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dsfrancetoo
2 months ago
Bisexual Male, 69
Straight Female, 74
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Quote by neilinleeds
Same way our aircraft carriers are gonna project British military muscle out into the world Flower? We're just gonna hope none of our enemies read the papers and realise there's no planes on it . . .
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N x x x ;)
what aircraft carriers?
thought those tossers in suits have got rid of them
No sales here today as all the shops are shut same as every Sunday. Absolutely brilliant and just as it used to be in the UK, nothing to do with religion as far as I am concerned but a day for families to spend quality time together rather than rushing to the shops that are open on six other days which is surely enough time to get things done.
A guy drunk so much at the office party he threw up all down his shirt
terrified to go home like it he asked his mate what to do.
His mate said, when you arrive home, hand your mrs a tenner and tell her that it was from the man who threw up all over your shirt and he gave it to cover cleaning costs.
sure enough when he arrived home he handed his mrs the money and said the tenner was from the man who threw up over him but she said there was two tenners there.
He said, ahh the other tenner is from the guy who shat in my pants.
terrified to go home like it he asked his mate what to do.
His mate said, when you arrive home, hand your mrs a tenner and tell her that it was from the man who threw up all over your shirt and he gave it to cover cleaning costs.
sure enough when he arrived home he handed his mrs the money and said the tenner was from the man who threw up over him but she said there was two tenners there.
He said, ahh the other tenner is from the guy who shat in my pants.
