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dargento
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60

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dear vicky.......you are a top lady.....i am blessed to of met you in the past and hope to meet you many more itmes in the future.......
heres to you on your birthday sweets.......
love
dargento
whos john peel?????
and elvis.....ive heard hes still writing songs.....
decomposing...........bad dargento....very bad dargento
yaaaaaaayyyyyy.......good old postie....old...did i say old???
hes a young amn of high repute.....well repute anyway.......he can deliver my post anyday......i still after months of thinking and meeting postie whether he does the viz postie bit and has a gander smile............and thats not wondering whether you own a goose m8tey......
believe it or not ive just read this thread..........bluexxx if you read this any chance of you taking your camera 1 weekend out smile....we can have a mutual post heehee
yeah where is our intrepid NC these days......
i bet hes booked up anyhow....
never did ask him if he cleans his own house in the nude......
hope the afternoon was.......entertaoning vicky .......and your birthday brings you what you want......
all the best
dargento
did that guy form southpark have his hood pierced mike lol??????
bugger bertie corrie whens my bloody turn biggrin :D :D :D
but seriously i knew you wouldnt last when we were talking at liecester lol......so when can we start to book appointmentssmile.......let them bloody toes heal first lol
yours
dargento
<<didnt even get a snog on saturday off you sad
yeah NN but your tough cookies in the midlands........
now yorkshire......... :shock: biggrin
not keen on itada ikaru..............very hard on the fillings...... :shock: biggrin
put my name down lep m8.......if bluexx and judy double show is in town i aint gonna miss it smile
oh well....i took the piss so now i can say i agree with mrs GHC....i got it wrong ealrier judy ...its lep thats the pussy cat smile
heehee....thank you mr&mrs NWC.... i promise to behave .....until hotel time smile
and because you have allowed me to come along.... i now wont tell any 1 about you walking down the back yard and flashing your lovely black thong to half the neighbourhood :)
biggrin surprised smile sad :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
<<<looking for lodgings in outer mongolia.....
did i say pussy cat???tut sorry....i meant lioness....tigress....i dint mean pussy cat......there was an earthquake.....volcano.......
oh bugger it ....just get the whip out :shock:
oooooooo and what a big thermometer bluexxx has..........
:shock:
muhahahahaahahahaa..........ahhh me old midget m8tey lep smile......
what makes you think for an instant that we would take the mick????
i mean we are all adults here....
at least physically :)
well you go have a good time m8 and god bless......and while your out im gonna nick your pot of gold....
hmmmm...just been informed you spent all the gold on nights out getting ratted and talking about women.........!DOH
whats the story........................morning glory??????
weeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllll...................
sorry....crummy joke alert should of been added....
can we have a camper van..............for happy cats (mr)....dont want him to feel left out.....hes such a nice guy biggrin
hi chris and welcome to the zany world of SH......
pull up a chairand take the weight off and let SH take over your life.....
:shock: biggrin
theres a technical problem with the server at the moment.....
its been commented on by the top mods/brains in SH
they quoted "ITS BOLLOXED"
:shock:
if i may be a little different here.....id like to go as a single to a club and have "bagpuss" and all his friends accompany me and we are the only males allowed in.....so of course when bagpuss falls asleep all his friends fall asleep leaving me the only male in the place smile....yes i know a cunning plan...
but bagpuss will be ok....even bagpuss himself when asleep is just an old saggy raggy cloth cat....a bit loose at the seems.......but emily loves him.......
damn it ....my bagpuss fetish is starting to show again... :shock:
judy????a dom????
nah...shes a complete pussy cat.......
wonders if judy will remember that ere we meet :shock:
i second the doctors and nurses isea....
cant wait to see bluexxx in her doctors uniform .......
<<erm :shock:
hi PeBbLeSDeMoN....
would it be possible to book a place please...with another place on provision ......would like to attend with a nice lady but shes not sure about babysitting arrangements at the mo
thanks
dargento
hello NWC smile
is there any chance that a quiet and retiring soul like myself could possibly beg a last minute invite.......there may be 2 of us but am not sure whether all the places are taken.....
if that is the case could i possibly be placed on the reserve list......
thank you :)
dargento....
ps....let me come or ill tell every 1 about your flashing at jo's party biggrin