hi there,
i've been thinking of posting in lmu for some time now, but have been pondering on what to say, how can i ensure that my post will get the positive responses i so hope for ?
what do women really want to hear ? how can i ensure it rocks your boat ?
well, after careful consideration here it is........
first of all an introduction to myself, who am i........what am i ?
i AM dracae, an ageless shape shifting english water spirit currently taking the form of a wooden dish, though if you are one of the lucky respondents to this post then when we meet i intend to be in my human form and you WILL be dissapointed.
now i thought that was going to be a major stumbling block but hey not anymore, how can this be ? i hear you ask...........well the answer came to me in a dream and it's so simple i don't understand why it didn't came to me sooner...............i will selflessly permit you to perform oral sex on me and then cook me a nice meal.
i'm kind considerate and very thoughtful, anytime there is a problem in your life and you need someone to talk to, i will take the time to look up the phone number of the local samaritans before going out on the pull with my mates, and then when i return i will selflessly permit you to perform oral sex on me and then cook me a nice meal.
you will soon discover that i am not the possesive type at all and i will encourage you to actively engage in an independant social life of your own (you can have your girlie friends round occasionally) and to demonstrate that i am wholeheartedly willing to allow this i will selflessly permit your girlie friends to perform oral sex on me whilst you cook me a nice meal.
well that's just a brief outline of who i am and the kind of selfless person i can be, should you wish to respond it would be appreciated if you will limit your responses to this thread and not use pm's so that everyone on the forums can see the huge amount of responses a selfless person such as myself receives.
it would also be appreciated if you could include some info on your culinary skills as this may help me in the decision making process as i anticipate many positive replies, should you not be able to do this then don't worry i'll selflessly permit you to perform oral sex on me to cheer you up.
thanks for taking the time to read this, please now form an orderly queue :-)
ps. thanks to Dawn_Mids for her cafe posting which may in some small way have been the inspiration for this post :-)
i thought it was time to buy some new clothes so was clearing out my wardrobe and just asking myself exactly the same............where have all the rag and bone men gone ?
there used to be the milkman, the popman, the breadman, the coalman, the mobile shop.
slowly slipping into history feel us go...............
ay...........i feel a song coming on................
one of those days in england mum was rustling up the grub
and dad was off out propping up the pub
one of those days in england that you just could not forget
from the mists of secret morning to the golden red sunset
and though the time fast slips away
it's long enough to laugh and play
around the fireside making hay
dreaming of tomorrow
you know there's no today
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