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farmersboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 73

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Quote by tattyxpx
OK Debs.. yer on page 4 now.... so come on... what you upto???
We know yer upto summink... but just what.. dunno I would hate to even guess lol :crazy:

you getting that feeling its not gonna be nice
I farmersboy solemnly declare ........that from this day forward ......I will continue to take the piss keep my humour.... hold my head up high..... and fight on the seas and oceans to defend our swinging heaven COMMUNITY what ever the cost maybe........ I shell never surrender so there
Hows that
barking were all bloody barking
loon
Have you Would you How do you Who would you do it with Where For how long How long is it How long since you did Congratulations Sympaphy Comedy ,and gardeners question time the list goes on
And all on one site maybe
dunno
Quote by jodman_176
Just thought I'd say hi and introduce myself. I'm 33, 5'2" med build with brown hair and blue eyes. I'm new to this site but would love to make some friends on here with the view to meeting up for a drink. Any advice from experienced people on here would be greatly appreciated. Have fun everyone and looking forward to making some new friends.

Hi Hun,
Welcome and have fun...
yes there must be something in the water lately
i can be in derby in 20 mins innocent
i know iknow iknow
just thought i would try a new approach
the "subtle bump" as against
the blatant bump
Quote by Alexandra
excuse me but could someone tell me what all this bumping is confused:

Nope! biggrin
ok maybe i will try later when people who are more sensitive to other peoples feelings are about innocent
Dammy if your sobe r and saying what i think you are all i can say is you lucky b***ard
i will polish me boots even wear a tie
Dammy if your pissed
iv'e seen her i will take her off your hands cos yer dead
Oh well lets go the whole hogg Bugger Blonds blow up sheep i have dozzens of the real thing ,how about pick your own No i will stop there
NO NO NO IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT
Quote by janeandwill
30 - 40 isn't really old. Older than you are - yes! but in the scheme of things even 40 is not considered to be old.
You have just as much chance getting together with a lady in this age group as one is her 20's if you treat her as an individual. Age is but a number and attitude is far more of a sign of maturity than how many birthdays you have had.

Posted by Jane seriously trying to convince herself that 40 isn't old, and dreading her next birthday for some reason.
OK so how do i word my add " a guy with a lot of attitude"
Jane look at it as lifes just beginning
Hello darling guess what i got for your birthday ,a secondhand vibrator off this site i know!
Could be a winner ?
IF IT AIN'T BROKE DONT FIX IT
Quote by Phoenix

Ferret raceing club. Members of the institute for the theory and practice of group psychotherapy, get the room booked
Oh and put me down
i agree with lissa , amalthea, darkfire and especially any female with a name followed by MOD
ffs dont upset them just agree then you can enjoy the site
Hi all
What can i say, cracking night in cracking company :thumbup: thanks to all for makeing my first meet a great night
Calister kiss for well just being you
Morbius thanks mate
dave
The answer is neither. Yes the exhibitionist needs the voyeur and vice versa The trouble is look at the medias definition of dogging "couples who frequent car parks etc in order to have sex with strangers" , is it any wonder that friday nights see a car full of half pissed half brained 20 yr old lads turn up asking where are these women that are up for a shag Couples dont feel pressured into doing more than you are comfortable with we the watchers are there at your invitation, if you want to go further set your limits talk" some of us are capable of joined up thinking" any one oversteps your limits then deserves it if you tell them to f**k off or you just leave :
Jethro you may need to come from shall we say a "rural"background or you will miss out on some one liners
yes its dave true
yes im local more local than you think
no not the phone dave but i will be if you want
dave
wave
One law abiding citizen on his way down south complete with blindfold :bounce: :bounce:
to himnher flipa nah nah
My only dealings with sat nav is answering the door to a polish hgv driver at 5 am who was look ing for a factory that luckily i know is 12 miles away let me say we cant even see another house or anything else for that matter from our place and luckily he hadnt come up our drive in 30 odd ton of artic Down to his waggon look at the nav and sure enough it right on us Back to the house kettle on ,map out, his english shall we say limited my polish zero but we got him there in the end ifound out later So i think i will stick with maps