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easyease
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Gender fluid, 53
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Orgasminator
Just like the Beatles were bigger than Jesus, Madonna (the pop singer) rates herself very highly...
"Madonna asked a yoga class to leave a gym because she wanted to practise on her own, say reports.
The singer allegedly asked the teacher and the other 25 members to quit midway through the weekly class at the Reebok Sports Club in New York.
One member said: "When Madonna started talking to the instructor and he told her talking wasn't allowed, she replied, 'I need to speak to you', and then said to the class, 'I want you all to leave'."
The instructor and students then left, leaving Madonna to practise alone."
how many of you would have told her to jog on? I would.
"Madonna asked a yoga class to leave a gym because she wanted to practise on her own, say reports.
The singer allegedly asked the teacher and the other 25 members to quit midway through the weekly class at the Reebok Sports Club in New York.
One member said: "When Madonna started talking to the instructor and he told her talking wasn't allowed, she replied, 'I need to speak to you', and then said to the class, 'I want you all to leave'."
The instructor and students then left, leaving Madonna to practise alone."
how many of you would have told her to jog on? I would.
Orgasminator
Quote by laterunnertheres a difference between seeking physical pleasure outside of a serious relationship with a partners consent as opposed to doing it behind their back. If your in a relationship that makes you unhappy leave it before dragging in anybody elses emotions.
Lots of respondents seem to be taking the moral high ground on this one (some quite aggressively!!).Until you have been in a situation where any normal sexual activity with your chosen partner (married or not) is impossible, you will not understand the anguish created as you somewhat desperately seek some physical relief with a 'NSA' partner of either sex, rather than engaging ladies of the night or their equivalent. Lighten up, people: To many social, cultural and religious groups, 'swinging' itself is an abomination. Please bear that in mind next time you take off someone else's knickers.
Orgasminator
even stranger are the guys who say their straight in the profile but then put ads in the men seeking men section saying they are looking for a nice big cock to suck. they dont want to scare off the women so they bend the truth.
As a bi guy ive had plenty of mails from guys saying they are straight......
As a bi guy ive had plenty of mails from guys saying they are straight......
Orgasminator
hmmmm im trusting type of guy and at the time didnt think i was stupid. I made it clear to her i wasnt ready for fatherhood and wanted to share the responsibility of contraception even though i wasnt the one actually taking the pill. my point is the choice is never down to the man.
Orgasminator
what if a guy is part of a loving relationship (or at least he thinks he is) and his partner views it as an insult if he feels the need to wear a condom? what if he trusts her enough to take the pill regularly yet she sits him down one day and admits to deliberately not taking the precautions but still continuing to have sex without telling him?
It happened to me, an ex told me she was pregnant even though i used to remind her to take her pill and i used to keep an eye on how many she had in the packet. She was obviuosly just binning them on a daily basis or something.
reality is no man has any say in whether its time to be a father, because the women can always decieve to get a bigger council house etc.
Then to rub salt in the wound If the guys name isnt on the birth certificate he might as well not exist.
It happened to me, an ex told me she was pregnant even though i used to remind her to take her pill and i used to keep an eye on how many she had in the packet. She was obviuosly just binning them on a daily basis or something.
reality is no man has any say in whether its time to be a father, because the women can always decieve to get a bigger council house etc.
Then to rub salt in the wound If the guys name isnt on the birth certificate he might as well not exist.
Orgasminator
I have been suffering with bouts of depression for a couple of years and also anxiety around people, this site isnt the best place for me to visit sometimes as i see all these "beautiful people" who exude confidence on the site and it makes me hate myself more, that's why though ive been a member a fairly long while I dont visit to often.
It's easy to feel alone even in a crowd sometimes. Reality is your not the only one suffering.
It's easy to feel alone even in a crowd sometimes. Reality is your not the only one suffering.
Orgasminator
3 weeks ago i went to my local shop to use the cash vending machine in there, i checked my balance....£205 in there.....great, pressed to draw out 200 for my lovely landlord and looked at the money slot eagerly,
10,20,30,40......whir whir whir whir whir whir. WTF? wheres the rest? oh ok its ran out, at least it gave me a reciept for the 40 it paid out, but I'll have to get into town to draw out the rest.
Arrive at the bank, check my balance......minus 35 pounds in credit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bear in mind its a savings account and its supposedly impossible to go overdrawn on a savings account.
I go inside my branch of the Abbey National and they helpfully fill out a "atm dispute" form for me and fax it off to machine vendors, that was on the 15th of may, the vendors supposedly had ten days by law to investigate my claim and refund me.......now Im ringing up the vendors daily and they keep promising me someone from head office will ring me back.
Im Livid, basically its my word against a machine. Im not trusting an atm ever again, if i was mugged standing next to an atm id be better off because at least it would be a fair fight.
Be cautious people I'd hate for you to be ripped off like this.
10,20,30,40......whir whir whir whir whir whir. WTF? wheres the rest? oh ok its ran out, at least it gave me a reciept for the 40 it paid out, but I'll have to get into town to draw out the rest.
Arrive at the bank, check my balance......minus 35 pounds in credit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bear in mind its a savings account and its supposedly impossible to go overdrawn on a savings account.
I go inside my branch of the Abbey National and they helpfully fill out a "atm dispute" form for me and fax it off to machine vendors, that was on the 15th of may, the vendors supposedly had ten days by law to investigate my claim and refund me.......now Im ringing up the vendors daily and they keep promising me someone from head office will ring me back.
Im Livid, basically its my word against a machine. Im not trusting an atm ever again, if i was mugged standing next to an atm id be better off because at least it would be a fair fight.
Be cautious people I'd hate for you to be ripped off like this.
Orgasminator
Its fucking ridiculous trying to defend the logic of the health authority involved. methadone is just as destructive and addictive as the drug it is intended to substitute.
Those poor kids are never gooing to stand much of a chance of having happy childhoods and fulfilling lives.
Those poor kids are never gooing to stand much of a chance of having happy childhoods and fulfilling lives.
Orgasminator
yeah really! hehe.
thats a good point some people come across a bit more abrasive on the net than they are in reality. It would be a boring world if we all were the same and all got on. Despite how much I disagree with people i prefer not to insult people on a individual level but have often found myself a target of personel insults in here, its just water off a ducks back though.
thats a good point some people come across a bit more abrasive on the net than they are in reality. It would be a boring world if we all were the same and all got on. Despite how much I disagree with people i prefer not to insult people on a individual level but have often found myself a target of personel insults in here, its just water off a ducks back though.
Orgasminator
Quote by varca
well i wasnt expecting anybody to come on here and admit to being a crap parent was i?
seems as if everybody talks about their own curcumstance but neglects to see the bigger picture, that the idea of a family unit has all but vanished, the role of a father is under-valued and yet people still cant fathom why British kids are well and truely off-the-rails.
keep your blinkers on peeps.
I do believe you have side stepped my question Easyease. You have just read solid examples of how family units sens a father figure have admirably reared their children so would you please qualify your words
look at that nice little graph and noticethis quote, "David Green, director of the Institute for the Study of Civil Society, told BBC Radio 4's Today programme: "If you take almost any measure - how well children do in school, whether they turn to crime, whether they commit suicide, etc - it's better to have two parents.
"It's also the biggest disadvantage of lone parenthood that you're much more likely to be poor."
poverty turns people to crime, the facts speak for themselves.
Orgasminator
I did say "most" and not "all" single mothers are shit and i wasnt insinuating any single mothers on this site are doing a bad job.
of course the blame also goes to Fathers who run away from their children, I detest that kind of man. Truth is there are a lot of women who dont want to include the father in their childrens life, and that is even more despicable.
Yep im bitter and twisted and have a jaded view of life but im honest. flame me all you like. hehe.
of course the blame also goes to Fathers who run away from their children, I detest that kind of man. Truth is there are a lot of women who dont want to include the father in their childrens life, and that is even more despicable.
Yep im bitter and twisted and have a jaded view of life but im honest. flame me all you like. hehe.
Orgasminator
well i wasnt expecting anybody to come on here and admit to being a crap parent was i?
seems as if everybody talks about their own curcumstance but neglects to see the bigger picture, that the idea of a family unit has all but vanished, the role of a father is under-valued and yet people still cant fathom why British kids are well and truely off-the-rails.
keep your blinkers on peeps.
seems as if everybody talks about their own curcumstance but neglects to see the bigger picture, that the idea of a family unit has all but vanished, the role of a father is under-valued and yet people still cant fathom why British kids are well and truely off-the-rails.
keep your blinkers on peeps.
Orgasminator
Quote by varca
the problem is the threat of "wait till your dad gets home" is pointless and rarely used nowadays with the amount of single mothers who have no control over their kids. I know im sticking myself in the firing line saying that, not all single mums are bad but most are shit. Kids need a father figure not an endless stream of "uncles".
I would be interested to know how you qualify this statement. Is it based on statistical analysis, informed opinion...?? What justification have you for making such an exceedingly broad assumption?have you ever seen "jeremy kyle"? hehe
Orgasminator
Quote by Sassy-Seren
kids stay out playing "deal the crack", "mug the granny" and "stab the enemy" nowadays and the girls are not playing hop-scotch on the street corner thats for sure.
while filming it all on their moblie phones
yeah they take a pride in being evil and showing it off to their mates. Orgasminator
the problem is the threat of "wait till your dad gets home" is pointless and rarely used nowadays with the amount of single mothers who have no control over their kids. I know im sticking myself in the firing line saying that, not all single mums are bad but most are shit. Kids need a father figure not an endless stream of "uncles".
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