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dundeecpl
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57
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Quote by Biddlybop
So back into playing , go to a party thanks to this cracker of a site, ( not creeping ,just saying it as it is ). My partner is Bi curious, I encourage her to play with this really nice lass and go downstairs to have coffee and recuperate. 10 minutes later theres noises coming from said lass that Ive never made her do before and I thought I was bloody good at it. AAAAAARRRRGGGHHH Confidence crash.
This is 60% tongue in cheek,,,but its the 40% thats scary. Where can I get tongue extensions lol :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
It's nowt to do with a long tongue but what you do with the one you have.
I was in a very nice position with a lovely lady not that long ago, she had never been with a fem before. Her hubby wanted to watch the 2 of us together, he did but was so disappointed that she enjopyed herself so much more with me using my tongue than she did with him.
I am only telling this because if more men asked females exactly what it is they like, they wouldn't have a "confidence crash"
Communication is what it's all about.
Gill x
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We knew it fruity!!
we were lying in bed last night and i said to Del that you must have been off shagging as we hadn't seen you about! Honestly, you were in my thoughts
As for squirting, i do it but only with Del and only he knows how to make me do it. I have to say that it is amazing but totally wipes me out, am use for nothing after i have squirted and his back is usually ripped to shreds at the same time.
Good to see you have been having lots of fun.
Gill x
we were lying in bed last night and i said to Del that you must have been off shagging as we hadn't seen you about! Honestly, you were in my thoughts
As for squirting, i do it but only with Del and only he knows how to make me do it. I have to say that it is amazing but totally wipes me out, am use for nothing after i have squirted and his back is usually ripped to shreds at the same time.
Good to see you have been having lots of fun.
Gill x
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Quote by Marya
Well, i've just got out of the shower and noticed I missed a bit - in a very delicate area - and grabbed the nearest razor (I have several, for different parts of the body) only it wasn't my trusty Wilkinson Sword Lady Protector but an evil Bic!
Consequently I am now sat on a wad of toilet paper and daren't even look at the damage. :shock:
I tried really hard not to pmsl 'cos it'll probably sting.
A soft wet tongue on your stingy bits will soothe it
Gill x
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Quote by fem_manc-cpl
I have a kind of list of things to do........
greedy girl night,
greedy boy night (do they exsist?)
all female orgy,
Recieve strap on sex,
give a strap on sex(male or female)
dp
tv
cd
dvd.......sorry got side tracked there..too many abreviations..
hmmm that will do for now I think. This might need updating after weekend though....
Any offers ;)
Might regret asking that...........
Well we can work on the list on Friday
xx
Del and Gill
is her favourite but she doesn't use it often enough Sex God
Ladies and gents,
We are now on our 200th post. We are celebrating :cheers: this one because our 100th post was unfortunately on a sombre note. 9/11.
We took over 4 months to write our first hundred posts and only 10 days to reach the next hundred. Why do we sit here night after night reading the threads
some are so bloody funny that we are in stitches and then the next is so sad and sincere that we feel the hurt that they are feeling :cry: some are awfully cheeky 
but you can’t help but laugh along with them and then there are some that are just ridiculous but all together they come from a great bunch of people that we have the pleasure of knowing. The site is addictive and the majority of you are nutters 
which makes us feel right at home.
We look forward to meeting you all at munches and parties when we can get south of the border. That is if we are allowed back after blues party on Friday. 
:shock:
We would also like to thank Mark and Helen
for creating and running Swinging Heaven, even though it’s your fault that the washing is piled up, the dishes are never done, the pile of ironing would scare you to death and we hardly ever get to bed before midnight. :rascal:
Hope you are all having as much fun as we do. :twisted:
Gill & Del x
P.S. can we just say that what we write on a Saturday night after a few
does make sense to us when we are typing it, honestly!
We are now on our 200th post. We are celebrating :cheers: this one because our 100th post was unfortunately on a sombre note. 9/11.
We took over 4 months to write our first hundred posts and only 10 days to reach the next hundred. Why do we sit here night after night reading the threads
some are so bloody funny that we are in stitches and then the next is so sad and sincere that we feel the hurt that they are feeling :cry: some are awfully cheeky but you can’t help but laugh along with them and then there are some that are just ridiculous but all together they come from a great bunch of people that we have the pleasure of knowing. The site is addictive and the majority of you are nutters which makes us feel right at home. We look forward to meeting you all at munches and parties when we can get south of the border. That is if we are allowed back after blues party on Friday.
:shock: We would also like to thank Mark and Helen
for creating and running Swinging Heaven, even though it’s your fault that the washing is piled up, the dishes are never done, the pile of ironing would scare you to death and we hardly ever get to bed before midnight. :rascal: Hope you are all having as much fun as we do. :twisted:
Gill & Del x
P.S. can we just say that what we write on a Saturday night after a few
does make sense to us when we are typing it, honestly! Sex God
Surely this would only help people who are on here just for a laugh and have no intention of meeting other members. Most people on here couldn't care what size of breasts or penis peole have, it is the person overall that intersts most.
However we could all do with a laugh now and again and would love to see a few obviously over inflated bits!
You think we are on to a winner with this one? C'mon people this must improve our chances!
( only kidding peeps )
Gill & Del x
However we could all do with a laugh now and again and would love to see a few obviously over inflated bits!
You think we are on to a winner with this one? C'mon people this must improve our chances!
( only kidding peeps )
Gill & Del x
