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dracae
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 71
0 miles · West Yorkshire

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Quote by mik69
oh well, i suppose they must all be out shopping....................
so far i have an offer of a slice of dry toast sad

Aww stick at it mate it'll come good now how's about warming your cockles in here with a drink or two biggrin
cheers mate...............mines a pint please :beer:
oh well, i suppose they must all be out shopping....................
so far i have an offer of a slice of dry toast sad
best wishes to both of you for the future and i hope everything works out well for you..............
BUT FFS..........................................now there's gonna be a shortage of single blokes on the forums rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
hi there,
i've been thinking of posting in lmu for some time now, but have been pondering on what to say, how can i ensure that my post will get the positive responses i so hope for ?
what do women really want to hear ? how can i ensure it rocks your boat ?
well, after careful consideration here it is........
first of all an introduction to myself, who am i........what am i ?
i AM dracae, an ageless shape shifting english water spirit currently taking the form of a wooden dish, though if you are one of the lucky respondents to this post then when we meet i intend to be in my human form and you WILL be dissapointed.
now i thought that was going to be a major stumbling block but hey not anymore, how can this be ? i hear you ask...........well the answer came to me in a dream and it's so simple i don't understand why it didn't came to me sooner...............i will selflessly permit you to perform oral sex on me and then cook me a nice meal.
i'm kind considerate and very thoughtful, anytime there is a problem in your life and you need someone to talk to, i will take the time to look up the phone number of the local samaritans before going out on the pull with my mates, and then when i return i will selflessly permit you to perform oral sex on me and then cook me a nice meal.
you will soon discover that i am not the possesive type at all and i will encourage you to actively engage in an independant social life of your own (you can have your girlie friends round occasionally) and to demonstrate that i am wholeheartedly willing to allow this i will selflessly permit your girlie friends to perform oral sex on me whilst you cook me a nice meal.
well that's just a brief outline of who i am and the kind of selfless person i can be, should you wish to respond it would be appreciated if you will limit your responses to this thread and not use pm's so that everyone on the forums can see the huge amount of responses a selfless person such as myself receives.
it would also be appreciated if you could include some info on your culinary skills as this may help me in the decision making process as i anticipate many positive replies, should you not be able to do this then don't worry i'll selflessly permit you to perform oral sex on me to cheer you up.
thanks for taking the time to read this, please now form an orderly queue :-)
ps. thanks to Dawn_Mids for her cafe posting which may in some small way have been the inspiration for this post :-)
Quote by cplbbw
where the hell did you find that dracae rotflmao
and where we going on hol first iv herd, s**t need to hit the shops or im going to be naked all the time we are away........then again :twisted:

:doh: you've got a short memory, only a couple of weeks ago you were insisting on joining us
Quote by cplbbw
AARRHHHHH you are so nice passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
back to you. Mik gave me more kisses though earlier!!!
How are you Dracae? Tell me about your day

oh :!: it was just one of those nice days when everthing falls neatly into place smile :)
then i got on the net tonight and sorted a holiday out :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
i hope you booked me a ticket confused:
shouldn't worry too much about the clothes :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
:shock:
I was feeling a bit better till I saw that.
I think I'll stick with my coffee & toast if it's all the same lol

WELL............................that's gratitude for ye :lol: :lol: :lol:
i was beginning to think we'd never get to see any of NC's camera work lol
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Morning Folks
Could I get a cup of coffee and a few slices of toast please?

hi HLB.................try todays special................just what ye need after a period of ilness smile

hope you're proper well now :)
Quote by cplbbw

i ok dracae hun had my rant yesterday so should be good fr a few weeks now lol

hey................ don't forget you're coming on hol with us later this week cool
that'll cheer you up :happy: :happy:
Quote by cplbbw
o just think hun you could have had one at mine!
hows you hun kiss

damn................. missed out there sad
i'm great, ta how are you passionkiss
Quote by cplbbw
morning peeps!!!! think ill have a coffee and clean this place up a bit, then start the brecky any takers?
coffee :smoke:

bugger............ just payed for one in the union rooms sad
best place in the country..............yorkshire, of course smile
hilarious rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by cplbbw
MMMMM polo you taking the mic by any chance........ yep thought so well that was my plan tonight as well but i cant be arsed with sh tonight so please do some more for me rolleyes ill be in the corner with me drink kiss

dracae follows cplbbw into the corner and gives her a cuddle :kiss: hi hun
Felixx............mi glass is empty sad
can i have another of them dogs bollocks :beer:
Quote by PoloLady
Me - I realised I was missing out on and easy upage in my post count. lol

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
have a drink drinkies
Quote by st3v3
That's what you say - I know they are just hiding!

Have a look under the tables, looks like they all got stuck into NWC's vodka.
And hello cplbbw, Felix.. and Dracae
there wasn't enough left to go round after NWC 'ad finished with it drinkies
i thought it was time to buy some new clothes so was clearing out my wardrobe and just asking myself exactly the same............where have all the rag and bone men gone ?
there used to be the milkman, the popman, the breadman, the coalman, the mobile shop.
slowly slipping into history feel us go...............
ay...........i feel a song coming on................
one of those days in england mum was rustling up the grub
and dad was off out propping up the pub
one of those days in england that you just could not forget
from the mists of secret morning to the golden red sunset
and though the time fast slips away
it's long enough to laugh and play
around the fireside making hay
dreaming of tomorrow
you know there's no today
Quote by Chardonnay
im a long standing member and i dont think ive used it that much.............. if i was a newbie i would be put off by the certified by so & so and wotsit blah blah........... why is the certification there......... newbies are put off by it. it says there is a clique when there isnt.
Who cares who is certified by who, do we need certifying..... do new people need to feel they need to be certified????

confused: when i joined i saw certification as part of the fun and banter and didn't find it off putting
at all.
Quote by felixx1416
did every one else go :shock:

i'm still floating around.................i'll have a pint :beer:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Thanks Drac, but are you sure you mean I was a worthless good for nothing?
Worthless good for nothing, everyone is a pain because he going, to come up to a skirmish (or thats what google said) wink

:laughabove: :laughabove: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :laughabove:
the correct translation is
"There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain"
just my way of asking you to go steady with the whip tonight biggrin
sorry cplbbw, but i thought tonight would be a good night for talking complete bollox lol
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