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bloody sexism thats what this is....... :shock:
what about us poor guys.......ithought the idea of going to the village was the mix / tempo / racial equality....
how can this be achieved if only 1 sex attends...???
erm...right......the tablets have worn off....ermm time to hide :shock:
:D
what about us poor guys.......ithought the idea of going to the village was the mix / tempo / racial equality....
how can this be achieved if only 1 sex attends...???
erm...right......the tablets have worn off....ermm time to hide :shock:
:D hur hur HC
i cant thats been on since birth......
mind you....id love to see something tattoed on your head ......
"hotel please"
the prior is a private joke...any 1 not understanding it cannot expect an explanation......but.....if you ask ill give you 1 anyway :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
i cant thats been on since birth......
mind you....id love to see something tattoed on your head ......
"hotel please"
the prior is a private joke...any 1 not understanding it cannot expect an explanation......but.....if you ask ill give you 1 anyway :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
in the ning-nang-nong where the cows go bong and the teapots jibber-jabber-joo.....
Spike Milligan
also....
can a parrot eat a carrot standing on its head
if i did that my mum would send me straight upstairs to bed.
also....
string is a wonderful thing
rope is thicker but string is quicker
who said bardism had to be profound
and lastly........
the sexual urges of a camel......are greater than any 1 thinks
for on the night of the mating season....it tries to seduce the sphynx
but the sphynx's sexual oracle......is blocked by the sands of the nile
and that explains the hump on the camels back
and the sphynx's inscrupable smile
there you go....and you lot thought i was only after a shag :shock:
Spike Milligan
also....
can a parrot eat a carrot standing on its head
if i did that my mum would send me straight upstairs to bed.
also....
string is a wonderful thing
rope is thicker but string is quicker
who said bardism had to be profound
and lastly........
the sexual urges of a camel......are greater than any 1 thinks
for on the night of the mating season....it tries to seduce the sphynx
but the sphynx's sexual oracle......is blocked by the sands of the nile
and that explains the hump on the camels back
and the sphynx's inscrupable smile
there you go....and you lot thought i was only after a shag :shock:
joey......dont get flustered m8....
things can happen which cannot be forseen......
if the reasons you were not allowed to attend were genuine then no worries....if youve explained this to jo then thats all you can do...
just make sure it doesnt happen again or postie's gonna go into a literary diatribe of truly biblical proportion
things can happen which cannot be forseen......
if the reasons you were not allowed to attend were genuine then no worries....if youve explained this to jo then thats all you can do...
just make sure it doesnt happen again or postie's gonna go into a literary diatribe of truly biblical proportion
imaginations of the HR red household........
Dino (not been permission to move) sits working bleary eyed at the computer working hard on creating different and pleasing graphics for HR's sig........
reality.........
HR is the computer whizz relly and has noly just got Dino to be able to switch the computer on and off when she isnt at home .......... :shock:
:D :D 
Dino (not been permission to move) sits working bleary eyed at the computer working hard on creating different and pleasing graphics for HR's sig........
reality.........
HR is the computer whizz relly and has noly just got Dino to be able to switch the computer on and off when she isnt at home .......... :shock:
:D :D mines a bit tiered so to speak......
win the lottery (10 mill+)
open SH towers official club.....
get ratted more often........live in the said club......and have 5 ladies from this site to visit me in the "owners room" once every weekend......
wild stallions could not drag the names from me....of the famous 5
id settle for the 10 mill+ bit though if i was pushed.....
win the lottery (10 mill+)
open SH towers official club.....
get ratted more often........live in the said club......and have 5 ladies from this site to visit me in the "owners room" once every weekend......
wild stallions could not drag the names from me....of the famous 5
id settle for the 10 mill+ bit though if i was pushed.....
