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essex34m
2 months ago
Straight Male, 54
0 miles · Suffolk

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Quote by bluexxx
So, as I am currently wearing a Liverpool FC shirt (this seasons black kit, in size XXL)

:rose:
Quote by Sarah
White t shirt and old shorts here! lol

Couldn't have put it better myself.
Quote by Earthchild
oh and theres still sand down my cleavage from the beach today anyone for a sandpaper tit wank? :twisted:

Might as well....
Quote by tigersgobounce69
oooh I likey...its getting all hot and steamy in here
passionkiss blast 69position

Nice tits.
Because I was naive and had no imagination.
And because I did not expect to stay around, I gave no thought to the future.
Quote by Calista

Calista, what are you like at cooking sausages?

Well to be honest, it's all in the preparation. You need a nice firm, solid one, nothing worse than a weiner with no girth! Sausages need a decent amount of meat with them. Then, they need to rolled around with a little something to keep them lubed and stop them sticking. At appropriate points they needed to be show the tongs, and moved around appropriately in order to make sure they don't spit too much and of course should always be subject to a taste test ...
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Very often, I have felt for my mate Morbs. Tonight I high five him.
Quote by celestria

Calista, what are you like at cooking sausages?

Re-phrase that to what are you like at cooking sausages after two whole days of drinking munch style quantities and I'll forgive you lol :lol:
Forgive me? Oh bless.
Quote by celestria
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

I'm not getting on my knees for you often but ... worship this is very true!
And no I won't whilst I'm down there
Yeah you would. You so would. :twisted:
Yeah and she'll do all your ironing cooking and cleaning too rolleyes rotflmao
Works for me.
Calista, what are you like at cooking sausages?
Quote by Calista
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

I'm not getting on my knees for you often but ... worship this is very true!
And no I won't whilst I'm down there
Yeah you would. You so would. :twisted:
Quote by Calista

from what i remember fuckin gorgeous lady vodka xx

Remember that song that said "everyone needs a busom for a pillow"? I think Earthy's busom would be my choice of pillow
At your height her rack would be like a king size bed for you.
p.s. the song you refer to is 'Brimfull of Asha' by Cornershop
Quote by celestria
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And here I am... stuck in the middle with both of ya 69position:69::69:

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right....
Quote by celestria
Do I be one of the right women? :twisted:

No idea. I'd like to find out ;)
I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't have laughed had the thread got locked before Calista got the chance to press 'submit'
Quote by celestria
Oooh hello you! :rascal:

What you after?
What you offering? :twisted:
Nothing is on offer, yet it is there for the taking ;)
Ah, ever cryptic! :grin:
He doesn't offer because he's a good little subbie wink
Only for the right women ;)
Quote by Paddy
I'm now requesting a MOD lock this Thread - I was simply proving a point!

So you get to say what is on your mind, with no right to reply?
The mindset of a bully....
Quote by noladreams
Oooh hello you! :rascal:

What you after?
What you offering? :twisted:
Nothing is on offer, yet it is there for the taking ;)
Quote by Paddy
You just have contributed as an EX Chatroom OP! If my memory doesn't escape ! - Enjoy your Vino - if it's excessive - the consumption, then it's probably best if you don't post a reply until you're sober.

Having just read this, I am inclined to paste a listing from
4. Bullying - a definition
There is no legal definition of bullying.
However, it’s usually defined as behaviour that is:
repeated
intended to hurt someone either physically or emotionally
often aimed at certain groups, eg because of race, religion, gender or sexual orientation
It takes many forms and can include:
physical assault
teasing
making threats
name calling
cyberbullying - bullying via mobile phone or online (eg email, social networks and instant messenger)
So to have made specific comments regarding DG's prior 'status' as a member of this site, clearly you are guilty of bullying by the definition above. Of course you will deny it, even Stevie Wonder could see that one coming, but doesn't hie the fact that your OP is nothing more than thinly veiled comments aimed at nobody specific.
Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games.
On such a special night, how could I not? Tonight will feature Southern Comfort, the history of The Eagles on BBC4 and my iPad. Tonight will be very welcome.
Quote by MikeC
I've never watched Star Wars, The sound of Music, visited Portugal or been wrong

Bollocks.
I have something in common with MCB.
I have never been so shocked iny life....never seen Star Wars ffs
Or Star Trek, or Dr. Who.
Quote by Happy Cats
I've never watched Star Wars, The sound of Music, visited Portugal or been wrong

Bollocks.
I have something in common with MCB.
Quote by Dlep
I'd only consider Cosmetic surgery if I was badly burnt for example.

I wouldn't trust you with a sparkler on Bonfire Night.
Quote by noladreams
So, my question is, would you consider plastic surgery for cosmetic reasons?

Nope. This is me. If someone likes me, great. If not, then I couldn't care less.
Quote by bluexxx
I've never been given explicit permission to post in someone else's forum.

:grin:
I've been to paradise.
But I've never been to me.
(Wondering if that's familiar to essex34m's dodgy music collection)
:haha:
Not got that song, keep trying.
I've never been given explicit permission to post in someone else's forum.