Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
dargento
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60

Forum

and to think bluexxx i got a personal invittion this morning ...if id known you weer off the tank would of been winging its way to your place this afternoon sad
lack of communication...sorry debz and mancguy :(
can it only be the 1 shag blue......or is there recovery time then another one ?????
seeing as im close by i devote myself to any backouts that cant make it smile
and a date in my own right if that is permissable :)
have to meet up with genhertscpl again too....continue our talk form your party :)
lol i dont think ES would want it to be numb........i bet hes enjoying the extra size whilst hes got it biggrin :shock: :D
couldnt live hand to mouth...i like to buy things i like......but hey.....no....dont be skint on your birthday........ biggrin
well...i am a dab hand with a rabbit but after seeing that guy at partners who worked in the steel business and his DIY vibrator im humbled.....it must of weighed 25 pound in weight.......i could only guess at the length / width ........jjjeeeeeeeeeeezzz
if it was definately a bee.....some passerby could be asked to remove the sting....
just make sure youve got your sexiest knickers on.....
the mk2 spitfire with V12 engine......
not just any old fohker.......
or the MGA 1950s model with no door handles...
i ake it you and your blonde bi gorlfriend swing alone too then???
Quote by doctor69
At last i have found a decent swinging site!!
I have been swinging for 4 years but mainly with friends etc.
If anyone would like to chat private, PM me or send an email, photos available

i gather you dont tell her that you swing alone then?????
or if you do she does too.....if thats the case we would like to know her name on SH please as we would be interested in meeting up me thinks ......
im with NN on this 1...its who you are ....no way would mr average joe off the street be offered a transplant for a knackered liver if hed been drinking 10 pints + a day...
the fact is that george was given the transplant for who he is ...no other reason.....and...you can bet ...somewhere along the way...money came into it..
lol@kit kat......
that post is priceless........
that must be in with a shout for best post....or whatever it is in sexy stephs comp smile
lol well i quit smoking 6 weeks ago....but...sometimes i really fancy a cig and have smoked at parties etc....but then again i havnt smoked the day after so in every other walk of life im now a non smoker and a smoking swinger smile sad
mmmmmf grhmmmphhhhhh ......noooooooooo.i cant...mustttt....ressist......musst ...ress...is....t
GGGGGGAAAAAAAAARRRLLLLIIIIIIICCC BREAD
!!!!!!bugger :shock:
sexysteph you bloody fibber...................... mad
you do get drunk .... :shock: confused biggrin :D :D
ok ...point taken postie......ill see what i can do for the postie tomorrow then smile
god forbid NN...you and sleazy would be horrified to be seen at one of them there clubs.....
its only them damn out of body experiences isnt it....bloody paranormal has a lot to answer too
biggrin :D :shock: :D :D
probably in my fecking back yard.........
i just watched that new amityville horror film...laughed through most of it....thats how tough i am lol
and i think that woman when they get to my backyard....ill get 1 of the dogs to bite her...
sounds a bit like that film ghostbusters.....
key master....
doorkeeper <<<
i think to be honest you would find the guys well up for that kind of idea
and the girls quite rightly would be less than keen....
ive still got a great hotel room key form a hotel in BH from the days when that sort of thing seemed to matter......now i cant see the room number on it without a magnifying glass biggrin
dooooooont go there.......shes lovely to us older guys smile
ps....she never goes to clubs ive heard biggrin
im tempted to go for a break with you m8........but no camper vans please......
scotland.....holiday.....do they have bread......with garlic.....bread....garlic....
might ask you to make it postie and dargento look north......heehee
at least youd have me to talk you to death on those cold nights smile
oi sleazy back me up here.....im being abused by your lady....on second thoughts... biggrin :D :D can i apply to be aboused next time were down your way ??? :D :D
well....a bit......incidentally its on the back of my neck.....whadya mean do i have hair...heehee.....its just very very short...or at least thats my excuse....gonna borrow some off sleazy anyway
not really all that superstitiousbut there is an old graveyard 10 yards behind my house.....
so....who wanted to visit me lol
my brother and i were extras in the life of brian....i was only young but my brother was in the stoning scene and the crowd and a few others....
i can breathe through my ears biggrin
i took some of the dogs out last night (3 terriers) and had a nice long walk...it had rained most of the day but the evening was fine.....got back to my house and took the dogs through the house and to the kennels......i made a brew and sat out back in the dark with the dogs just making a fuss of them......
all 3 dogs jumped up and started growling for no reason....i sat still and they were wandering all over and were very jumpy.......the hair on the back of my neck stood up too....but i sat there quiet....the dogs carried on for a few minutes...not barking as if theyd heard some 1 but just growling at nothing......then as if nothing had happened they just came back upto me and went quiet.......was really wierd...
has any 1 had that hackles up feeling over something you cant explain.....
i thought i was the only long legged beasty here.........
well...us up north aint frightened of em heehee...
but heres a 1 off
about a year ago or so i was napping in the early evening.........
last i remember was being in bed.........there was a terrific crack of thunder....i remember shitting it (not physically) and woke by the time i came to my senses i was in the front room downstairs....
dont ask for an explanation i dont have 1 lol...
sleazy m8 you can take pics of me anytime m8 smile
can i have a double pic with NN......actually i should be asking her heehee