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farmersboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 73

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Well firelizard you never stop to amaze me all i can say is
it could only happen to you
those mother daughter"you doing anything nice this weekend" phone chats could be to say the least erm interesting :shock:
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farmers boy is in recovery after watching the deancannocks wobbly bottom room tonight in the chatroom
wrats
xx good night old friends

truly a night to remember the sort of night that just brings a warm glow to your cheeks
had a pic sent to my phone for free
young lady,obviously quite a gymnast, no inhibitions
well she did have the name wrong so i guess wrong number too
but at least i got one :shock:
think a phone company may have infiltrated SH? dunno
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if anyone wants to translate any of the above into plain english, i'd be most grateful! :shock:

then could you please tell me rolleyes
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Hi there im Dave 40

Dave, c'moooooon, look at your sig line! lol wink
worship god shes good
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What is it that makes a Man… Manly? .

well
1. A X and a Y Chromosome
2. A can of Lynx apparently.
s.
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Men are actualy becomming less manly with every year that goes by. Due to our friend the contraception pill ladies now pee estrogen into the water table on a daily basis. Once in the water table estrogen stays there it is not removed. Men then drink the water and therefore its ever increasing content of estrogen and are as a result becomming less and less manly. Estrogen in the water table is thought to be contributing to the 50% drop in sperm counts over the last 100 years. It is thought that male babies born in 50 years time could have a much higher rate of infertility.
Living out in the sticks we dont have mains water only a private supply
Fresh Natural Mineral Water
puts hairs on yer chest and lead in yer pencil
only £49 .99 a bottle
innocent
its the whispers
twiice now talking to a couple finaly get round to the whispering stage
the one that does it is when she
whispers we must meet
Having read the whole of this thread,heres my" two penath" no pun intended
Couples only rooms how many obviously single guys are redgistered as couples or even single fems
Abuse yes i admit i have made the odd "ecouraging remark" hopefully not oversteping what i see as the boundarys as i have witnesed the efect it understandably has especialy on couples who go on as newbies shall we say just to" test the water",who after two minutes of chat up the well are you going to get your tits out or not starts Who can blame them for not going on cam again
Prior to the takeover i never went in the chat rooms as i couldnt get in so cant comment but as the mods have been introduced the free for all, say anything is being adressed and action being taken with the worst offenders
Re Blondes comments yes this is now a sex site and having spoken to her if i was female would i go on cam knowing the responce just an avatar pic can have the answer is no.
If I wanted to get attention yes but be prepared to put up with a "reasonal"amount of comments
Why are the oldies still here when alternatives are available i for one have made good friendships some i have met some only on the forums, My arse is firmly on the fence waiting to see witch way i fall
I think you will find the correct term is sexy little sprout if you dont mind lol
A big thank you to DJcouple for organizing a great night out in great company
What more can i say except whens the next one
yes but she got them off me well you know what its like getting dressed in a hurry in a carpark at night
double glazing , credit ,change your gas telephone,electric supplier
tell them your squatters works a treat
years ago i used to go into an all night cafe that was used by the ladies of the night when they knocked off from the late shift as a place to change back into civvies have a cuppa a bacon sarnie and a fag
yes the chain came off the left ankle and into the purse before they left
your words its so exciting
thats what its supposed to be thats why we do it,and yes that excitement can does lead to hightened pleasures for one or both You wouldn't be human if you dont talk about it afterwards but dont analise it just ENJOY IT
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Thank you, you said it! Like we said, we are not doggers! And the reason MOST men go looking for doggers is to join in! What red blooded male wouldn't! .

Please stop while you can still climb out of that hole. As you said, you're not doggers - stick to what you do know or at least come to visit us in the Dogging section and find out a few more facts firsthand from us.
Serendipity
FEMALE Dogger
deep breaths deep breaths theres a good girl
well im only what must be the lowest of the low a single male dogger but i dont have sex with any thing with a pulse perhapse its just me dunno
uh whottha wheretha oh got that comfortable i must have dozed off
right im off whos got my keys
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did someone say the largers off

Ooh, I hope not. I popped out and the last one went warm. Need a replacement before last orders! BARMAID!
warm larger the barmaids revenge :laughabove:
see the buy one get one free offer is still up and running
packet of smokey bacon any seats by the fire