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dundeecpl
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
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Quote by Eagerslut9
I work from home....once Im on top of it for the day I can put up my feet and relax...thought this cafe thing might be the place to do it...but hell the service is rotten! No coffee, have to make my own toast..sheeesh!

No, no the service is excellent if you go toS.H.A.G.S
Trouble is the therapy is making my condition WORSE
:doh:
Don't listen to him Nimbus, he is beyond repair lol
G x wink
And what's wrong with Deirdre in corrie???
Yip, haven't done it for a long time but OMG, i have woken up with some bloody horrors too. Why oh why are they the ones that always waken up and want a sesh in the morning too, before you have the time to slip out in stealth mode??? redface
Gill x
Quote by Eagerslut9
With or without, I think you look fine Gill. kiss
Now, feeling like a 2 bob whore is a different matter and is a very subjective thing. I've felt like that at times and really enjoyed it!! redface redface lol lol
In case I've got the wrong end of the stick, are 2 bob twin brothers? Where can I find them? rotflmao rotflmao

Aww, shucks kiss now bugger lugs, what you after???
Eagerslut, methinks you have the wrong end of the stick once again, hey, not like you wink wink wink

Gill x
:welcome: chut
Stick here in the cafe, it is much more fun than checking out the ads. lol
Gill x

P.S, they are working here also wink
Quote by bluexxx
Yeah, we'll all die trying to have more fn than last time! :shock: wink wink wink
Roger, I'm sure some people will drop out, they always do.... would you like to sit on the subs bench and wait and see?

What a bloody way to die :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Try not to worry about it too much.
Just concentrate on getting yourself better. Everything else will fall back in to place when the time is right. I know, the last thing on your mind is sex and that is where you should leave it for now.
Gill x
clare, local colleges doing beauty therapy or hairdressing courses always need people in for practicing. When i did my training (long time ago) they only charge for the product used. Like redbird, i also found that tinting didn't make mine look much different as i amn't blessed with long thick lashes either.
Gill x
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In theory, this sounds like a great idea Reese.
Gill x
Quote by rogerthedragon
I hope you all have even more fun than at the last one.

I think it will be hard to have more fun but i am sure we will all have a bloody good try wink
Gill x
Quote by neilinleeds
bollox!
so you're all saying it's fooked, and this is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper? nooooooooooo i can't afford a new bloody monitor! monitor old friend don't desert me. hang on . . . purlease . . .
*sniffs*
A short ode to my monitor!
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Monitors burn and blaze at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Old friend, near death, who see with blinding sight
My screen shouldn't blaze like meteors then go grey,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
sad sad sad sad sad sad sad
neil x x x ;)

Just as we suspected.
You are a bloody
NUTTER loon
Gill & Del x
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Not sure if it's strange but we were expecting a TV over for some fun when we got a phone call from another guy that we see regularly, so i invited him over at the same time without telling either, i knew they wouldn't mind and the excitement for all 4 of us was electric. That was our first bi mmmf, it was brilliant. :twisted:
We have also done the missionary with the lights off once we think and laughed so much about it. We couldn't believe how kinky we were being wink
Whilst travelling on the bus from Manchester to Dundee we had fingers and tongue fun. Other passengers were unaware, we think, they were sitting in the seat in front of us. That was well horny.
We have done some other stuff :twisted:
Gill & Del x
Well John, you have been lurking for 2 weeks now. You certainly won't feel like a single guy any more. You have joined a huge community of nutters that will make you smile, laugh and cry. Hope you are ready for all of this :twisted: A very warm welcome from us.
Gill & Del x
:high-smile: CONGRATULATIONS :high-smile:
Best wishes to you both
Gill & Del x
look at surreycouple.
They seem to have it right, they posted on your thread and got a reply straight away.
You must be wording it wrong :twisted: lol
G x
Quote by lucyslovely
My 24yr old son :

Didn't think you were old enough to have a 24 year old son lovelylucy smile
Gill x
Glad you managed to get the group up and running again. We enjoy the scenery in the pics. Not perving at all :twisted:
Gill x
Bloody hell, yeh, all the time.
thanks for that, i need worry no more wink
Gill x
:welcome: to the cafe.
we are a friendly bunch, sometimes a little mad but don't let that put you off :twisted:
G & D x
Hunni or darling for him and he calls me sexy, sweet pea, mostly sweetie though which i love, makes me smile.
Gill x
I look like death warmed up without it.
I like to think it looks ok. It is the full works though.
Never really thought about it, so anyone that has met me, go on, let me know if i look like a "2 bob whore"
Think i am going to regret this smile
Gill x
LOL
We use 2 small suitcases, you know the ones on wheels with extendable handle, they are quite cheap to buy, but are looking for something a bit bigger as we are struggling to fit things in them. they are usually securely locked with heavy duty padlocks (except when one was left unzipped at a recent party redface ) They are usually stored under the bed, easy access from above biggrin Think we are gonna get a blanket box for end of bed and fit a lock on that, should be suitable.
Gill & Del x
P.S, As the kids get older you will probably need to fit a lock on the bedroom door, we have had to redface
Satin hunni :therethere:
We have met only once but what a meeting it was. You are one of the most genuine caring and thoughtful people that I have ever met.
I have felt how you are feeling right now, not because I am a bisexual tranny but because the love of my life is. Does this make me a freak for loving him so much and encouraging him to follow his desires. I don't think it does but not everyone can see it from our point of view.
Bisexuality and transvestism is a way of life for us, we think it is "normal". Unfortunately for us we are unable to live life to the full in this way, as we haven't found clubs etc near us that we can go to and let our hair down and be ourselves. We generally stick to doing it behind closed doors until something comes up like your party. I know Del was excited at being able to go out and I was bloody terrified and excited at the same time. It was our first experience of being dressed in public and can honestly say that if it wasn't for you and yours we wouldn't have felt so comfortable with the whole experience.
I know exactly where you are coming from as we have been at the receiving end of some downright nasty comments from members of this site. You may remember the post that I put up here a couple of weeks back which quoted a message that we received from a member that was so nasty that I felt I had to post it. The kind words from all that replied was overwhelming and made me feel so much better, lifted my morale again and made me smile again.
Hopefully we have all been able to lift your morale satin.
We love you for being you. Don't you dare change for any one.
Gill x
Well satin I think you are great.
Even though I have only known you a short amount of time I can see some things that remind me of someone I know well.
He is also bisexual and an x-dresser, he loves the feeling of being dressed in feminine clothes but he has kept this a secret from close friends and all family, in fact the only one that knew was his partner. Not long ago with his partner he joined a fantastic group of people and he has come out a little more (even dressed in public, well a party) this is great as it has allowed him to be more open about things (i.e. his sexual preferences)
This person is not a freak and is also very lucky to have someone very close who enjoys and encourages his "other side".
True there are some people who look at his pics and says he is a fool or looks crap but these people are nothing compared to the people he has met on swinging heaven.
The peeps on SH have accepted him for who he is and what he gets up.
Take care and look forward to chatting a bit more next time.
xx
Del
Well after spending 30 mins I found out this.
S.A.G.E. Test Results
Your Raw Score is: -575, which indicates that overall you are Masculine
Your appearance is Quite Masculine
Your brain processes are mostly that of a Male person.
You appear to socialize in a androgynous manner.
You believe you have mild conflicts about your gender identity.
You indicated your were born Male.
ANALYSIS:
Male to Female Crossdresser
NOTES:
You are in a statistical minority as a bisexual crossdresser. Most crossdressers are heterosexual. Your motivation for crossdressing may be driven by the binary nature of your sexuality, as a way to more fully explore the Female gender role.
Your answers indicate you may be AUTOGYNEPHILIC. Your answers indicate you may fit the following type(s):
Physiologic: arousal from the idea of having opposite sex physiology. This does not necessarily mean you WANT the physiology of the opposite sex, you just find the IDEA of it exciting.
Like I didn't know that rotflmao
xx
Del
Hi munchers
Male half of dundeecpl here (Del). I was just wondering whether i should dress as a male or a female for the munch and after-munch party. Any feedback would be much appreciated as i don't generally go out dressed as a female.
xx
Del
Welcome shuggy.
Always nice to see fellow scots coming on board.
Gill & Del x