Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Forum
Forum Virgin
Quote by Swinging_Angel
Yeah right, you'll go far.Looking at your profile i'd say ur the one after a quick shag being single. Maybe even got a girlfriend / wife but would never dream of sharing her. U'd probably be better of at a singles site. And whilst i'm at it most people that rant on with an unwarranted attack using such things as "f**k" are some of the most unchilled people i've ever come across. Now go and start your own thread on the topic of Pillocks, i'm sure you have lots to offer.
Hmm...
Lets see...
1. If I wanted a quick shag I can (and will) get one at home without going onto the internet to find one. I'm just curious about the swinging scene, got some ideas that I don't think I could try amongst my friends, so I thought of having a look on this here site, seemed to be interesting.
2. When I say I'm single, I am single. If I had a girlfriend, and she was into swinging, then yeah, I'd be up for sharing her with as many folks as she wanted. However I don't, so I can't.
3. I believe the phrase was "chill the fuck out". I don't know about you, I use profanities abundantly when I speak. Maybe its a Generation Why thing or something. I don't see the use of the word fuck as particularly unchilled in that context. It can be used in other, more offensive, ways but then I'm not into that. Sorry for the misunderstanding!
At the end of the day, I was trying to make a bit of a joke on the moon / earth thingy. It wasn't meant to offend. If I did piss anyone off (which I obviously did) then I apologise.
OK, I'll go back to my digi-cam, snapping away at my pathetic sized penis and PMing it to all and sundry. (Good job I've got photoshop - it can work wonders you know...)
(This is a self-deprecating joke by the way - please don't jump on me any more!)
Forum Virgin
promises of a lush bounty of natural goodness, when the actual artifact being given is a cold barren rock devoid of intelligent life...
yup, sounds like most of the "quick shaggers".
give it a rest, chill the f**k out. if you want a "quick shag", there are places and methods of aquireing such services. This here site is not one of em. Pillocks.
yup, sounds like most of the "quick shaggers".
give it a rest, chill the f**k out. if you want a "quick shag", there are places and methods of aquireing such services. This here site is not one of em. Pillocks.
Forum Virgin
I think its to do with making a decision to be honest, open and unashamed of who you are.
Certainly most of my friends know I don't handle relationships well, but enjoy the regular sex. Some of them are more than understanding of the situation. :twisted:
And as for the parents thing... well, my folks know that I don't like having a missus too much, and I had the unfortunate experience of having the room next to theirs when I was a kid... not very pleasant on anniversary night after they'd consumed several bottles of wine... and on christmas eve too, now I think about it (and most of this is deeplty-regressed memory - do you understand the pain I have gone through to answer this post?!?!) for years I hated santa.
does that count?
Certainly most of my friends know I don't handle relationships well, but enjoy the regular sex. Some of them are more than understanding of the situation. :twisted:
And as for the parents thing... well, my folks know that I don't like having a missus too much, and I had the unfortunate experience of having the room next to theirs when I was a kid... not very pleasant on anniversary night after they'd consumed several bottles of wine... and on christmas eve too, now I think about it (and most of this is deeplty-regressed memory - do you understand the pain I have gone through to answer this post?!?!) for years I hated santa.
does that count?
Forum Virgin
Ahh... to cock or not to cock...
What a silly old thread!
I feel sorry for all you poor folks being bombarded with limp manatees all day long.
maybe some form of cock amnesty for all the lonely and boring people out there in cyberspace?
"No Cocks On Thursday"
"National Cock Off Day"
"Take Your Cock and Stuff It Day"
Umm.... thats it for cock-related punnery. Better go back to doing some work.
What a silly old thread!
I feel sorry for all you poor folks being bombarded with limp manatees all day long.
maybe some form of cock amnesty for all the lonely and boring people out there in cyberspace?
"No Cocks On Thursday"
"National Cock Off Day"
"Take Your Cock and Stuff It Day"
Umm.... thats it for cock-related punnery. Better go back to doing some work.
Forum Virgin
"lookin for fun times muts" - quote from dibble's ad
umm....
surely you can't complain about two consenting adults having sex (no matter the gender) when you're after abusing poor defenceless animals???
my mut likes a fun time... unfortunately the only stick he plays fetch with is one that's fallen off a tree, lying dried up and dead on the ground.
umm....
surely you can't complain about two consenting adults having sex (no matter the gender) when you're after abusing poor defenceless animals???
my mut likes a fun time... unfortunately the only stick he plays fetch with is one that's fallen off a tree, lying dried up and dead on the ground.
