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dargento
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60

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yip name the date and the silver haired guy from blackburn will be there smile
as long as lep doesnt wear red high heels.....black yeah....red no :)
lol ....made me think that....found it on top of the wardrobe lol.....
ill leave it there.....i think it sums up my marriage that way......ill walk past it every day and never interact in any way....
i would hazzard a guess of gemma's walter mitties at about a hogshead of wine......
dont really know what that weighs but bugger me it sounds damn good smile
hello rams xxxxx
i prefer to watch whilst im participating.......is that allowed???
you mean ......it isnt going through blackburn this year.......
damn it....ill just have to watch the noddy and big ears banger rally again.......
if you fancy popping over to dakar equi......let me know smile
well....yes sleazy....in a sense....but wanted to make my feelings known.......you gotta remember lol....kick 1 of us in the NW you kick all of us as united we stand biggrin
to quote an earlier line.......where to start........
for those in the know.........
BREAD....??? WITH GARLIC ON......???? GARRRLIC BREAD???
CHEESE CAKE ?????? CAKE....??? WITH CHEESE IN ????
lol.....im surprised i wasnt thrown out of the bloody place for eronious peter kay comments.....
mind you i was only accused once on the night for being too loud heehee.....
i think mentioning all the people would turn into a rerun of war and peace.....just a few memories though.....
tattypx..........i was dissapointed about the lack of camel toe smile
corrie............so good to see you again and where was my snog repeat performance.......
little gem and partner............thanks for making us get home at .......nuff said heehee.....
naughtynymphos and sleaze......2 great people who invited us to stay at theirs......and werent bothered how many of us there were lol.......we will take you up on that offer some time.....(must remember to buy a waterproof watch)
dawn_mids for giving me a bollocking even off the forum :)
sassy.....just for being sassy
and of course to wishamster and david for sorting all this out and allowing me to be loud and laugh my way through a great night...with great people...at a great club....
and 1 special lass who needs no mention form me.......(i did tell you to bring a corw bar) biggrin
heres thinking of you mad lot
dargento
and the loooooooooooooorrdddddd said unto his shepherds......
f*^koff.......this is cattle country......
postie you are so naughty.....say 3 hail amrys and assume the position in readiness for the paddle smile
so this is the pope on a rope order forum ...............
i think that choppers comments should be given a bit of air so to speak....
i personally....until joining the site had never had the pleasure of meeting...and going out with any TVs.....
now i am glad to say this is not the case.....and ...in fairness to the TVs i have been glad to meet i will go as far to say i would walk down any street in this land linking arms and f*ck what any 1 thinks....
to be honest m8 if you were to be lucky enough to spend some time socialising with judy and her friends im positive you would change your mind...
i for those who know me consider myself a straight male.....and have met people socially of every sexual orientation i can think of form this site.....and never once have i felt that i havnt fitted in.......this is due totally to the character of the said people and my own non judgemental views....
i would recommend that yourself ......and others trying this approach as i am absolutely certain you will reap the benefits of it.....
yours
dargento
well RAMS it may turn into king of the castle with a lot of males jostling for position lol.......mind you what a great start that would be......defend your hareem and be able to make love to them all night long lol.......
any 1 ofr an arm wrestle ????
allow me to retorte......
i cant think of any medium which can be attached to the plethora of size of person/cock......
but even if it was established that there was....what about being able to use it etc.....having a massive appendage doesnt make you a great lover does it...i mean what about size of tongue for that matter......knowing when and where to touch/tease....
the experiences go on and on and we are all different.......some ask for 10 inches some prefer smaller.......maybe if a guy had 5 inches he has learned different techniques to satisfy his partner.........
i perosnally wouldnt consider myself a small person either in stature or 1 eyed snake department but i think more of the mutual fun to be had which includes more parts of the body than just a cock or the female equivalent ........
does that make it easier???
comeon postie.....this thread is crying out to be hijacked quick...before some 1 locks it smile
well.....climatic shock may hit you if you try dogging if youve lived in thailand.........i dont suppose your bits could drop off with frostbite over there.....
mind you i know there are quite a few other things over there that can get the same result .. :shock: biggrin
!!!bugger......
he saw it.....im sure he has a search engine which trawls posts for his name sad.......
iether that or his ears are constantly burning :shock:
lol dambuster your starting to sound like postie....
and sarge....can i get 1 of the limited edition 1 with black string and "god squad" in black too around the base.....
cheers m8 smile
christ on a bike ......who gives a f*ck or a rolling doughnut.....
whatever your preference where polotics are contained and whatever experience or policy you have or will quote .........
every government since its conception has had the primary function of survival at its core........forget the wellbeing of the masses.....
were just here to f*uck over again and again to supply the bastards with the money to continue to keep f*cking us over....
the whole thing stinks...... now FFS some moderator please lock this thread before some 1 goes OTT...............
bloody hell corrie .........get yer ass there tonight lol....ive got spare places gut i dont think you live on m6 corridor lol....
swinging heaven ???WTF is that???
i thought this was the oman catholic pope on a rope order forum........
tracey....im a bit confused....but then again thats nothing new.....
do you mean by "what the members of SH think of him" as in do they want to shag him.....or invite him to munches etc....
or do you mean ...is he the best candidate for the job.....
if the latter is the case then i cannot comment.......as my view is ....dont vote because the government will get in.....as in theyre all in it for themselves....
if it was for the first reason then the answer is an unequivical "NO"
:shock:
im not allowed to mention a last post.....or even consider 1.....
the outpouring of sorrow from other members would be almost physically tangable....
and by eck itd be quiet at the socials.........
bluexxx...............any spare seats on that bus :shock: lol :lol:
its been awhile since ive downloaded any....
ive never actually bought any except maybe the odd mag in my younger days....
there are a lot of places to get free porn downloads.....BUT....it is better if you have a knowledge of computers etc upto a certain degree....
any DVD title is available more or less but it can be fraught with hidden dangers such as trackers/virus's etc etc.....
i have about 150 DVDs all of which have been downloaded and are all DVD quality.....but i have good protection against the baddies heehee.....
the most availability is through using shareware programs though these are also the 1s that have popups and cookie munchers.....
hope this helps to inform you of the other way of getting your DVDs and of the inherant dangers
dargento
there has to be a spark ...as such.....that spark however can be decidedly difficult to pin to 1 or the other attributes.....
as far as i am concerned it has been more beneficial to meet a partner first....the personality and likelyhood of any further contact can be ascertained better that way ......
did that make sense or am i in bollox taking mode as usual???
i was very honoured to be shown an excellent example recently of the aforementioned pierced clit hood......
it was a bar and very nice too....
i would agree that i enjoyed it and am sure it enhanced stimulation in activities engaged upon....
you know who you ar so no names mentioned........
i think its about time ES visited the NW for a night out.....yes as mentioned weve laughed and cried but never met the gleaming thong wearing eager slut in person.....
ill have a word at work see if we can make a nightstop layby with locking gates and give ES a freedom of the layby key....somewhere in the vacinity of manchester then he has no excuses...
congratulations ES and hope to meet you soon...
well the NW possee were getting steaming drunk in the village and were out partying all night....i had to get home at about 1am as working at 6.......
i did have a quick shufty but was too fecked to post...
thats my excuse anyway every 1 else can find their own biggrin
13 seconds............after 20 mins practice......
however when i used my tongue i got bored after 3.5 hours.......
ps.....of course i could be exagerating smile
blmae everything in the whole wide world on Sarge peterboroughcouple.....
he doesnt mind and youll feel better for it......
and anyway....its all Sarges fault ....etc etc etc
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