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djcouple7
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
Bi-curious Female, 56
0 miles · Lancashire

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Oooh JohnandSue .................... lovely peeps lol :bounce:
Jane n Dave xxx
Quote by Dave__Notts
Why not a boys calendar?
:rascal:

Cos I would want to be on it..............and it would put everyone off their dinner lol
Dave_Notts
I'd have a picture of you in your old undies on my kitchen wall no problem Dave :giggle:
Jane xxx :lol:
PK thats not a hand bag your carrying around with you are you sure its not a suitcase
Hand bags are smaller and dont have so much room for all that stuff unless your Mary Poppins
Mine is handbag size
2 x diarys (this years and next)
Mobile phone
lipsil
padlock and keys (to keep Dave out)
purse
old wage slips
various receipts
Ciggies
2 x lighters (just in case)
4 x Pens
book
Slimming World pack
Christmas cards (must give them out tomorrow)
bits of baccy, fag packet rubish and fluff
Only ever buy a handbag big enough to hold a paperback and squish everything esle around it :happy:
Jane xx
Quote by Dirtygirly
I take my PJs off before I get into bed! PJs are for lounging around the house... not for sleeping in! :mrgreen:

:thumbup:
And if my feet get cold I just put them on Dave or a cat ( usually find one hiding under the duvet)
Jane xx
Contrary to popular belief we are not DJ's
We are plain Dave and Jane a couple dunno
Jane xx
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
are we allowed to come :rose: :smile2:
Jane n Dave
xx
Black Orchid by Tom Ford.....................very exclusive and very expensive but absolutely gorgeous, my favourite lol
Jane x
Rolf Harris and Rick Parfitt , Christams in the sun dunno
Quite catchy and typically Rolf rofl :grin:
Jane xx
Quote by alanrachel2000
hiya
sorry but we are going to have to cancel as we have no babysitter for that weekend now so we arent going to be able to make it, i hope you all have a great night
alan & rachxxx

bummer :cry:
Quote by splendid_
A roobiboos tea. It is my new tipple. I love it lots.

Morrisons do a lovely roobiboos with honey :P
Looks like thats all I'll be having tonight :cry:
Jane xx
Quote by Sarah
You're on Pete!! smile
First one we went to by the way was Darkfires birthday munch many moons ago and we had a fabby time...we saw Earthy belly dancing :twisted: and met the Posh one :) I had to keep myself from gawping at Hx's gorgeous...erm...boots!
I sat on the stairs afterwards chatting to Calista and Morbius and I'm sure we met Sarah and Mal there too.
We went to quite a few after that and none of them have been in Cornwall. wink

We were at that one too and I'm sure I remember a Dammie in drag moment too :shock:
Yep I was there! lol
Quote by Staggy
he went through a clothes swapping stage at several munches .. lol bless
He is currently into Alice bands!! :wink:
I had a very nice strappy top that has never been the same :wink:
:rose: Thank you honey - too many years spent having the phone slammed down on me
I think its really been Monday today :huh:
Jane x
Please dont call it "revenge on the telemarketeer" call it Revenge on Telemarketing.
The poor staff in telemarketing departments have scripts to read as part of their role, dont blame them for the crap that major companies dish out - but think before you leave your home number/ mobile number with various mail order/utility companies because its them that generate the majority of junk mail or annoying phone calls.
I spent 12 years working in telemarketing and managing teams - the silent calls are generated by the phone system but not to determine when people are in for the "real " sales person but because of the timing (to the nano-second) the system will "hang up" after a pre set time if no-one answers prepared to dial the next customer and keep a steady stream of calls being dished up to the poor advisors on the telemarketing hamster wheel, most companies time their staffs personal time (going for a pee/coffee) to each second they are not logged on and taking/making calls
Quote by Thebonediggers
Cheese and Onion crisps... on very soft thin white bread.
It is not haut cuisine perhaps, but very enjoyable all the same.

yummmmmmmmmmm.....gotta be walker cheese and onion crisps
But its got to have salad cream on too
:thumbup:
Jane x
Whooopeeeee :happy: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Put us down on't list
Jane n Dave xx
Quote by Ms_Whips
sorry i know i am weird but anything with Marilyn Manson in it, he just does it for me

me too, be obscene earthy! :twisted:
whips
Nothing weird about it cool Im with you two
Jane xx
Wouldn't it be nice if these responsible dog owners, who are well prepared and have plenty of carrier bags to pick up the poop, would just think about how and where they're going to dispose of the poo bag instead of decorating trees with them?
We do a lot of walking and think how nice it is to see someone picking up bio degradable poo in the middle of nowhere (among the cow and sheep poo) only to see it adorning a tree or stuffed in a nook on a dry stone wall a couple of miles further down the trail because they've got fed up carrying it, hanging there for god knows how long, not sure how many millennia it takes for plastic to degrade.
If your an urban dog walker Im sure there are plenty of poo bins/litter bins to use and your doing a great job, however, the people who walk their dogs miles into open country side - by all means enjoy it with the rest of us but please have some common sense. dog poo on walking boots is not going to kill anyone as it only gets mixed in with the cow muck which stinks just as bad.
Right after my little whinge, which is not something I usually do
My point is your little plastic bags in the country are doing more harm that the poo itself
Jane xx
Brillliant :thrilled:
Congratulations
Have a great day and all the best for the future
xxxxxxxxx
Jane n Dave
Hi :wave2:
Could you our names to your list please
Look forward to meeting you all
Jane n Dave xx
You name your car???? loon
Ive got a van called Baby redface
Dave thinks you should call kitty ....... Hairy bolt rolleyes
Jane x