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dundeecpl
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
0 miles · Angus

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Got this one wrong mate. you got no answer that fits.
We need:
10mins
30mins
1hour
5hours
all day
all weekend
The last 3 answers work for us
xx
Del and Gill
Sex is sex but love is everything.
We love each other to bits and swinging would never come between us.
We have a play with other peeps now and again but that is all it is, play. We always go together and come home together. We discuss absolutely everything and feel that is why our relationship is so strong. We trust each other 100%.
We have met swingers that just aren't suited to it. The jealousy and insecurities will rip the relationship apart.
Like clare, we wouldn't dream of telling our family or friends either, it is our wee secret.
Gill & Del x
Absolutely Lucy, a joke is a joke when all concerned find it funny but if it is directed at a particular person and they don't well, it should stop.
Gill x
Quote by frogster
I'm getting to think this is a test of our relationship......
Some of you may remember my story about "Its been a strange morning".... for those that don't Click Here......
Anyway.......
Saturday night......
After a fantastic day (plenty of shagging) we went out to see some biker mates of mine and onto a Rock pub, good band, good company, good fun...... my other half is having a ball, and gets decidedly drunk on Dry White Wine...... No problem......
As the evening draws to a close, time to go home...... Dry White Wine has this effect on her, she usually whispers in my ear " I want a shag, and I want it now"... and true to form....... lol :P
As soon as we get in, the kit comes flying off as we are crawling up the stairs....... she tells me..... "Hard, fast, rough"...... well anyone who knows me, knows I'm not a rough sort of guy (may look it, but I'm a pussycat really).... So I am play acting at being rough.....
I grab hold of her legs and drag her across the bed towards me.......as I have done loads of times before..... CRACK !!! "Ouch" she says.... "that hurt".... "Sorry" I said, and so we carry on.......
This morning after waking up, Alcohol has worn off, and she is in pain....... to cut a long story short.... she was in Casualty for 3 Hours.... Fractured Arm.... Do I feel guilty or what....... but cant help thinking about the marvels of alcohol as a pain killer!

Caveman springs to mind frogster lol
Gill & Del x
Quote by bluexxx
Hmmmm...... I'll go to bed thinking whether neilinleeds would look better in pink PVC or blue silky stuff! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Oh we think he will look so sexy in either of them but just to make him feel real girly, go for pink lol
Gill & Del x
We would just like to thank Sean for organising this munch. It was a bloody great night. A big thanks to Alex and Dave notts for having us. I s'pose we had better mention the taxi driver, oops "coach driver" he had us all in stitches and managed to p**s marcuso off at the same time lol
We're not going to mention names as we will no doubt forget some so will just say it was great to meet you all and thanks for making us feel so welcome.
Oh and can we just say cheerio to the peeps that left before we got up this morning, big hug and kisses to you all.
We had a fantastic time.
Not a sniffle in sight wink
Gill & Del x
WBB, please don't colour your hair or have surgery, you look stunning just as you are kiss
Quote by Ice Pie

Tell us something we didn't already know rolleyes
g xxxx

The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides?
We know why Mr Smith travelled down in the lift from his 10th floor flat, went to work. On return in the evening he got back in the lift and went up to the 8th floor, got out and walked the last 2 flights to his flat.
Gill & Del x
love the new avatar ice
Quote by Essex_lad1981
I knew i shouldn't have put that pic on here! lol redface

Nowt wrong with the pic. You look great for a young un biggrin
Gill x
Well smiler, looks like you are having fun with us already.
Age really isn't an issue.
Gill x
Quote by Ice Pie
You're all potty!
I just wanted you to know that. biggrin

Tell us something we didn't already know rolleyes
g xxxx
How about if i send along a part time female??? lol :shock: wink
Just 10 mins from us
Gill x
We're the same, age doesn't matter at all.
Must admit to having doubts about having fun with under 25's but not any more lol
Gill x
Well Eagerslut, you best make the most of the time you have off then hadn't you!!!! biggrin
Hope you have a full day of fun planned for tomorrow :swingingchair: drinkies :smoke: 69position kiss rotflmao hump :karaoke: :giggle: :crazy: blast :wanker:
Just thought i would chuck in the karaoke too as some peeople find it fun biggrin
Gill x
:laughabove: :laughabove:
CelticQ, that is the vision i had too lol
btw, seeya tomorrow hunni x
Gill x
Quote by stellaa
See we all get the short end of the stick up here no munches or clubs near us sad looks like a wet "cough" and cold weekend just have to make our own fun biggrin
Seriously tho think its a nice walk to see the autumn colours get me camera out and put it to constructive use for a change :twisted:
Mr Stellaa

No munches or clubs near us either, that's why we travel south for fun lol and it is well worth it wink If we aren't away partying down south we usually have some fun at home with peeps from here.
Gill x
:welcome: Jon.
are you sure you are ready to give up all of your free time? wink wink
Gill x
Quote by fabio grooverider
i should say something really inspiring as hostie....
but i am bricking it.... i hope you all enjoy yourself.. and you all have my number if you have any problems.............
sean xxxxxxxxxxxx

You sound as if you won't be at the munch but at the end of the phone all night Sean. lol
Don't worry, it will be fine .
Gill x
Less than 24 hrs to go :thrilled:
:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
So am i Alex and i will assume Del is too but he is still at work just now.
gill x
Is that all???
Thought it was something serious.
Don't you just let your fingers do the talking anyway? lol

Gill x
Yipee, it's the weekend again.
It's the NE Munch tomorrow so tonight will be looking out something to wear. Travelling down south tomorrow then travelling back north on Sunday.
Gill x
Haven't seen many but the first was in Edinburgh when i was 12, it was Madness, ooh Suggs was so sexy then. Also saw Tina Turner in Gateshead.
My fave had to be Rod Stewart.
Shania Twain on dvd is excellent, bloody brilliant voice.
Would love to see the Eagles and Madonna live, not together though rolleyes
Yeh , i know, what a weird mix.
Gill x
Mmmmmm, really fancy that tuning fork smile
Gill & Del x
p.s. its the only one we don't have rotflmao
Quote by fruity1976
hehe funny has anybody ever sent an ebmarrassing text message to the wrong person by accident?

I sent an e-mail with pics to the wrong person, I dodn't know who they were redface redface redface
xx
Del