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dracae
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 71
0 miles · West Yorkshire
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Orgasminator
Quote by cplbbw
well seen as though mik as done a runner dracae your gona have to do the strip tease :twisted:
dont worry though if you do it well enough then nwc, hisandhers and me will do a naked pole dance together tongues an all :twisted:
: an offer too good to miss :twisted: dracae leaps up onto the pool table and slowlyunbuttons and removes his shirt
Orgasminator
Quote by cplbbw
well seen as though mik as done a runner dracae your gona have to do the strip tease :twisted:
dont worry though if you do it well enough then nwc, hisandhers and me will do a naked pole dance together tongues an all :twisted:
: an offer too good to miss :twisted: dracae leaps up onto the pool table and slowlyunbuttons and removes his shirt
Orgasminator
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
mik throws the trifle at cplbbw.....................
cplbbw ducks.................and the trifle hits dracae full in the face:D
right girls over here, come on lets lick the triffle off Dacrea :twisted: :twisted:
bugger.......................mik should've aimed lower :twisted: :twisted:
Take you time girls, the triffle is melting and running down his body, no rush girls, I will lick off any bits that drip :P
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Orgasminator
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
mik throws the trifle at cplbbw.....................
cplbbw ducks.................and the trifle hits dracae full in the face
right girls over here, come on lets lick the triffle off Dacrea :twisted: :twisted:
bugger.......................mik should've aimed lower :twisted: :twisted:
grabs hold of some nuts to throw at NWC and hisandhers......................mik lets out a shriek...................oops i got thewrong nuts Orgasminator
Quote by mik69
Ahhhh ofcourse the lady with the sexy breasts for an avatar is 60 Today happy birthday sweetie all my love and christ theirs a lot of it :twisted: Mik69
:giveup: :smoke: :beer:
:angel:
thought she was 69.............or is that just my dirty mind
: :twisted: :twisted: :69: :kiss: 
assionkiss: :drinkies: :drinkies: Orgasminator
"Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons"
based on the above information and assuming sexual activity over a period of sixty years, if you abstain for four and a quarter years you should be good for about a gallon of the stuff
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons"
based on the above information and assuming sexual activity over a period of sixty years, if you abstain for four and a quarter years you should be good for about a gallon of the stuff
Orgasminator
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
oh bugger.................i nip out for some cigs and everybody leaves :cry:
hey, wait a minute..................this doesn't look like the bar i was in ten minutes ago what's going on
oops...............think i took a wrong turning and ended up on page two of the cafe
How many drinks have you had!!!! Get back in the other bar, NOW!!!
only if you promise me some
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:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: Orgasminator
oh bugger.................i nip out for some cigs and everybody leaves :cry:
hey, wait a minute..................this doesn't look like the bar i was in ten minutes ago what's going on: and what's all this muckin' fud ?
oops...............think i took a wrong turning and ended up on page two of the cafe
hey, wait a minute..................this doesn't look like the bar i was in ten minutes ago what's going on
: and what's all this muckin' fud ?oops...............think i took a wrong turning and ended up on page two of the cafe
Orgasminator
raw eggs used to be seen as being beneficial to your health (and some people still regard them as one of the best hangover cures). grannies used to pierce the shell and suck the egg out of it, i suppose it saved on the washing up
i'm not that old..........surely others remember this:
also men taking a raw egg in their beer :?:
i'm not that old..........surely others remember this
: also men taking a raw egg in their beer :?:
