Quote by Mr Debbiewebs
thought of something to say, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i am doing this my self,,,,,,,,,,,,,, never worked this before ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, so thought i would have ago ,,,,,,,,, but the keys are not in the right order!
the top line ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, in stead of being ABCD is QWER,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, either this key board is Chinese,,,,,,,,,,,,, or the kids have been playing with it again,,,,,,,
now i have forgotten what to say!!!!
Think i will give up now and go to bed! :sleeping:

Quote by Silk and Big G
Rice caking is an obscure practice carried out by women who are dieting .
It involves buying packets of said rice cakes , which are low in calories in the extreme ( and frankly have no dietary merit at all as far as i can assertain) then proceeding to smother the articles in jam/mayonaise/various cold cuts/chocolate/fruit/sugar/vegetables/lard/small children or indeed anything which will bring their calorie level back up to a bag of chips whilst hiding the fact that they actually look feel and taste like a small circle of polystyrene packaging .

Who let you buggers in my kitchen????
Gill x

Quote by Mister_Discreet
This is all well and good for people with a forum addiction, but those of us who spend all night in the chatroom rather than getting the sleep they so desperately need rquire help too! How about some form of Chatroom Users Night Time Service?

C.U.N.T.S, only occasionally
G & D x

Quote by dambuster
Do any of the other guys here see a difference between ejaculation and orgasm ? (in men)

Quote by SurreyBloke
At the moment I'm listening to 4 compliation CD's of 60's 70's and 80's stuff I've made.
I appologise if a 'newbie' posting upsets anyone
BTW - Hi all

Believe it or not we have all posted our first post on here Welcome to the cafe, sure you're gonna have lots of fun
Vix, how can you do it? Pissed 2 nights in a row :shock: it takes me about 2 bloody weeks to recover after one night on the piss, no joke
Now back to the thread.... we don't have the music on, he is watching some naff film after the corsican brothers.
Gill x

Quote by westerross
Don't worry my friend it is pure Bollox laced with a bit of Tits!

Quote by JudyTV
Verbally or action replays ?
Judy x

A verbal action replay will do nicely thank you
Gill & Del x

Quote by JudyTV
:P :P :P I have just posted again
Judy

Have a great week judy and we want all the details and we mean them ALL :twisted:
Gill & Del x

Quote by frogster
The Donna Kebab, that seemed so so so tempting an hour or so ago, is trying to make a volatile re-entrance in to the world……. (Burp)!
Ya can’t keep a good Donna down, well not when mixed with numerous other substances some liquid, some herbal (Burp)…….
Mmmmmmm tasted better that time……..
Night all

A good Donna goes down anytime you want her to :twisted:
You should know better than to mix your liquids and her- bs
G'nite frogster, have a good one :smoke:
Gill & Del x