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Hi Hokey
Yeah, I have the same problem. sad
I’m not really into other guys. Another guy is a very occasional thing with me. I’m basically a voyeur and quite happy to watch my guy play with another girl, and maybe I’ll join in with them, and put on a show for the voyers, but that’s all.
We have a problem in Essex, there are no girls, or very few who are into dogging, so when we turn up all the blokes think I’m up for it, and start pushing themselves through the window. mad
Its putting us off, although I have got a new sport, it called cock trap. I try to see how many unwanted cocks I can trap as I push my finger on the up button on the electric window. My personal best so far is two. :twisted:
Lynn Dirty Couple
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dirty__couple1
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Hi Sexyslut!
Does the slut part mean your femail?
If so: WOW. :shock:
You could have a lot of fun down here in Essex. We're short of girls who are up for it.
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dirty__couple1
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Give up James!
We have the same problem in essex. sad Its either to cold, to wet, or girls suddenly don't exist.
We have had better luck up north with dogging, but that was in the better weather.
Maybe you should try in the spring time. evil
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dirty__couple1
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In the summer a friend put an advert up on this site to meet some like minded doggers in Clacton Essex.
Result, two single spotty faced blokes turned up, just to watch and take the piss. sad
In September a similar advert was placed on this site for a meeting in New Quay Cornwall.
Result, two couples, three single blokes and two single girls turned up, to watch and join in with the action. biggrin
In November a similar advert was placed for a meeting near Barnsley Yorkshire
Result, WE WERE INTO CROWD CONTROL. Four couples, eight single blokes and four single girls turned up, with the idea to take over, and turn the whole thing into a mass orgy. :D :D :D
The conclusion to this mini survey is that the best dogging is up north, because there are plenty of couples and single girls who are all up for it. :twisted: Unfortunately the north is not very convenient when you live in Essex, because it’s a bit of a hike. :cry: Again people have said there’s good action in Kent, but that’s quite a trip especially if you’re not lucky.
There are plenty of requests on this site for dogging meets in Essex, but these requests are usually made by blokes, who turn up for these meetings and end up kicking stones about because there’s not a girl in sight. mad
So this poses a question. Are there any girls in Essex? Well of course there are. We can see them in town or the pub, all oozing sex in their skin tight jeans, with their boobs and belly buttons on permanent display, :shock: but where are they when it comes to some dogging action. I’ve only once seen an advert from a girl in Essex, and that came with the crap of: I only want guys under 20, with thick 12” cocks, and send photos or I won't reply. :x
So come on girls, identify yourselves, BE REAL! let us know you still exist, and enjoy some sex and fun, wink otherwise dogging in Essex will become a blokes only night out.
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dirty__couple1
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HiYa Newbies
Yes I agree, Essex people are afraid of the cold. sad We’ve had the same problem as you. It was ok during the summer months, but things have dwindled off to nothing, now winter is here. :cry:
We’ve found Essex is very bad for dogging. banghead The whole place is full of stuck up posers, and prick teasers who are out for a laugh. If you’re lucky enough to find a advert for an Essex meeting, it will say no one over thirty, and photos please, because their only interested in having action with the beautiful people. mad Another irritation is making arrangements with couples who don’t turn up, or you’ll turn up to find the place swamped with single blokes, who’ve pretended to be a couple, and there won’t be a girl in sight, except me, and we’re not putting on a show for a lot of spotty faced kids. :x
We have found things are a lot better up north. biggrin We’ve spent three weeks up there this summer and had a good time. :D :D We found there was no need to use the internet, we just went to the local dogging sites and found the action, and there was a good mix of male and female ranging in age from early twenties to mid fifties and older. Just look at the postings on this site, a good 70% of them come from the north. We also found some good action in Cornwall, but that’s another story. hump
You sound a little bit like us, late forty’s, and a little bit rounded around the edges! Perhaps we should meet up in the New Year. Can’t do anything at the moment because we’re going away for Christmas, and we’ve a lot to do. :doh: We’ll PM you in the new year if that's okay. wink
(Lynn) Dirty Couple
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dirty__couple1
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Hi All
I’m sorry I was away when you posted your replies to my piercing promlem, and all I want to say is Thank You, especially to Foxylady, Lissa, Tim Jas and Red Hot who were all very informative. smile
All I’ve got to do is pluck up the courage to have holes punched into my body. :shock:
Thanks again
(Lynn) Dirty Couple
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dirty__couple1
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Hiya
Sounds like a good idea. biggrin Any idea of a date yet?
It’ll be nice to see faces instead of words on the internet. :shock:
But don’t expect to many Shelia’s from Essex to turn up, they just make promises which they don’t keep. evil
Lynn Dirty Couple
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dirty__couple1
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Hiya
Leigh on Sea does happen. We’ve had luck on Friday and Saturday nights behind Leigh railway station in small car parks leading two tree island golf club. lol
Action seems to start around 11pm. There was good attendance during the summer months but it’s dwindling off now, mainly because it’s a bit cold. sad
As my other half put it, “it’s to f##ing cold, and I’m going to get frost bite where I shouldn’t”.
Paul Dirty Couple
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dirty__couple1
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Hi
There is an age problem down here in Essex/southeast. Nearly every one who we reply to want to know your age, the return replies instantly end as soon as they realise your not under 30, because to them any one over 30 don’t rate as one of the beautiful people. mad
I note that the majority of replies to this topic come from the north, with the exception of sandi in the southeast. I think that says a lot in percentage terms.
Nothing happens in Essex!
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dirty__couple1
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Hiya
Can any one help? I’m thinking of having some body piercing done and I need advice.
The only experience I have of body piercing are my ear lobes and belly button, which caused no problems, and didn’t hurt much.
The areas I’m thinking of having done now are a little more sensitive, which will be my clit and outer lips, nipples and possibly my tongue. Obviously this won’t all be done at the same time.
The first areas I would like to have pierced would be my clit and outer lips, and I would like to know what sort of pain I should expect, and how long will it take before I’m back to normal (i.e. walk properly etc)
Also I’ve had conflicting reports regarding prices. One studio said it would cost about £40 per piercing, while another said it would be about £100 per piercing??
Finally, can anyone recommend a good clean piercing studio near my home in Braintree Essex.
Thanks
(Lynn) Dirty Couple
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dirty__couple1
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Hi Keefkeen. Thanks for reply, and thanks to all of you who have sent E Mails. Replies are on the way. biggrin
Yeah I agree, Essex is the pits for dogging, I think they should take the sex out of Essex because there ain’t none. sad
Yeah we had a great summer too. We spent a lot of the time down at Newquay, and at the time we knew nothing about dogging. It was so hot and sunny, and you end up wearing very little which of course makes you feel sexy. We had found a reasonably secluded beach, or so we thought, and I was being a bit risqué and wore my skimpiest WW thong bikini, which is usually reserved for home use only. :twisted: (Check out their web site: my bikini is a white sheer 449 so you’ll now know what I was hardly wearing wink ) Any how I was horny as hell, and so was my guy, and we ended up in the sand dunes doing what cums naturally. hump We didn’t know we were in voyeur’s paradise, and it was only at the point of no return when we realised we had an audience. :shock: That gave us the biggest buzz ever, and we were shagging for England.
We soon learnt about dogging, and from then on it was wall to wall sex. These people didn’t use internet because of trouble with the police, yobs and holiday makers who can also checkout the internet, and for the same reason they had created their own dogging sites, which were well chosen, and included wooded glades, country parks, sand dunes and even barns for those wet and windy days. 8) Contact was made via text messages, and if you were interested you would phone back for details. There was never a shortage of people, especially girls/women, and the age group ranged from students to pensioners, which was nice.
We miss it terribly, and intend to go back as soon as the sun shines again, but at the moment we’re in boring Essex where nothing happens. :(
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dirty__couple1
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Hi, we’ve been around some of the locally advertised dogging sites over the last few weeks in hope to find some action. Unfortunately we’ve found nothing apart from a few gay guys who were doing their thing, and couples who like to show everything but give nothing apart from abuse when approached. mad
The only leads we’ve had are from people who get their kicks from teasing people, or others who only want to see beautiful people, and have a vetting procedure that the secret service would be proud of.
One site near Colchester was full of teenagers who are out for a laugh, while racing around in their cars. Another, a secluded lay-by on the A120 near Braintree that was absolutely disgusting, full of rotting rubbish, with used condoms hanging from trees, and the whole place smells of stale urine. :shock: Not a nice place to go for a piss, and certainly not the place to go for some shagging action.
I ask, has dogging in Essex gone to the dogs? sad
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dirty__couple1
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Hiya, We're new to this site, but not new to dogging. We were introduced to it in Cornwall this year in a rather embarrassing situation redface but that embarrasment is now fun, and we're looking to continue that fun in essex. Look forward to talking and meeting with you soon.
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