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farmersboy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 73

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Quote by goodporking
I'm guessing you got the blow torch and that you started fixing the car about yesterday morning just off the M1 at luton?

:bounce: rotflmao :bounce: :rotflmao: :bounce: :rotflmao:
Ihave posted this story before but think it desrves another airing
Told to me by a mate When videos first came out "mucky" vids did the rounds at work and finally he got his sweaty hands on one,he was living at home and so had to sieze his opportunity to watch it when his parents said they were just nipping down the pub
Parents safely out the door,upstairs vid out from its hiding place back down to the sitting room ,settle back to watch Well he then decides he's got to " relieve the tension"
He was apparently quite proud of the fact the managed to time his cumming with the end of the film now wipe up vid back upstairs mission acomplished
When he turned to get the box off the coffe table there was a cold cup of tea his mum had brought in for him when they came back from the pub having only stopped for a quick one
bloody marvelous
congratulations
good on yer
gofor it
wish you both all you wish yourselvs :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Hi
while im not in any way condoning the ignorant approach some people have to anyone "different", it can sometimes be just that bloody ignorance
I have a young relative disabled from birth who we only see weddings birthdays the usual things because of distance Naturally no family member will let him be left out "dance" with him in his wheel chair then seen the same people pin someone to a table to explain why an overheard chance remarc of a mother telling her kids "Dont go near him as you dont know what he's got" is not nessesary
Ignorance yes excusable never
boy oh boy,,,,, it is times like this that do break my heart... because i love the site and to see this infighting between people i like hurts...
glad that the decision has been made over kaz's social.... I know the same thing is going to come up with regards to marcuso's xmas bash since "banned" members are going to be at that one...
again, i would ask that wouldn't it make sense to draw a line in the sand for all socials that have already been arranged... and say "from this day on" therfore noone can say they haven't been warned......
Also I know that there was talk of a "banned persons" list being made available for munch organisors... wouldn't it now be a suggestion to now make this kind of list public? i am not suggesting name and shame,don't put the reason as to why they are banned... just the fact they are banned is enough information.....
since regulars may not know that other regualrs have been banned..........
I am not saying that we need to know the in and outs of everything, but just to give us enough information so that we can make informed decisions as to whether we want to go to an event or not........
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having read all the post here im grateful to fabio for this post for in mho a well balanced assesment of the situation ,as only through this i have learned that i will be attending a meet that "banned persons" will be attending Whilst i as a single male have no problem with this i can understand the concerns of couples/single females Whist i do not profess to know the answers, guidelines must be drawn up and posted in plain english in an attempt to heal the rifts that can only pull this site and what it stands for steadily down
Thanks steve 860 MPH
And just found i can spank the monkey with both hands rolleyes
now wheres the one for bashing the bishop innocent :whistling:
190 for kitty
but i can spank the monkey as 196 MPH
Do you think its try ing to tell me something dunno
Cant unerstand what this thing about blondes is perhaps you should ask Steve before you do anything drastic innocent
Quote by Manolishi
I actually used to have this thing for Chrissie Hynde. Used to watch her on TOTP and always thought wow.
I did get to me her in Slough one day and although she was lovely to talk to, once you got close up, she was not very attractive at all.
Just goes to show what a bit of makeup can do.
rolleyes

not one to name drop but i could tell you a story
innocent
as for fantasy Karen Carpenter i could get a stiffy just listening to that voice
Sorry but FFS dont ever use an angle grinder or any welder even on an empty fuel tank as just the fumes will be enough to finish the car and not do any poor sod within range much good either If there is an access plate for better to cut that out if needbe then replace it with a bit of plate with self tapping screws and a sealant
Domestic bliss made simple
Repeat after me Yessss Dearrrr
Now hux go away and practise untill you sound convincing rolleyes
bugger all i ever see at stoneleigh is cows next time i'm going to be in and of those sheds,under trade stands, everywhere esp tractors
THANKYOU
Of course I have the usual questions going through my head "did I encourage it", "did the fact I was sexily dressed say to him, this woman is asking for it", "did I give out the wrong signals by my behaviour". "I'm a swinger at a party, am I saying that I am fair game"? I equally know that the answer to these questions whether I was male or female is a resounding NO. No means no whatever the circumstances. It doesnt stop you worrying about it and feeling guilty.
HI Kaz
Iwould like to think that most people who know me would to use an old fashioned nowadays term i know a gentleman Now im going to reply in an ungentlemanly manner
Bollocks why should you feel in any way that your dress or attitude or the nature of the party in any way "led him on" or justified his actions YOU HAVE NO CAUSE TO FEEL IN ANY WAY IT WAS YOUR FAULT
As i stated in my post im in the name names camp but as its not apparently site policy use the other route P M s :!: There rant over hope you take this as it was meant
hope to meet sometime soon
dave
kiss thats for being big & brave
sorry this was meant to be a pm
Hi kaz
Doesn't matter that i have never met you, behaviour like that can't be condoned reguardless of social group,situation or circumstances,at any time Im sorry but i would name names
Hope you are O K
:thumbup:
Quote by davej
oh if you insist

dont know where i can get my hands on a pair of those large ones with a 45 degree bend do you
Can you give rough length/ width of car as i have plant trailer but with fixed sides & ramp
dave
Quote by naughtynymphos1
ohh ya bastard, kinda knew that was coming but still jumped lol

ditto
just off to reset my pacemaker
quote Cailster
I'll think long and hard about my cherry for you ;)
in company like that may i suggest you keep your hand firmly on your cherry
I really miss the popping out for a quickie :twisted: not so easy when the kids are young mad Morbius and I often popped down the local country park and into the bushes, up into the Peak District, bonnet of the car in a truck stop :shock: back garden :twisted: (although this house is too overlooked :cry: ) :cry:
Only once has anyone caught us :twisted:
I have a little corner of the peak district where you could update your score to
TWICE
thats made me feel much better if it wasn't for my actions in the past i could have been surrounded by pussy banghead
KBUK and MrTIGS worship :worship:
Wouldn't take long to do mine but i'd join in if i thought it would help
While i know every case is an individual i know a young lady who lost her hair under similar circumstances 5 years on its regrown thick strong and she can allmost sit on it
Gi ve the young lady a hug
Quote by bluexxx
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten cool

Oh tell me its not true
when i think of all the kitties i must have killed tell me its not true
"]>>>> removes finger from edit button and thinks Thanks fook for that!
They say great minds think alike