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dracae
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 71
0 miles · West Yorkshire

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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Thanks HandH, I will come out the corner now and stop sulking wink
Dont worry about that post that St3v3 did Drac, he only meant he wanted to talk 'bollox' like the rest of us, so we put it into google and translated it for him :wink:

hi NWC..................congrats on your new status kiss
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Quote by st3v3
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feck me...................better make mine a pint of bearly literate :beer: wave
Quote by dracae
sorry i'm late, thought it was my night off
my shift should've started at seven, sorry.
who's made all this mucking fess in here ?

saturday 7th jan three days after i'd joined and only my second day of posting i think.
i saw the bar open and thought it would be a great way to get to know a few people if i took a job as barman for the evening so i just barged in and got involved. i've had a great time and made some goood friends in there.
yes the majority of my posts are in the bar or gfz threads but that's because they are fun places to be and has nothing at all to do with post counts. i generally don't spend long periods of time sat in front of the computer so to post in threads like these where it is possible to post and then come back 30-60 minutes later and pick up on it again is a great advantage over a chatroom.
i can't possibly see them as being clicky, i got on well enough with everybody on my first night in there and have since then always tried to welcome and involve anyone who joins in the thread.
right, thanks for reading...........i'm off to the gfz for a pint :beer:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: that's great fun..................ta to whoever was helping me remember how to slelp my mane lol :lol:
awwww............poor HLB, feeling unwell and getting no sympathy :therethere:
so i thought i'd post a cock pic to try and cheer you up............

lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by alanxxxxxxx
Hi all,
Can anyone make me a dwarf ?


how's that for ye confused:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Dracae, wait till you get NWC & my cold/flu!! :cry:

:therethere: kiss :therethere:
We think we caught it off either you, Mik or Pete in the GFZ over the weekend lol
not me........................i only mentioned flu once this weekend smile ...........................and was almost garrotted for it, had to do a quick bolt
Quote by hisandhers
Dracae, wait till you get NWC & my cold/flu!! :cry:

:therethere: kiss :therethere:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Dracae redface surprisedops: you are on the list, but I was doing my usual (checking the spelling of your name) and pressed submit without putting you on the forum post!!

naughty NWC smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
wave :wave: :wave: :wave: i thought i'd already put my name down for this one..............i must be going senile confused
now then.............west yorkshire :?: .......where's mi map lol
Quote by hisandhers
The girlies normally take over the GFZ thread!!!!

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they do confused: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: bolt
well i don't know.................i nip off for a bite too eat and when i get back all the bars are closed,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nitey nite all wave
i just love free house's mines a pint of barely literate please :beer:
Quote by constance
I have just done something soooooooooo embarrasing!!! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
I have sent a rather rude, though thankfull,y partially clothed picture to the wrong email address
The address it has gone to is big(insert male
so clearly the recipentent will be a picture contained my mobile number .
Question , if you were to receive this sort of picture on your email what would you think/do?
and what do you think the average males reaction to this type of unsolicited email would be?
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i'd consider it to be banana or cucumber.....................................
now, who mentioned spam and hoax confused: make mine a double decker biggrin
p*ssed :?: ...................me :?: ................never............hic
well i'm hungry...............so off to get something to eat now..............nite to you all wave
what a a great evening it's been..............two great mates hitting the thousand mark..............one before i enjoyed loads of great beer, and one straight after :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
CAN WE GET NEKID NOW confused: :?: :?: :?: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by mik69
dracae will you have me lol

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Edit great minds think alike eh Dracae :twisted:
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Quote by cplbbw
if you will have me lol

OMG................wtf do you mean IF confused:

ahh my arch nemisis returns if you rewind the thread theres a huge thanks for ya somewhere but if your too tippsy i'll do it again THANKS DRACAEbiggrin
my pleasure mate smile here's a large jd and ice for ye drinkies
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Quote by cplbbw
biggrin :D :D hi dracae you been out on the town hun come and join the love in hun kiss
mik your a love :kiss:

you could start nursing tomorrows hangover now please :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
love in confused: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
why am i not involved :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
WHOAH................A THOuSAND POSTS

WELL DONE MATE
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yer a post whore mik biggrin
Quote by mik69
AWWW.......................i gotta leave you fine peeps in ten mins and go to the pub sad :(

Stay in dracae and party with us i'll get cplbbw to put her boots on for you :twisted:
wish i could mate
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
hiya all...
sillyhwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar:

Hello DeeCee my little sugar plum, how are you tonight? I will warn you that these lot are load of drunken bums, well the men are, us women are nice and sober, very straight laced, and very quiet wink :wink:
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Quote by cplbbw
ye pete you got to come ill bring my whip wink

you gonna be wearing those boots confused: :?:
AWWW.......................i gotta leave you fine peeps in ten mins and go to the pub sad :(
Quote by mik69

well i'm trying to decide wether to drive over or take a train, by the sound of this the train may be a good idea smile

Do they have trains in Wigan confused my folks always used to tell me that they eat people that far north :shock:
Now there was me thinking Id be nice to little old Mik and Dacrea and even ask if they wanted directions from the station to the venue but now, you can both sod off!!!
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Yep me folks were right they also said they the natives were unfriendly :? guess we will just have to tame them eh Dracae duel :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
i'm right behind you mate :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: