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dundeecpl
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
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Quote by Lovecommando
Yes mate you are right! This site is dead in the water! Nobody ever gets to meet anybody never mind having sex together or just a laugh and a drink! May as well toddle along....go on now....find something better to do with your life....I mean it! There's nothing for you here....you are completely wasting your time! You're much better off without this site it's addictive anyway! You'd be better off trying a local singles club! It's a hit and miss affair but it's a damn site less hard work than being on here, I can tell you! You'd never fit in...there's too many cliques and in crowds for the likes of you. How could you survive in such a competitive environment! Far too much competition....so on your way.....and good luck!
LC wink

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Oh LC, i think you are telling porkies, you forgot i got the piccies to prove it lol
Gill & Del x
:welcome: to this lovely but crazy site.
Excellent first post. A topic which can never be stressed enough.
see you around.
Gill & Del x
Yip devil, we know what you mean, trying to sort out what to do with piccies at the mo, will pm you soon kiss
gill & Del x
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Happy Birthday
Sarge!
Gathered a little SH celebration flypast and parade for ya!




rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao What a cutie on the end! is that what he really looks like?
mmmmmmmm
We would be more than willing to host but reckon it's too far for you all to travel :cry:
Willing to help in any way we can to make sure the next one goes with a bang too.
Think we will bring a few different toys next time and have a game, "how big can you go" hmmm, wonder who will volunteer for that one, eh!
:twisted:
Gill x
We met each other on the net, not this site but certainly on a site where you wouldn't expect to meet your soulmate wink
No reason why you can't meet her here, if she is here, you will find each other.
Gill & Del x
so long as you have nice undies on, doesn't matter what's on top wink but either shirt looks nice btw.
Gill & Del x
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Aah, it was the jelly, phew , thought we were just overly aroused, huh, as if that would ever happen lol
Travel inns/lodges are the biz, turn up, book in, txt the other person joining you with room number, have fun then leave at different times, nobody is any the wiser. Have spoken to many of the receptionists and boy do they see it all, your situation will be like water off a ducks back, honestly, don't worry. biggrin
Gill x
Quote by lucyslovely
Ooooooo .... yes please lol ... maybe i can lose some of my inhibitions :grin:
Lucy kiss

Didn't know you had any left wink
Quote by bluexxx
If we do decide to have a party for Satin's birthday it will be most probably the last weekend in Nov............ same rules as last time...... kinky fun all the way!
Watch this space :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Count us in if you do please biggrin
xx
Del and Gill
Yes, we have had a few why's also. We explained it as Reese has done here and all but one accepted it. The one that didn't tried many times to get us to meet him, even pretended to be the fem partner of himself in the chatroom once and make himself seem more appealing to us. We weren't bothered by this, quite amusing really. He got fed up eventually and haven't heard from him for a while, thank god!
Gill & Del x
Quote by Reese
Wow - never heard that version of "I Will Survive" before - really up-tempo! lol
~Reese! surprised

It is the new party mix Reese, not available to buy in good record shops! just available to the select few who wish to download it! wink
Gill & Del x
Congratulations to all the winners :cheers:
Best get to work on next years entry i guess :cry: :cry: :cry:
Imagine that, beating by a right bunch of tits wink but what a right fine bunch they are :twisted:
Gill x
Hi Dan
How was your holiday? You got white bits to show us? oh and could i have the longer list that is available on request, please biggrin
Gill x
Just a bit of a tease :twisted:
If you were at blues party on Friday you may have heard sounds like this

(should play with windows media player)
xx
Del and Gill
p.s. we have the permission of the leading lady biggrin wink
p.p.s. Pics will be here sometime pending permission. (you know who you are and we will be in touch soon)wink
Quote by neilinleeds
i'm not photogenic at the best of times

We beg to differ neil, we have many pics to prove you are wink .
xx
Del and Gill
Anytime you want to recreate the party we are available it was the best ever :twisted: .
xx
Del and Gill
Well, where do we start!
worship worship satin & blue worship worship
Thanx you guys for the hospitality!!!!!
That's us just home from one bloody superb party. What a pleasure to meet each and every one of you, you were all as nice as we imagined and can't wait until we feel wink ( oops, meet ) you all again.
We do have one or two piccies just to prove that it wasn't a dream, but the bruises tell us that anyway :twisted:
Hopefully you will have us back again so that we can do a couple of things that we didn't have time to do :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Kisses, licks and hugs to you all.
Gill & Del x
Quote by Ian_Mids
My photo's have gained top three positions in the best avatar, best ... ...they are ranked so high because they all have Dawn on them.
Ian_Mids

Ians avatar has Dawn in it?????
anyone for pie wink
xx
Del and Gill
Quote by Kinky Lizard
I could be there in a flash...........
flash? geddit???? .................sheesh! :cry:

you are a bright git at times lol lol
Just have to keep them away from me I dont mix with vodka, I will just have to stick to the *cough* straws lol lol lol
Packed case
unpacked case and repacked with a clean thong
Anyone got any tummy settlers, the nerves are setting in :scared:
xx
Del and Gill
p.s. Can't wait to be honest. Got to help Gill pack now and paint my toes. biggrin
CONGRATULATIONS
Well done you 2, looking forward to reading your next thousand.
Gill & Del x