Anyone going this Sunday (12 Feb)? It's now in a new location so might be wirth checking it out.
Anyone been to this new site yet?
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delsutton
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
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True story... The first time I ever visited the flat of my most recent ex-girlfriend's, I happened to spot on her mantelpiece a candle in a holder that had a distinct curve to it. I seem to remember mentioning it at the time, but didn't get a cohesive response. However, a couple of months later she admitted to me the reason it had a curve was that she had used it to have a wank one day and it apparently got warm enough to bend slightly!
This got me thinking about the best objects any of us has used to get off. My suspicion is that there are more houehold objects that would suit female use rather than male, but would be curious to know.
For my part, I will admit to trying the loaf of bread trick
and it was just about OK, but nothing special.
This got me thinking about the best objects any of us has used to get off. My suspicion is that there are more houehold objects that would suit female use rather than male, but would be curious to know.
For my part, I will admit to trying the loaf of bread trick
and it was just about OK, but nothing special. Since joining here a couple of months ago my eye has occasionally caught the "Member Stats" on the RH side of the screen and I can't help thinking that's a hell of a lot of people. After all, it amounts to a city the size of Bristol!
Are there really that many swingers in the UK or is this a case of a few people registering many times? Or am I being completeley naïve and misunderstanding the stats entirely?
Are there really that many swingers in the UK or is this a case of a few people registering many times? Or am I being completeley naïve and misunderstanding the stats entirely?
Yes, depilatory cream is the only way for me... the thought of a razor on the loose down there makes my eyes water! And it doesn't sting unless you leave it on too long, and believe me you only make that mistake once!
And by the way, Immac is now called Veet for all those going in search of it.
And by the way, Immac is now called Veet for all those going in search of it.
Quote by tina1
quote * In the 1950s it was found that 75 percent of men ejaculate within two minutes of penetration, with the orgasm lasting only a few seconds.
guess not much has changed over the years then lmao
I think we have moved on quite a bit since then Tina1... I can regularly last 3 minutes these days.
Sent to me by a friend. I'm not sure of the authenticity but certainly some seem a bit dubious.
* A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly.
* Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
* Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Bonobos?)
* Most men's erections are five-and-a-half to six inches long. Although men's penis sizes tend to vary greatly when they're soft, the smaller ones expand more when erect than the larger ones.
* Rates for male sterilization have dropped slightly over the years, while rates of female sterilization have gone up.
* Forty-two percent of American women usually have orgasm during sex with their primary partner, 29 percent always have orgasms during sex, 25 percent sometimes or rarely have orgasms, and four percent are not orgasmic at all.
* The record for male orgasms is 16 in one hour. (bloody hell!)
* The average male member in all its glory is six inches long and five inches in circumference.
* In ancient Greece, young aristocratic women were deflowered by having her hymen pierced by a stone penis before marrying.
* The maximum depth at which vaginal stimulation occurs is only two inches, proving it is width and not length that actually matters.
* In the 1950s it was found that 75 percent of men ejaculate within two minutes of penetration, with the orgasm lasting only a few seconds. The longest documented orgasm for a woman is one minute.
* A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly.
* Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
* Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Bonobos?)
* Most men's erections are five-and-a-half to six inches long. Although men's penis sizes tend to vary greatly when they're soft, the smaller ones expand more when erect than the larger ones.
* Rates for male sterilization have dropped slightly over the years, while rates of female sterilization have gone up.
* Forty-two percent of American women usually have orgasm during sex with their primary partner, 29 percent always have orgasms during sex, 25 percent sometimes or rarely have orgasms, and four percent are not orgasmic at all.
* The record for male orgasms is 16 in one hour. (bloody hell!)
* The average male member in all its glory is six inches long and five inches in circumference.
* In ancient Greece, young aristocratic women were deflowered by having her hymen pierced by a stone penis before marrying.
* The maximum depth at which vaginal stimulation occurs is only two inches, proving it is width and not length that actually matters.
* In the 1950s it was found that 75 percent of men ejaculate within two minutes of penetration, with the orgasm lasting only a few seconds. The longest documented orgasm for a woman is one minute.
Quote by skybluebabes
If women made porn we would get you blokes to do some naked washing and ironing first!! just to prove that they can find the iron if they want!!!
or
Maybe a porn movie as well where the bloke takes the wheelie bin out for a change then he gets his just desserts later if he remembers to bring the bin back in once emptied!! hehehe!
GIRLS RULE!!!!
But I do that every day anyway! Mind you,never get my just desserts
Online is fine, but I just happened to be passing the shop and thought I'd get a new one! 
Imagine my utter disappointment!
And, yes, there is a very, very big difference between women's and men's toys! Just check out some websites selling them and it should become obvious very quickly. :shock:
Imagine my utter disappointment!And, yes, there is a very, very big difference between women's and men's toys! Just check out some websites selling them and it should become obvious very quickly. :shock:
Naughty Dirty!
I was in one of those Soho places a few years agao and a woman came in and started haranguing the guy behind the counter because he'd sold her a video which was supposed to be hard core and obviously wasn't. Fair play to her... I can't imagine any guy bringing one back and making a fuss.
I was in one of those Soho places a few years agao and a woman came in and started haranguing the guy behind the counter because he'd sold her a video which was supposed to be hard core and obviously wasn't. Fair play to her... I can't imagine any guy bringing one back and making a fuss.
In that case maybe I'm a vanilla male! Ann Summers may be expensive but they're the only thing that passes as a "sex shop" near here, hence my foray.
Actually, I bought my last toy at Erotica in November and the f**king thing fell apart after about a week! (no jokes please... I have two others that have lasted years!)
Actually, I bought my last toy at Erotica in November and the f**king thing fell apart after about a week! (no jokes please... I have two others that have lasted years!)
