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dracae
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 71
0 miles · West Yorkshire
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Orgasminator
Quote by hisandhers
Right then folks, tea made & eaten. Bursting for a pint now!! Got some news for ya all. Got a good idea that I want to put to you all.
Just thoughts at the min but........
How about a GFZ pub munch Themed naughty but nice. Gonna be in Yorkshire some where , In June coz its my birthday as well. Wot do you think? Need some help coz I've never organised one before. My ideal venue would be somewhere that we can stay after for an after munch party fun.Any ideas ? I'm gonna foot the bill s lets go for it!! The best munch ever!!! NWC has kindly offered to you.
bloody hell, i suppose that joke's blown my chances of an invite
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Orgasminator
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!!†The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. “This gun is loaded with blanksâ€, she said. “I had to beat him to death with the Moral: Women are evil. Don’t mess with them
:D Orgasminator
Quote by mik69
Us need hotels never we'll just roam the streets like 2 wandaring nomads
well i'm trying to decide wether to drive over or take a train, by the sound of this the train may be a good idea :)
Orgasminator
Quote by hisandhers
Ok Cracae repeat after me:
Women are cool
Men are more inferior than women
You will be Cplbbw's slave for the rest of the night
Ok your off the hook
:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: Orgasminator
Quote by felixx1416
the gloves are out and up to my elbows DRACAE BEND OVER!!!!!!! :shock: :twisted:
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
can i make amends with a
or maybe a 
dracae need a hand :sparring:
ta felixx, i'm a total coward......................i'm gonna sneak off an' 'ave mi dinner and leave you in the sh"t (some mate i am)
beef casserole anyone
: Orgasminator
Quote by cplbbw
they're gonna kill me for this one, i know.......................
Got some bad news.....I’ve caught that bird flu, i know it’s bird flu because i’ve started talking bollocks, wearing make up and i can’t park the fuckin car!:bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:
<<<<<<<<<<<<he went that way
ooo mister your dead
no hang on you like that :sparring: :sparring: :sparring: :sparring: :sparring: :sparring: I'll start digging cplbbw
Dracae turning the car back & I'd just pulled up outside your house . So near but so far mate!!!!
AWWW...................ffs, that's over reacting a bit.....................i was sooooooooo lookin' forward to seein' ye
:hump:haha
hisandhers come to mine instead im only two mins away :twisted: :twisted:
OH B*LL*X.................look what i've done now :cry: :cry:
Orgasminator
Quote by hisandhers
they're gonna kill me for this one, i know.......................
Got some bad news.....I’ve caught that bird flu, i know it’s bird flu because i’ve started talking bollocks, wearing make up and i can’t park the fuckin car!
<<<<<<<<<<<<he went that way
ooo mister your dead
no hang on you like that :sparring: :sparring: :sparring: :sparring: :sparring: :sparring: I'll start digging cplbbw
Dracae turning the car back & I'd just pulled up outside your house . So near but so far mate!!!!
AWWW...................ffs, that's over reacting a bit.....................i was sooooooooo lookin' forward to seein' ye
:hump: Orgasminator
they're gonna kill me for this one, i know.......................
Got some bad news.....I’ve caught that bird flu, i know it’s bird flu because i’ve started talking bollocks, wearing make up and i can’t park the fuckin car!
:bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:
<<<<<<<<<<<<he went that way
Got some bad news.....I’ve caught that bird flu, i know it’s bird flu because i’ve started talking bollocks, wearing make up and i can’t park the fuckin car!
:bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt: <<<<<<<<<<<<he went that way
Orgasminator
Quote by felixx1416
hi cplbbw have just been in the chatroom and its pants full of strange people think the alien have landed :shock:
ohhhhhhhh....................the chatroom.............i've never used it properly, but i did go an' 'ave a perv at some webcams last night
Orgasminator
hi hisandhers 
:kiss:
fancy sleepwalking in the direction of dewsbury: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i used to sleepwalk when i was younger, but i don't anymore...............don't think i have the energy these days
hi felixx, hangover's all gone now ta, but i have two pubs to try and drink dry later this evening :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
:kiss: fancy sleepwalking in the direction of dewsbury
: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: i used to sleepwalk when i was younger, but i don't anymore...............don't think i have the energy these days
hi felixx, hangover's all gone now ta, but i have two pubs to try and drink dry later this evening :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
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