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dargento
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60

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lol naked -cleaner........let them take their shoes off before you offer to do your nude house cleaning.....
welcome and enjoy ........
if you think its perverted.....tell me and ill have a go and see....
so....am i gullable .... or gullible....lol
check that dictionary please
damn!!!!!!!
ive had my latest strategy pre-emptied.....
back to the drawing board....
ahhh this time its my official thank you jo.....
a great big thank you to yourself and lee.....
a fantastic night for lots of reasons ...some of which are open to discussion and some arent......
nice to meet some friends again and be introduced to some nice people too....for watching the next episode of kungfu (david carradine wasnt there though)......
will hopefully get an invite again from 1 or both of you and go for a rerun.....
all the best
dargento
well....its late(early) depending on which way you look at it heehee......
had a great time at jo and lees place .....what a great party....BUT this isnt my thankyou message ill wait for some 1 else to start that thread heehee....
i was lucky enough to be chosen by bluexxx as designated driver tonight.......we had a good old chin wag on the way down......great time......bluexxx got into a fight biggrin ....well a little 1 anyway ....
On the way back we were talking and i think she should form her own fight club heehee.......
believe me ....this lady is a fully operational battle star :D.....
so more people are now aware of why im always so polite to her ........
mind you at least i didnt get accused of laughing tonight as she didnt get a whipping .....
and to the guy who she had a bit of a rumpus with.......next time she asks if you can fight you say "NO" lol........
but it was all in good taste and fun.........
ps ....im well in the shit now....i promised i wouldnt post.....couldnt help it lol....must....delete....hhhhrrrr
im still going.........
did i tell any 1 i was going in the first place???
oh well i shall be there.......as long as the tank i "still" drive doesnt empty my bank account by the time we get there smile
(shivers)
i love it when you talk like that bluexxx smile
no judy im not considering the change :)
just think of the waste....(looks round for his trumpet)
but...as promised on a few occasions...if i do get curious you will be the first to know....that is.....if you can spare me any time in your diary biggrin....
might have to catch you on the hop or by surprise......
JD and coke works well or so im told .......
bailiffs gets my vote.........
oops sorry shes not on the list....
is it wise to vote on best mans backside if your a straight male.....
(mr3some heehee)
youve got a lovely bot vicky.......throw caution to the wind and go for it ....
i believe youd be in with a top chance .....i can vouch for it...
first rule of "THE PARTY"
dont mention the party......
hasnt some 1 said this before??? :shock: biggrin :D
HEY EVERY !
NWC THINKS IM A REAL NICE GUY...................
i wouldnt dream of it NWC..........its a secret between you and I :shock: :shock:
ahhh....think ive seen it judy....
isnt that with the warning........WARNING do not leave out of doors as rats will try to drg it down their holes.....heehee
ive absolutely no idea what your talking about regarding me talking over the rep.....i would be quite....reposed and demure....as i always am......then i would strip off naked and run around the room making animal noises.......
of course this is par for the course for a night out in blackburn heehee.....
im sure you girls will enjoy yourselves anyway without me...........erm......did i really say that???
best to let people know a bit about yourselves.....
and what you are looking for ...
ie...straight ....bi...etc
good luck in your search
i agree with the rest m8tey......
i managed to offend just about every 1 and now no 1 talks to me either smile
please ignore the subsequent sentence as it contains copious amounts of bullshit.........
well...im a single female......and a couple....
!damn n blast........no way im gonna get away scot free here smile.....
come on you lot.....this is bluexxx and sassy were talking about here......ann summers and those 2 WOW.....if they were selling tickets to single dudes theyd make a small fortune.......because id buy the bleedin lot heehee......
erm....ill shut up now....
and dont let sassy hog the limelight.....as we have said on the forum before .....she talks for england....never shuts up infact.....
have i got a bit mixed up here ????
well ...i for 1 kaz think your telling porkies about it being your before and after photo.....
i mean.....
youve never been that tall :P :P :P lol biggrin :D
i dont mind things being heavy on top either.....
mind you depends....some prefer heavier on the bottom i suppose smile
hmmm....well...i would like to enter....ill have to get a picture of my posterior sorted this weekend at a party.....problem is i might not be able to post it as it would use up too much bandwidth.....
hmmmm...now where did i put that wide angled lense ;........
i thought slovakia was a cake .........
is it a cream cake or am-a-rangue..............(must be said in a scottish accent......
any 1 got it ....eh...eh...eh biggrin
TBH huxley im against any use of firearms with a view to commiting genocide....
just make sure that only half of them are shot .....
or.....give every 1 on the site your mobile number....then we can all ring ....
ill have a score on the have a shag and fall back asleep ice please...
there are 2 hopes of that NWC...
no hope.....and bob hope ....or so the old addage goes....
i could probably demand a forune for a sponsored silence heehee smile :shock:
wow (sniff)
ive just got in after a nice meal and been quite busy for the last few days.....
hence...ive only just seen the thread......and ...im quite speechless.....yes really...
thankyou bluexxx for starting the thread and thankyou to every 1 else who has wished me happy birthday......
im going to contemplate in silence.....................
for a few seconds
gaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrlic bread
oh bugger!!!!!
and now back to business.....look forward to seeing gingerjo and lee on saturday and any other attendees.....
wahey....back in form...and i bloody missed the social on 10/10........really sorry i missed meeting mike....im sure he more than made up for absent noise makers smile
or get some nice lady to sit on your hand for you then it would feel like some body else wanking you and some 1 else sitting on your hand....
mind you just try posties idea....it would give a juices explosion of biblical proportions....
if i remember rightly....i came on and posted a nice introductory letter.....then said something alike to taking the piss out of some 1.....
unfortunately that person was bluexxx.....if i remember rightly i was executed....hung ....drawn and quartered......and placed in boiling pitch.... around town by a team of mad horses......
but...i have to admit....she picked me up after and put me back together after with ointment and baby cream......and we get on like a house on fire now...
ps....please be aware that this post has a spattering of bullshit about it...