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farmersboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 73

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Quote by wild rose and the stag
can everyone stop picking on cloven hoofed folk
staggy

staggy if im not mistaken the cloven hoof belonged to
a randy old goat bolt
HLB as lovely as ever Dammy well your just dammy tho disturbingly i did fimd one of your outfits rather attractive
Alex DJ fantastic as usual
Marcuso well words fail me yet again
cant do the cast line up thing as much of its still a blur but
worship V ix your a star and thanks for showing me where you keep your sweets blink
Kaz next time you need a knot tying can i put my finger on it innocent
a night to remember
congratulations choozy :thumbup:
fly fishing is very much like sex
you never forget your first one
and can be addictive
Quote by firelizard
if you unscrew your belly button... does your bum fall off???

You Feking ,Feking bad man ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No your insides just fall out !!!!!!!! :shock: :scared:
Stormwalker..Who does'nt "do" belly buttons
nah nah nah nana flipa
Quote by firelizard
if you unscrew your belly button... does your bum fall off???

You Feking ,Feking bad man ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No your insides just fall out !!!!!!!! :shock: :scared:
Stormwalker..Who does'nt "do" belly buttons
nah nah nah nana flipa
Quote by sheddy
(when you get in the room next time it is always good fun to watch sheddys face when he presses the buton)

Kate says I have a look of glee about me when I press the button confused but in all honesty it's sheer terror incase I boot the wrong one. lol :lol:
I think i created a monster flipa
wildlife tv presenter Kate Humble just has that certain somethging about her
can just put my finger on it but i'd like to lol
a conveniantly positioned two seater settee in the back of a fully laden furniture van
especialy when the driver has a good idea whats going on back there and takes ever bend like hes in a formular one car
brings a whole new meaning to meals on wheels
Quote by poshkate
But i can imagine her in a pair of green wellies (just green wellies) sillyhwoar: :rascal:

well i don't have any green wellies.......but i do have a rather fetching pair of rigger boots (and hard hat to match) confused
well i've just tryed colouring in the green wellies and hard hat on posh kates avatar biggrin
Hi had to post on here as theres not a
satisfyed customers thread dunno
just been in chatroom
i can change rooms
i have a list of people in the room
i dont need a magnifying glass to read it
i didnt get kicked when i touched the send button
P lease Please dont "upgrade" it "improve"it or tweak it any more lol
edited 23,00
un less you get sent to room 3 the room of lost souls from where there seems no escape
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Another vote against 'Winks' and 'stealth' cam viewing here.

Here too!!! confused :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
Me to
Why is it even necessary
what are the legal implications sure some one will know
Quote by firelizard
I would have to be a collie!!!
Quick to cum innocent
Obedient :whistling:
Loyal to my man, have to be or I get smackbottom
Filthy :bounce:
Can be snappy with kids on occassion :taz:
But generally a fluffy ball of fun :giggle:
Mrs Lizard xxxxx

Now your talking my language
Here to me
Lay down
That will do
Good girl :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Please take as read
Y ou are not the first
You will not be the last
The reception desk staff have seen it all before
Just book in as normal get your "company" to phone you to go out and meet them and escort them back to your room
R ight here goes
just got back after driving for 11 hours and worked
out how many ciggies i got through and its errmm one or two
i know i cant stop just like that so as from tomorrow i cut down until i quit
Quote by firelizard
:giggle:
We were chatting by whispers in the chatroom last night to two who said they wanted to play with us together very near us. :wary:
Methinks someone saw the thread rolleyes
Love
FL x

WooooHoooo !!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Can i have the one thats leftover lol
What one thats leftover…. dunno
I have a healthy appetite my friend :hunk:
Stormwalker
Friend friend its at a time like this you find out who your friends are :kick:
:giggle:
We were chatting by whispers in the chatroom last night to two who said they wanted to play with us together very near us. :wary:
Methinks someone saw the thread rolleyes
Love
FL x
WooooHoooo !!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Can i have the one thats leftover lol
Quote by Phoenix
I did a kind of similar thing last night, was perving in the chat room when my father phoned. We started the usual conversations etc and just as I was trying to explain that I would need a sick note from the Doctor soon, I noticed Farmersboy entering the same room as me…
Me to my dad “I’ll need to get a Farmersboy from the …Doctor soon” :doh:
Firelizard pissing herself as I valiantly tried to cover my blunder. smackbottom
Could have been much worse though, what if it had been Cu^t_licker. :shock:
Stormwalker

Sorry but im only available privately not on the NHS
Now if its firelizard
Come on in relax i am a doctorrolleyes
Doctor in what ??? Like me, beer testing... lol
OK OK i can take thehint i know its my round
Quote by firelizard
I did a kind of similar thing last night, was perving in the chat room when my father phoned. We started the usual conversations etc and just as I was trying to explain that I would need a sick note from the Doctor soon, I noticed Farmersboy entering the same room as me…
Me to my dad “I’ll need to get a Farmersboy from the …Doctor soon” :doh:
Firelizard pissing herself as I valiantly tried to cover my blunder. smackbottom
Could have been much worse though, what if it had been Cu^t_licker. :shock:
Stormwalker

Sorry but im only available privately not on the NHS
Now if its firelizard
Come on in relax i am a doctor rolleyes
yes at a birthday party of on old friend , their both members on here,
when in came another couple and the male half was someone i meet weekly work related, and have done so for about 5 years
def not a highjack
but special thanks to a special lady on here who helped by letting me "talk about it" in respect of one part of my post kiss :kiss:
Two kids
The best grandson in the world
I would not have been there for a young relative to approach me and say "im in a bit of a mess" that was the understatement of the year
i wouldn't have been around to help a failed suicide victim where apparently i did all the correct things but that was pure instinct and a lot of luck
not least saveing what appears to be numerous emoloyees at the inland revenue
from being made redundant