternoon.......
i got a full day and really fancy going down early smile
havnt had a drink in a bloody month or so sad...so if any 1 fancies going out for a quiet drink in the afternoon (im busy pm) and maybe a bite to eat........garrrrrrrrrrlic bread is available....please either pm me or answer to this thread.....
see...look at all the warning ....at least 14 hours....what more could you want :)
<<<not munching
unless i take my chinese meal into consideration...
and def not flirting lol....unless i can count my bottle of wine smile
you have a date judy xxxxxxx
as long as bluexxx doesnt laugh to pay me back ........ :shock:
yes SBO the lot ....or seeing as they are now on the vermin list............
heelo geese.....meet mr berretta smile
well then......i blame everything on canada geese.......
because you can never tell whether they talk french or english......and of course they dont talk much anywaysmile
hmmm....defo going to stay over for this 1.....do they have a penthouse suite at the xxxxxxxxxx judy ?????
im gonna see if i can take everything you have my friend and i want witnesses to prove it.....
im in teouble now sad
by everything i mean whips and crops smile
any 1 proclaiming im not......
i had my eyes shut.....it wsa dark.....i claim temporary insanity.....
can i claim temporary insanity if i was insane to begin with ??? :shock:
how about trying an oral sex challenge......with a stopwatch........it could be done all through november.......and the lucky guy who has GIVEN oral sex for the longest period ...without stopping......gets to take you out every night/day/morning through december......with a camera for proff ..........
if you decide to try this can i be first please............
i might make it to november 30th smile
bluexxx...................you rang?????
CHEEEESE CAKE.........CAKE>>>>>WITH CHEESE IN????
im starting to get that some 1 is calling my name feeling every time some 1 says
GAAAAAAAAAAAARLIC BREAD....... :shock:
good to hear you had a good time.....and heres to meeting you some day at a club
gratz
dargento
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be warned.......when i joined i was a 39 year old virgin....
quiet and unassuming.......bit shy and wet behind the.....................ears
but after being a member a few months............ive dried my ears :shock: biggrin :D cool
and partners only 5 mins away from ramsbottom too........
why not come over here for a drink .....only 15 mins away where i live.....but maybe Angel might be better company smile
cant you give them a choice jags????
along the lines of be banned or forced to come out in manchester with the NW posse......and buy all the drinks smile
on second thought.......just ban em.... biggrin :D :D
think ive told this story before but for those that didnt get it first time...............
my dad used to go every weekend wildfowling.....today its a sport but then we ate everything he shot ....i was about 4 or 5....i used to wait with his guns drying by the fire until he said it was ok and id strip them down and clean them.......
this 1 day my dad was dozing if i remember rightly and we had an extra lodger in the house (a mouse)......it came out form under the fire and my dad who took it by surprise by dozing ......whipped off 1 of his slippers and felled the rodent with a right handed full slipper toss......
im laughing here now coz i remember we took a photo of my dad....in full hunting outfit with double barrel shotguns under each arm with his foot over the mouse like in a great white hunter shot from the 19th century lol........
yeah...i agree.....i definately need to get out more..... :shock:
Have a fag, and then move on to the next one.

as bluexxx says....but now im older have 2 fags.....
then early morning when i wake up.................
listen ....theres no need to be so self depreciative..... :shock: worship :worship:
yes but they may decide your a minger sarah and be horrid to you for wasting their time sad
if that happens can i offer myself ...bah ...i think ill be classed as 1 too though....
oh well....im gonna sit in mingers corner ..... :shock:
it might ...but then agian we may decide your mingers ..... :shock:
i think the closest term to this that i can think of is political suicide.....
unless theres a word such as SHsuicide.....
or can i claim to have invented it.. biggrin
hmmm ...missed this thread i think......
well you met me at chams last weekend sharon with your hubby.....
but i mean......14 inches.......i dont mind messing about a bit with it but i aint folding it in half for no one........... biggrin :D :D :shock:
ooooooooooo ....1 of these days debz....by the law of averages lol....its got to come together.......or if im an extremely lucky guy....we will smile
bloody good job too eh debz.........oh debz ...have you got that number for that blind friend of yours.....who has lost all feeling in her fingers.........etc etc...i got a m8 wants to meet her
ahem :shock:
hmmm.....forgive me for this but i think you might give a bit more attention to your ad if you dont want time wasters....
for instance...you want only couples or bi fems.....with 3 str8 males???
and i think that some people may of replied but for the chance that your going to be rude to them for either ....you dont consider them to be good looking (as you 5 are) or time wasters (as you 5 are not)
just a humble observation :shock:
"breading ferrets" isnt that illegal....or at least immoral??? :shock:
tut this post seems to be rabbiting on somewhat........
and for any 1 who is sat in tonight instead of out clubbing or boozing or meeting etc etc....
did you know.....that a rabbits tail is called a "scut" or a "star"
that a flock of crows is called a "murder"
that some mammals lay eggs
that plural of duck billed platypus is "duck billed platypi"
that dogs always circle to the right when getting ready to lie down (that 1s gonna cause some hassle smile .....
that any moment now im gonna strip off and run round the block to keep myself awake sad
ah well....im gonna google for more useless facts that are about as funny as a one legged man at an ass kicking party... :shock: biggrin
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:02 pm Post subject:
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Mine went bang in much the same way ........ but it fired nasty battery stuff all over my white sheets lol
you sure that was the batteries tabbi ???? :shock: biggrin lol :lol: :D
sure.....we could liven the calendar up a bit by you demanding each day has to be a different place..........or.....if we had the money...time....and inclination......a shag at a different swingers club in the UK each of the 24 days.....
hmmmm not a bad idea for next year lol.....