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farmersboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 73

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Quote by firelizard
My train one is one where the train is full of commuters and Stormy and I are standing with him behind me. The gentle swaying of the train and me rocking against him is giving him an erection and I am fully aware of it and do it all the more. I can hear him breathing heavily in my ear getting near to orgasm and all the while no-one on the train is aware of it!!!
FIRE xx

Hang on fire im still trying to fimd my motorcycle boots :shock:
N o need for me to copy Eagre,s original quote, but it exactly replicates a case i know ,single female just joined etc
In this case the lady who luckily did before it went to far realise what tthe "player ". i could think of a better discription, was doing and finaly said NO ,Only to be bombarded with abusive E Mails, P Ms and chatroom whispers Being new she didn.t know what actions to take to get this person banned as he is im told on at least one other site.
Hes still here
I used to have a neighbour called Ida whose married name was Downe
also remember a wholsale butchers whose lorries carried the slogan
Let us Meat Your Needs or alternatly
Meat To please You
may even still have a photo somewhere dunno
Hi cockslut
could i please be put on your invite list
I live fairly localy and im sure i could find some one to vouch for me iff needed
bolt
Quote by Martin_M
This is the thing, they are neither Men nor Women, They could be straight, Bi or Gay. Transvestite or just curious, couples meeting couples or Men meeting couples etc etc.
They are are open and honest about a community site rather than trying to create boxes for people and this site has never been about boxes. The logo and branding of this site was so difficult because of the wealth and diverse range of people that use it day to day that we instructed an external firm for consultancy and out of all the ideas this was the only one that worked. lol

now i know im in the wrong job
appeared on the programme
featured in the annual (wont say what year )
still know an ex presenter (who claims they havent even got one}
no never got one
Quote by foxylady2209
Very fffffff funny farmersboy!!!!!!

Well guess who i BUMPed into in a chat room
Quote by sheddy
Here is one of my favourite single male recepies biggrin
Take 1 tin of baked beans
Open it
put in saucepan
cook
put on toast and eat lol :lol:

Alternate option open freezer look shake head close freezer
Get car keys drive to selected takeaway
C hoose from menu
Order :D
:shock: :shock: Good god man you drive to the takeaway confused :? :?
Thats what home delivery was invented for :lol:
Cars are used to drive to the shop at the top of the next street redface surprisedops:
ooooh thats posh sorry no pun intended
Option three drive straight past takeaway keep going until i reach Dollys cafe :evil2:
Quote by sheddy
Here is one of my favourite single male recepies biggrin
Take 1 tin of baked beans
Open it
put in saucepan
cook
put on toast and eat lol :lol:

Alternate option open freezer look shake head close freezer
Get car keys drive to selected takeaway
C hoose from menu
Order :D
Quote by cockslut
mmm how about sex in a bath of beans?

I still remember that moment our hands met
over a bag of pork scratchings :giggle:
does that count
Quote by Darkfire
cow print ffs?????? :shock:
give me some credit, please !
and pink is out. before you even think about it :rude: :kissmyarse:

its just got to be the pink wabbit ears
Quote by poshkate
Munch is cancelled pending sheddies reply

don't i get any say in the matter?????? wink
that will change just give it time sheddy :giggle:
Quote by sheddy

do pageboys get to walk behind a certain bridesmaid up the aisle

Isn't it the page boy who walks around lifting the brides dress up, er............. I mean carrying the train thingy of the brides dress :twisted:
isnt that multitasking :shock:
oh go on i will try my best :lol2:
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Can i be a brides made biggrin
And can i come nude to save the cost of a dress :rascal:
Shaz x

do pageboys get to walk behind a certain bridesmaid up the aisle
Having met you guys albeit only socialy
Reese whats not to like about you mate
vIx worship think you know my thoughts about you kiss
your both great
must say that "family issues" does seem to be the standard get out clause nowadays
Quote by Darkfire
Bullet wounds/ knife marks are my particular fave :shock: :twisted:

Sassy nails up the knife drawer
I'm a sucker for flat-noses(boxers)funny ears (rugby players) wethered skin( outdoor types) rough working -man's hands(farmers, builders,dry-stone wallers etc ) 52 inch chests and two rolls of carpet underarm (bouncers) war wounds (forces and people involved in stuff they shouldnt be) and anythiing that moves in a black suit orRigger boots& flurescent yellow vests lol
and to that... battle scars, tattoos, 'man smell' and finished off with eithermud or car oil and I'm a very happy bunny biggrin
plus the odd scar or two guess i might be halfway to "interesting"