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dracae
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 71
0 miles · West Yorkshire

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Quote by squirtee
fluids...............plenty of fluids.............that's what i'd reccomend wink

Fluids .. depends what type of fluids confused: :?: :?:
What would you suggest :?: :?: :?:
the non alcoholic variety
Quote by squirtee

Lucious mountains ... oh yes ... i like them too ... and i get to see them every morning ;)

Now in my tippsy state my inuendo detector is up the swanny so i'm treading carefully here if only to save face redface but what ever the style of the post your one lucky person to awake to such stunning scenery biggrin
kiss tippsy here too .. well a bit more than tipsy actually ... am amazed i can type :shock:
fluids...............plenty of fluids.............that's what i'd reccomend wink
Quote by mik69

Lucious mountains ... oh yes ... i like them too ... and i get to see them every morning ;)

Now in my tippsy state my inuendo detector is up the swanny so i'm treading carefully here if only to save face redface but what ever the style of the post your one lucky person to awake to such stunning scenery biggrin
just go with the innuendo mik smile
Quote by squirtee
and there's plenty of "water" to be immersed in ;)

so i believe..............and according to another friend of ours batley is also known to be quite aqueous..............and i live downhill from there biggrin :D :D :D
Quote by mik69
where the feck's cumbria confused:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did you not know dracae that Cumbria is statisically the wetist part or England :?
oh i did.............and many times i've enjoyed immersing myself in the waters biggrin
where the feck's cumbria confused:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
well how about a ham and dog sh*t sarnie sad
a salford company is recalling it's packaged ham owing to an error in the information on the label.

i just knew i hadn't asked for brown sauce on that ham sarnie i had at lunchtime :uhoh:
Quote by felixx1416
actuallty this is all one sided now you no i like it too you boys you arnt been fair!!!! :cry:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: is that better babe biggrin
and good night NWC kiss
thank you hunny :kiss:
so what you been up to today hun?

can i join in please
good night NWC
the more the merrier................she loves it :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by mik69
actuallty this is all one sided now you no i like it too you boys you arnt been fair!!!! :cry:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: is that better babe biggrin
and good night NWC kiss
or maybe some
whip :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:
nitey nite NWC :kiss:
Quote by mik69
Well it seems cplbbw has developed a cuckold fetish and i'm the prime target :shock:

ahh...............that explains the big smile you're wearing biggrin
Quote by felixx1416
sorry mate i tried hmm maybe i have lost some weight after all
(stands there admiring himself in the mirror)

someone get this man some more pie and peas lol :lol:
Quote by mik69
Hi ya mate wonderd when you'd come (pun alert) Bowling in grad us a JD whilst ya there drinkies

rolleyes :roll:
hiya mik.............ye look in a right state mate.................what they been doin' to ye confused:
Quote by felixx1416
dracae sneaks up to the bar, helps himself to a beer then creeps into the corner and hides behind felix :haha:

you ok back there rolleyes
yeh, don't think they noticed me smile
dracae sneaks up to the bar, helps himself to a beer then creeps into the corner and hides behind felix :haha:
Quote by mik69
Drats just noticed my arch nemisis has beet me to it :shock: the man with the bowl is quicker
off the mark than tippsy old me biggrin

oh wow.................i actually thought that you beat me to it... evil
takes me so long to find pictures of a cake............ sad
how could i possibly compete with such a sexy lookin' shed confused:
Quote by squirtee
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww babe kiss :kiss: :kiss: thank you

redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Quote by mik69
................................Squirtee now here is me just back from the pub and I check out the threads and what do I find apparently is squirtee's birthday aswell (not sure if it's today friday or tomorrow satuday) but we can't let this momentos occasion pass us by so a Huge happy birthday to Squirtee who from what I gather is already damp from excitment biggrin happy birthday hun kiss

ye bugger, ye beat me to it........ :D :D :D :D :D :D
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you

happy birthday to you
Quote by glasgowfella2
we had a taste of spring today !

i once had a taste of dawn biggrin :D
big hugs and kiss to ye
are ye still able to get upstairs at your age confused:
ouch smackbottom don't do that.................
oh, on second thoughts...... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
they're welcome to it.........if i have a drink during the day i'm fecked for the rest of it....................much prefer to drink on an evening then i'm just fecked the following day sad
Quote by firelizard
Shit !......you have a van! :shock:
Luxury

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
tax deductable smile
me and my kids (they're both old enough to drink, so not kids really) like to go to the union rooms occasionally on thursdays for the curry night.........i also go in occasional mornings for a brekkie................amazes me how many blokes are in there at 10am drinking pints dunno
i love winter....................
'cos i like to take a hol............
less than a couple of weeks to go now
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: drinkies :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
i know the drink you mean cos i think i'd spell it the same as you smile
i was driving from liversedge to dewsbury the other week and as i passed through heckie i noticed the pub on my left by the traffic lights (the one with the tiles on the outside walls) was all boarded up. then as i drove up the hill there was another pub boarded up on the right hand side. has everyone in heckie stopped drinkin' confused: :cry:
Quote by cplbbw
go on then hun you twisted my arm lol
you not out tonight hun

friday/saturday not good nights to go out................too rowdy for me............
stumled upon a mini beer festival in leeds last night, ended up drinking some brew at 7.2 percent..............is it any wonder i don't recall it's name :beer: :beer: :beer:
bloody afluence around here.............hotels,tents.......... i got a rolled up foam mattress in the back o' mi van sad