It's a great idea. I've never made any but the idea sounds perfect. Just gotta find someone to partake!!
I did have the opportunity a couple of years ago when a couple of friends (female) suggested the idea but as we all drunk at the time I dismissed it as a joke, only to find out about a month later that they had been serious, but by that stage they were both involved in relationships. Talk about missing an opportunity!
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delsutton
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
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Quote by constance
*LOL* Constance. There has to be some room for fantasy!!!
And talking about fantasy, why do younever see Fantasy Porn? - Sort of Lord of the Rings with sex? Or Sci- Fi porn? Imagine Captain Kirk naked over the control pane of the Enterprisel!!!
Surely that's a horror film! William Shatner I beileve was a hunk in his day but now not so!
Now I can imagine somehting like Xena, the Porn Princess or something like that... mmmmm
I can totally understand and I love the idea of seeing porn that involves "normal" peope not the enhanced humans. But as a woman what would you like to see?
My ex used to complain, not about the lack of storyline, but that there weren't enough shots of the guy. She hated the fact that the camera was always focussing on the woman. Her view was that for it to work for her she would like to see the camera close in on the guy's face as he came, not just on the cum on the woman's face. From my own perspective it's lovely to see a woman's face when she comes too, as well as the other elements. It's variety that keep interest I think and if it's to work for couple/women then it should be varied.
Perhaps the ideal porn film is one made by a couple!?
My ex used to complain, not about the lack of storyline, but that there weren't enough shots of the guy. She hated the fact that the camera was always focussing on the woman. Her view was that for it to work for her she would like to see the camera close in on the guy's face as he came, not just on the cum on the woman's face. From my own perspective it's lovely to see a woman's face when she comes too, as well as the other elements. It's variety that keep interest I think and if it's to work for couple/women then it should be varied.
Perhaps the ideal porn film is one made by a couple!?
... would we have all the focus on "giant" dicks and melodramatic or pretend orgasms. I don't know about all the other guys on here but I have to say I'm turned off by a lot of the porn available as a large percentage of it is, to use an ironic term in some senses, incredibly sexist. Sure, there are exceptions that are well and thoughtfully made and it's a pleasure to find them.
My last gf said although she loved watching others have sex she was really put off by the apparent manipulation by men of the genre so it wasn't representing what she wanted to get out of it. And I have to say I understand.
There are obviously a lot of women who like the concept of porn but it's the presentation that puts them off and I guess a growing number of guys too.
It would be interesting to hear what others think.
My last gf said although she loved watching others have sex she was really put off by the apparent manipulation by men of the genre so it wasn't representing what she wanted to get out of it. And I have to say I understand.
There are obviously a lot of women who like the concept of porn but it's the presentation that puts them off and I guess a growing number of guys too.
It would be interesting to hear what others think.
That I understand, but what I find odd is that they are allowed to stock sex toys for women but not for men. It's the question surrounding the existing legislation that I find curious. And it seems it's not a question of supply and demand as according to the sales assistant they do get regular enquiries.
A couple of months ago I went to a local branch of Ann Summers to get a new toy, but despite there being around 20 different dildoes and vibrators for women there were no equivalents for guys.
The saleswoman asked if she could help so I enquired if they had any in stock but she explained that they weren't allowed to sell them due to some local byelaw. She said they get quite a few men and their partners enquiring about them. Apparaently they can sell them in their Central London stores, but not in Croydon!. We had a laugh about the stupidity of it, but it set me to thinking about the hypocrisy of some of our laws and attitudes.
Given that some branches of Boots are now apparently selling "massagers" why is it that despite the subject of sex toys for women more or less drifting into mainstream topics of conversation there are still pieces of legislation that prohibit guys from enjoying the same sort of activity? And what is the thinking behind it?
I wonder has anyone else encountered problems buying things locally, or is this peculiar to Croydon (maybe it's too near to Purley, eh? nudge, nudge)?
An ex-girlfriend of mine bought me my first one a few years ago and it led to a some great times with our sex life, not to mention assisting with those boring, lonesome evening we all experience from time to time!
The saleswoman asked if she could help so I enquired if they had any in stock but she explained that they weren't allowed to sell them due to some local byelaw. She said they get quite a few men and their partners enquiring about them. Apparaently they can sell them in their Central London stores, but not in Croydon!. We had a laugh about the stupidity of it, but it set me to thinking about the hypocrisy of some of our laws and attitudes.
Given that some branches of Boots are now apparently selling "massagers" why is it that despite the subject of sex toys for women more or less drifting into mainstream topics of conversation there are still pieces of legislation that prohibit guys from enjoying the same sort of activity? And what is the thinking behind it?
I wonder has anyone else encountered problems buying things locally, or is this peculiar to Croydon (maybe it's too near to Purley, eh? nudge, nudge)?
An ex-girlfriend of mine bought me my first one a few years ago and it led to a some great times with our sex life, not to mention assisting with those boring, lonesome evening we all experience from time to time!
A friend of mine sent me an email yesterday from a website which allows you have a laugh by sending anonymous emails. The email said:
"Dear Del
Thank you for your enquiry about our escorts. We can visit you in your hotel, home or even in a bar somewhere. In the past we have even arranged visits at the Zoo, so no problem, wherever you want.
In answer to your other question, yes, we have ladies that will dress up in octopus outfits. Please let us know when you want our ladies to visit you at your home.
Yours sincerely,
Alexa Languini
Bluebottle Escorts "
It had an email attached to the end of this message which made it seem I had actually sent a query to them! Had me in stitches. I knew it was a wind-up but it took a while for my mate to own up that he had sent it.
There's loads of other ones too. It's at:
if anyone wants to wind up their friends.
"Dear Del
Thank you for your enquiry about our escorts. We can visit you in your hotel, home or even in a bar somewhere. In the past we have even arranged visits at the Zoo, so no problem, wherever you want.
In answer to your other question, yes, we have ladies that will dress up in octopus outfits. Please let us know when you want our ladies to visit you at your home.
Yours sincerely,
Alexa Languini
Bluebottle Escorts "
It had an email attached to the end of this message which made it seem I had actually sent a query to them! Had me in stitches. I knew it was a wind-up but it took a while for my mate to own up that he had sent it.
There's loads of other ones too. It's at:
if anyone wants to wind up their friends.
Just reading about all the abuse some people seem to be getting on this site makes me sad that there are so many out there who want to spoil things for genuine people. I'm a newbie and as a single guy luckily haven't received any abusive emails. (Come to think of it I haven't received any emails *lol*)
I have no problem providing photos of myself because honesty is very important to me and if I expect it of others I want to make that statement about myself too.
However, it's so easy for some people to trawl other websites, download an image of someone else and then claim that the photo is of them. So I guess you'll never tbe 100% certain that the person you're chatting to is who they claim to be.
I wonder is there room for another level of membership where you HAVE to provide a photo for your profile and then it has to be verified by webcam by one of the moderators or other trusted members before the profile becomes active? Or am I being too naive and would this cause an administrative nightmare?
I have no problem providing photos of myself because honesty is very important to me and if I expect it of others I want to make that statement about myself too.
However, it's so easy for some people to trawl other websites, download an image of someone else and then claim that the photo is of them. So I guess you'll never tbe 100% certain that the person you're chatting to is who they claim to be.
I wonder is there room for another level of membership where you HAVE to provide a photo for your profile and then it has to be verified by webcam by one of the moderators or other trusted members before the profile becomes active? Or am I being too naive and would this cause an administrative nightmare?
If any single ladies or couples ever go to the LFF (2nd Sunday of each month) or want to go and would prefer not to go on their own please let me know. There's a bar so we could meet for a drink or a coffee, or a spot to eat. It's a cool and friendly atmosphere and nothing heavy at all.
If you're interested, their link is:
If you're interested, their link is:
1. Worst job - scraping sugar dust off a factory floor where they made chewing gum. So much dust and they didn't provide a face mask, nor did they provide earmuffs to guard againstthe noise of the machine I had to use... lasted ONE day before walking out!
2. Period of time - the swinging sixties or the swinging thirties (if I had been privileged to be born into a rich enough family to enjoy it)
2. Period of time - the swinging sixties or the swinging thirties (if I had been privileged to be born into a rich enough family to enjoy it)
